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REVIEW: Wendy’s Steakhouse Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe
When it comes to burgers, Wendy’s can be rather unorthodox. We’ve seen pretzels for buns, burgers topped with foie gras, even “renegade” burgers named after dinosaurs. With their latest twist on the hamburger, Wendy’s hopes to bring down the house. The steak house.
For a limited time only, Wendy’s restaurants will feature the Steakhouse Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe. In addition to having way too many syllables in its name, the burger consists of a beef hamburger patty flavored with steakhouse seasoning and a garlic aioli, topped with tomato, lettuce, red onion, and American cheese. As part of Wendy’s Right Price Right Right Size value menu, you have little to lose when trying the Steakhouse Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe. I guess you could say the *steaks* are low. (See what I did there?)
In appearance, the Steakhouse Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe I ordered from my local Wendy’s closely resembled a typical Wendy’s cheeseburger. A quick bun-scan revealed the garlic aioli and steakhouse seasoning applied to the underside of the hamburger buns.
Each bite offers the same beefy flavor as a regular Wendy’s hamburger, only kicked up a notch through the addition of steakhouse seasoning, which possesses a strong black pepper flavor and just a hint of heat. If my tastebuds are correct, there’s also a bit of cayenne and paprika in there.
The burger is flavored with Montreal steakhouse seasoning. Unfortunately, I cannot confirm whether or not the Wendy’s seasoning accurately resembles Montreal seasoning in flavor, as I’ve never had the pleasure of tasting the largest city in the Canadian province of Quebec. That said, I imagine it tastes somewhat like hockey, maple syrup, and poutine.
The peppery steakhouse seasoning meshes well with the flavor of the beef hamburger patty, adding some variety to the more mundane flavor of a value menu cheeseburger. Its only flaw is that it can seem too powdery at times, as the peppery flavor really sticks in the back of your throat. For this reason, I strongly recommend pairing it with a beverage.
The dominant flavor in each bite of the burger is the steakhouse seasoning. As a result, the garlic aioli applied to the underside of the buns seems to fall flat — its light, buttery garlic flavor seemed nearly undetectable against the burger’s strong peppery notes. Similarly, the lettuce, tomato, and onions contributed almost nothing to the flavor, merely adding a light crunch to the texture of every bite.
Wendy’s new Steakhouse Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe is tasty, but not breathtakingly delicious. It’s nothing to write home about. (Unless you’re a person who really likes to send letters to your parents about hamburgers. Then by all means, write home!) Though the steakhouse seasoning does enhance the flavor profile of a run-of-the-mill value menu burger, I can only recommend purchasing it the next time you find yourself in need of an inexpensive lunch. It’s a welcome addition to the Wendy’s menu solely because of its low price.
If peppery hamburgers excite you, be sure to try the new Steakhouse Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe while it’s still available. If you miss it, you might just regret your mistake. Misteak? Ah, forget it. I’m done with steak puns. (Or should I say, well-done with steak-puns?)
(Nutrition Facts – 390 calories, 24 grams of fat, 9 grams of saturated fat, 1 gram of trans fat, 4 grams of polyunsaturated fat, 8 grams of monounsaturated fat, 60 milligrams of cholesterol, 780 milligrams of sodium, 26 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 5 grams of sugar, and 17 grams of protein. .)
Item: Wendy’s Steakhouse Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe
Purchased Price: $1.49
Size: N/A
Purchased at: Wendy’s
Rating: 6 out of 10
Pros: Strong peppery flavor. Inexpensive. Houses literally made of steak.
Cons: Garlic aioli nearly undetectable. Steak seasoning seems powdery at times. An abundance of steak puns.
REVIEW: Nabisco Birthday Frosting Filled Chewy Chips Ahoy Cookies
To me, Kevin Hart and Chewy Chips Ahoy of are one in the same. Allow me to explain.
Every time I turn on the TV lately it seems as if Kevin Hart has a new movie. Whether he’s the star or in a supporting role, he’s always there. Now he’s breaking into commercials as well with his latest Vitaminwater spot. It drives me nuts!
I don’t find him particularly funny and it’s not like he’s some fantastic actor either. He’s kind of like that one person in your circle of friends that is only inside of it because he is slightly acquainted with each person in the group. No one really hates him but no one really likes him at the same time.
Friend 1: Should we invite Kevin?
Friend 2: Oh yeah, Kevin! I mean… sure, he’s an OK guy I guess. Right?
When it comes to the Chewy Chips Ahoy, every recent trip to the grocery store seems to mark a discovery of a new flavor.
While the Kevin Hart Hollywood (and if he keeps up his current pace, world) takeover causes me much anxiety, the Chips Ahoy one just makes my sweet tooth an eager beaver.
When I set my gazes upon Birthday Frosting Filled Chewy Chips Ahoy, the festive sight instantly conjured up images of birthdays from yesteryear. My friends wearing party hats, a tabletop covered with presents, Laser Tag, the dagger of ritual, a lamb fresh for sacrificing, Satan… Wait. What the fuck was going on at my birthday parties!?
Good thing I have my shrink on speed dial. Guess we can set aside that harrowing fifth grade milk spilling incident. Well, at least for a little while.
Deep-seated childhood memories behind us, let’s discuss some frosting filled cookies.
The outside of the cookie is pretty much what you’d expect from a Chewy Chips Ahoy. It’s essentially the basic chocolate chip cookie, except there are colored nonpareils beside the chocolate chips. They just scream “party!” They may seem gimmicky but they actually compliment the chocolate chips nicely.
