Archive | September, 2008

Jamba Juice White Gummi

30 September 2008

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White or clear gummi bears are a rare species, despite being around as long as other species of gummi bears. It seems like every time I find myself among a sloth of gummi bears, there are hardly any white gummi bears around. Perhaps they are endangered or because of their semi-clear bodies they blend into [...]

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Kellogg’s Eggo Blueberry Mini Muffin Tops

29 September 2008

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Every time I try to eat the Kellogg’s Eggo Blueberry Mini Muffin Tops, my stomach gets a funny feeling. I don’t feel this way because of how they taste, instead it’s because when I eat one of their Eggo Blueberry Mini Muffin Tops, the image of multiple muffin tops jiggle around in my head. [...]

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The Week in Reviews – 9/27/2008

27 September 2008

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Sorry for the lack of reviews this week, but I figured the horror of the Cocoa Puffs video would make you forget that we did only two reviews. To make up for it, here are a few links to some of my favorite reviews this week from other blogs. The Playboy Sugar Free Energy Drink [...]

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Cocoa Puffs Combos

23 September 2008

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I thought the idea of going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs was preposterous, like the belief that eating Trix will turn you into a prostitute. For years, I ate the brown balls of naturally and artificially flavored sweetened corn cereal and nothing ever happened to me. There was no bouncing off walls, no instantaneous [...]

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Jack Daniel’s Baby Back Ribs

21 September 2008

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Ribs made with Jack Daniel’s barbecue sauce have been gaining some momentum recently, with recipes containing the famous whiskey winning legitimate awards in Southern barbecue competitions. Naturally, T.G.I. Friday’s has to strip the wholesome appeal away and bastardize the crap out of it by having the frightening amalgamation of *NSYNC known as Guy Fieri screaming [...]

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The Week in Reviews – 9/20/2008

20 September 2008

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Need a break from TIB’s crass and immature writing? Here are product reviews from some of our favorite mature writers. I guess adding the A1 Steak Sauce makes the Slider more slidable. (via The Message Whore) Pfff. I don’t NEED the Turn on Love Energy Drink to get some sweet, sweet lovin’. All [...]

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Progresso Italian Style Panko Crispy Bread Crumbs

18 September 2008

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If you’re a foodie, you probably realize the long-winded name, Progresso Italian Style Panko Crispy Bread Crumbs, has a little redundancy in it. For those of you who aren’t foodies, panko equals bread crumbs in Japanese, although panko is larger, flakier, and Asian-er than regular bread crumbs. Food Network star Alton Brown uses [...]

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Spicy Chicken BK Wrapper

16 September 2008

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The new Spicy Chicken BK Wrapper is very similar to the McDonald’s Chipotle BBQ Snack Wrap. It’s like Ronald McDonald and The King are taking the essay portion of the SAT Exam and The King is looking over Ronald’s shoulder with his huge head and copying his essay almost verbatim. If I were [...]

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Mango Orange Peach Jamba Juicie

15 September 2008

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The Mango Orange Peach Jamba Juicie seems like it is supposed to give buyers the opportunity to experience Jamba Juice whenever they want, but I feel that fruity experience goes beyond what’s sucked through a straw. It’s not Jamba Juice without having people judge you for the free boost you choose. It’s not [...]

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The Week in Reviews – 9/13/2008

13 September 2008

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Let’s take a gander at reviews from other blogs this week, because you probably need something to cleanse your palate after seeing the photo of the poop toothpaste. This review of Lean Cuisine’s Chicken Chow Mein with Rice is, I’m guessing, the 10,000th Lean Cuisine review on Heat Eat Review. Well, at least it seems like [...]

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