Grey Goose La Vanille Vodka

Sure, drinking alone is one of the signs of alcoholism, but drinking alone while playing a drinking game that involves watching an episode of Knight Rider is just good ol’ fashioned fun. (Editor’s Note: For those of you too young to know what Knight Rider is, go read about it here or go purchase a [...]

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Method Olive Leaf Body Wash

If you’re a regular reader of The Impulsive Buy, you may know that I’m a total Method fanboy. A Method product groupie, if you will. So much so, that just like Motley Crue groupies from the 1980s, I would totally let Method products do lines of coke off of my ass. What can I [...]

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Jones Soda Holiday Pack 2005

When I was growing up, I made a list of things I hoped the future would bring. On top of my list, were flying cars, realistic female “companion” androids, and reversible pants. However, below the flying cars and realistic female “companion” androids, but above the reversible pants, I hoped the future would bring [...]

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Southern Comfort Vanilla Spice Egg Nog

The carton for this Southern Comfort Vanilla Spice Egg Nog may say that it’s “non-alcoholic,” but I don’t know about that, because I’ve got a total buzz going right now. Actually, to be honest, I’m kind of wasted. Why do I think there’s alcohol in it? Because earlier I chugged one down and I threw [...]

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Heat & Enjoy Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup

You’ve really let yourself go, Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup. It’s like you’re Elvis. You’re going from young, skinny Elvis to older, overweight, too big to fit on his own postage stamp Elvis. Maybe you have to cut back on the peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Seriously, you look like Eric Cartman on Weight [...]

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