Inside of the cookie is where things get real interesting. It seemed like these cookies were going to be too sweet because of the birthday frosting, but the cookie to frosting ratio was perfect. The frosting isn’t packed to the point where you’re going to get a sugar rush, and it’s not meager where you’re left wanting more.
As for the taste of the frosting, it’s actually surprisingly good for what it is. If you’re expecting some fancy-ass buttercream frosting then go ask your local baker to recreate the cookies, or do it yourself if you have the adequate baking skills. The frosting is more of the confetti variety, pretty much the same kind you would find on those Funfetti cupcakes. (and really, who doesn’t like Funfetti?).
The best part about the frosting being inside the cookie is it does not harden up at all and stays really fresh. I guess getting entombed in a cookie has that effect on things. Maybe I’ll just request to be baked inside a giant cookie when I die. Then maybe if there’s some crazy guy who can make a serum like Herbert West in Re-Animator my complexion will still be halfway decent when I’m brought back to life. Okay, I think I have more issues than satanic birthday parties and milk spilling. Yikes! Anyways…
The whole cookie is pretty sweet, with the chocolate chips and nonpareils and frosting, but it is not overpoweringly so. Well, to a point. I personally would not want to eat more than three at a time. They’re the type of cookie that’s good in moderation. I suppose we are supposed to eat all cookies in moderation, but I don’t subscribe to that logic most of the time.
I kept thinking about cookie cake the whole time I was eating these. They are definitely a worthy birthday cake substitute should your family forget your birthday or if you’re for some reason running from the law on your birthday and don’t have time to sit down for a real cake. Whatever your cake deprivation reasons may be, these cookies have you covered.
(Nutrition Facts – 2 cookies – 150 calories, 60 calories from fat, 7 grams of fat, 4 grams of saturated fat, 115 milligrams of sodium, 40 milligrams of potassium, 21 grams of carbohydrates, 13 grams of sugar, less than 1 gram of protein.)
Item: Nabisco Birthday Frosting Filled Chewy Chips Ahoy Cookies
Purchased Price: $1.89
Size: 9.6 oz.
Purchased at: Walmart
Rating: 7 out of 10
Pros: Confetti frosting is good and fun for all! Not overpoweringly sweet. Having shrink on speed dial.
Cons: Too much Kevin Hart. Satanic-themed birthday parties. Crying over spilled milk for many years.
SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 6/13/2014
Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.
How extra crunchy are these Herr’s Extra Crunchy Kettle Cooked Chips? Can I wake up my neighbors with them if I chew with my mouth open? (Spotted by Adam at Weis Markets and Erin at Giant.)
If “un-rinsed potato slices” and “kettle-cooked in lard” bother you, then Grandma Utz’s Handcooked potato chips aren’t for you. (Spotted by Adam at Weis Markets.)
Gourmet cut is like lattice cut and waffle cut. I’d also like to throw in “net cut” and “diamond cut.” So feel free to use those potato chip companies. (Spotted by Adam at Weis Markets.)
Archer Farms Habanero Ranch Potato Chips, I’d like you to meet McDonald’s Habanero Ranch sauce. Chip Review has a review. Archer Farms Dill Pickle Potato Chips, I’d like you to meet my mouth. (Spotted by Dustin at Target.)
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FAST FOOD NEWS -Jack in the Box New Ultimate Cheeseburgers, Hella-peño Burger, and Breakfast Monster Taco
Jack in the Box’s Ultimate Cheeseburger is a simple combination of meat, cheese, and bread, but now Jack is offering two new Ultimate Cheeseburgers that go beyond meat, cheese, and bread. The Jalapeño Ranch Ultimate Cheeseburger also features a creamy ranch sauce and sliced jalapeños and the BBQ Ultimate Cheeseburger is also topped with BBQ sauce and grilled onions.
The Jalapeño Ranch Ultimate Cheeseburger has 797 calories, 48 grams of fat, 21 grams of saturated fat, 3 grams of trans fat, 1783 milligrams of sodium, and 50 grams of protein. The BBQ Ultimate Cheeseburger has 806 calories, 45 grams of fat, 21 grams of saturated fat, 3 grams of trans fat, 1663 milligrams of sodium, and 50 grams of protein.
If you find yourself at a Jack in the Box, hella-drunk or hella-high and in need of lots of jalapeños, calories and sodium, Jack’s got you and your bloodstream covered with his Hella-peño Burger Munchie Meal. The burger is topped with stuffed and sliced jalapeños, a cheese sauce, and taco sauce, and like with all Munchie Meals the burger comes with two tacos, halfies fries, and a drink.
A Hella-peño Burger Munchie Meal has 1600 calories, 85 grams of fat, 24 grams of saturated fat, 2 grams of trans fat, 3644 milligrams of sodium, and 53 grams of protein.
Want to start your morning with a fast food breakfast taco not from Taco Bell? Or do you want to start your afternoon or evening with a fast food breakfast taco not from Taco Bell? Jack in the Box will satisfy your breakfast taco cravings whenever they happen with their new Breakfast Monster Taco, which is basically this equation: (Jack in the Box’s Monster Taco – Lettuce) + Scrambled Eggs.
The breakfast taco has 324 calories, 21 grams of fat, 7 grams of saturated fat, 1 gram of trans fat, 668 milligrams of sodium, and 14 grams of protein.