REVIEW: Burger King Impossible Croissan’wich

Burger King Impossible Croissan wich

What is the Burger King Impossible Croissan’wich?

After the success of the Impossible Whopper, Burger King has brought the plant-based revolution to the breakfast menu in the form of the Impossible Croissan’wich.

How is it?

Before the McGriddle took over the fast food breakfast game, Burger King Croissan’wiches were number one in my heart with a bullet. I’ve probably eaten 200 Sausage Croissan’wiches in my lifetime, and I can happily report the “Impossible” version is about 95% as good as the old reliable I love so much.

Burger King Impossible Croissan wich Top

I’ve had a couple plant-based breakfast sausages, and this was easily the best texturally. It wasn’t chewy or gritty at all. Coupled with BK’s classic fluffy egg and croissant, it actually had the exact same bite as a regular Croissan’wich.
The only reason I won’t say it’s quite as good is because the flavor of the sausage was slightly off.

Burger King Impossible Croissan wich Patty

Burger King Impossible Croissan wich Side

This seemed to overcompensate, and pump too much of that smokey sausage gravy spice that always puts me in mind of Stove Top Stuffing. I said the same thing in my review of the Dunkin’ Beyond Sausage Sandwich (You’d think I’d know the spice I’m talking about by now).

I don’t.

Anything else you need to know?

I actually made a resolution this year to stop eating pork products*. I wanted to slowly but surely wean myself off eating meat every day, and I figured pork would be easier to kick than beef or chicken.

I was right, but man have I been craving a nice breakfast sandwich. I eat turkey bacon, but I haven’t had any sausage in 2020 until this, and it didn’t disappoint at all.

*Ok, I cheated once last month for the review of the Dunkin’ Croissant Stuffers. There was so little bacon in that, I’m not counting it.

Conclusion:

This is my favorite plant-based fast food item to date. I was right on the edge before, but now I’m a full-blown believer in “plants” as a sustainable protein source.

Between this and the Whopper before it, Burger King is absolutely leading the way when it comes to fast food plant-based options. I’m probably gonna eat a lot of these going forward.

Purchased Price: $3.99
Size: N/A
Rating: 8 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 491 calories, 29 grams of fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 12 grams of saturated fat, 1058 milligrams of sodium, 35 grams of total carbohydrates, 4 grams of total sugars, 1 gram of fiber, and 21 grams of protein.

SPOTTED – 6/24/2020

Here are some interesting new products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Nature Valley Packed Almond Butter  Blueberry Sustained Energy Bar
Nature Valley Packed Almond Butter & Blueberry Sustained Energy Bar
Nature Valley Peanut Butter  Cranberrry Sustained Energy Bar
Nature Valley Peanut Butter & Cranberrry Sustained Energy Bar

(Spotted by Tiffany at Meijer.)

Ortega Cauliflower  Corn Taco Shells
Ortega Cauliflower & Corn Taco Shells
Ortega Cauliflower  Flour Tortilla
Ortega Cauliflower & Flour Tortilla

(Spotted by Leonard G at Shoprite.)

Ortega Street Taco Sauce  Asada and Tinga
Ortega Street Taco Sauce (Asada and Tinga)

(Spotted by Leonard G at Shoprite.)

Skittles Pride Pack 2020 2
Skittles Pride Pack 2020
Skittles Pride Pack 2020 2
Skittles Pride Pack 2020 2

(Spotted by Robbie at Walmart.com.)

Little Debbie Sparkling Strawberry Unicorn Cakes
Little Debbie Sparkling Strawberry Unicorn Cakes

Still cakes, but now in bar shape. (Spotted by Robbie at Walmart.)

REVIEW: Wendy’s Summer Strawberry Salad

Wendy s Summer Strawberry Salad Dressing

Summer is often a terrible time for many people, including me. As the uncomfortably cruel and rigidly taunting sun beats down on me, salty sweat drips down my head as I desperately try to find a cooling balm to bring my core temperature back down to a normal range, oftentimes failing miserably.

But this is when I raise my sunburned hands to the sky and thank the equally-heliophobic Wendy’s for its yearly berry salad. For 2020, it’s the Summer Strawberry Salad.

On a cool bed of crisp green lettuce — mainly romaine — sits a Tuscan cheese blend dusting, cuts of applewood smoked bacon, succulent grilled chicken breast, and surprisingly candid candied almond slivers. The salad’s complete reason for being, the sliced bits of strawberries, lay in the leafy shade, giving the entrée its summer branding and doing it remarkably well.

Gently spritzing the large helping of zesty champagne vinaigrette over the top of the salad, it managed to slide down into every nook and cranny, guaranteeing a savory experience. The strawberries are plump and notably firm, not a bruised berry in the bunch.

Each juicy bite, like a fruity fire extinguisher, cools me down internally as I nibbled carefully, enjoying the salad wholeheartedly. The tangy dressing, with its olive oil feel and garlicky taste, offers a decent counterpoint to the abject sweetness of the strawberries and, even more so, the candied almonds.

Wendy s Summer Strawberry Salad

The romaine lettuce leaves were also surprisingly fresh. Bits of the Tuscan cheese — featuring a blend of Parmesan, Asiago, and Fontina — tantalizingly resting on them with the vinaigrette acting as a delectable glue keeping them in their place. The bacon, though predictably salty, mixes well with the grilled chicken, the candied almonds giving a sweet aftertaste that was definitely needed.

Wendy s Summer Strawberry Salad Berry Close

But what it all comes down is to the strawberries in the nomenclature. While I would have liked more of them, they held this summer salad together perfectly, especially in the half-salad I ordered, the large size only about two dollars more.

In these cruel summer months, Wendy’s has gifted us with a berry-good meal-deal that has me counting down the heated days to next year’s salad unveiling. But, until then, this will definitely do.

Purchased Price: $5.69
Size: Half
Rating: 7 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 410 calories, 21 grams of fat, 8 grams of saturated fat, 0 gram of trans fat, 125 milligrams of cholesterol, 790 milligrams of sodium, 17 grams of carbohydrates, 6 grams of fiber, 9 grams of sugar, and 45 grams of protein.

SPOTTED: Del Monte Veggieful Pocket Pies

Del Monte Veggieful Plant Based Philly Cheesesteak Pocket Pies
Del Monte Veggieful Plant-Based Philly Cheesesteak Pocket Pies
Del Monte Veggieful Spinach Artichoke Parmesan Pocket Pies
Del Monte Veggieful Spinach Artichoke Parmesan Pocket Pies
Del Monte Veggieful Broccoli Potato Cheddar Pocket Pies
Del Monte Veggieful Broccoli Potato Cheddar Pocket Pies
Del Monte Veggieful Rosemary Garlic Plant Based Chicken Pocket Pies
Del Monte Veggieful Rosemary Garlic Plant-Based Chicken Pocket Pies

Update: We tried them! Click here to read our review.

These look like Hot Pockets, but they’re more like hot pockets without crisping sleeves. (Spotted by Leonard G at Shoprite. Rosemary Garlic Plant-Based Chicken photo taken by me. Del Monte sent me samples.)