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NEWS: Naked Juice Introduces New Acai and Pomegranate Flavors
This week, Naked Juice introduced two new flavors to their lineup of smoothies and juices — Acai Machine smoothie and Pomegranate juice. (Editor’s Note: Bah! It turns out that Naked Juice has an Acai Pomegranate juice, making the next paragraph incorrect.) Naked Juice is coming late to the antioxidant party, since pomegranate was big in [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: New Nachos Make Jack in the Box Look Like Jose in the Box
31 January 2009
First off, I have to admit that I’m not a fan of Jack in the Box tacos. There are people out there who swear by them, but its oil-soaked taco shell won’t appeal to me until I can go all Willie Nelson on my Toyota Corolla’s ass and turn it into a biofuel vehicle [...]
Continue reading...The Week in Reviews – 1/31/2009
31 January 2009
Product reviews from other blogs within the past week wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. I’m looking at these pastilles and I don’t know how something so small could cover nipples. (via Candy Blog) Candy + Baked Goods = AWESOME! It makes Krispy Kreme look like a bran muffin. (via Chocolate [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Bertolli Premium Champignon & Portobello Mushroom Pasta Sauce
30 January 2009
While it’s impressive that it takes only 90 seconds to heat up the Bertolli Premium Champignon & Portobello Mushroom Pasta Sauce, having to wait 10-15 minutes for the noodles to be prepared pretty much defeats the purpose of the sauce’s quickness, unless you don’t eat noodles because you’ve been following the Atkins Diet religiously since [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Vosges Mo’s Bacon Bar
28 January 2009
Salty and sweet should just get a room already. A lot of confectionary companies have been putting the two together for years, but let’s make their joining official. I say we stick them in a hotel room, close the door behind us, hang a “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door knob, and [...]
Continue reading...Two Quick Things
28 January 2009
Tanya, from my favorite healthy food review blog, I Ate a Pie, asked me which of the products I reviewed in 2008 were my favorites. Click here to find out what they were. Also, thanks to long-time TIB reader, NobleArc, I kind of feel like Stephen Colbert. In case you don’t know what I [...]
Continue reading...Popchips Winners Announced!!!
26 January 2009
One of these days I want to choose winners by throwing darts blindfolded at a board containing all the entries, but I am such a poor darts thrower that I’m afraid one might ricochet and stab me or I’ll just accidently throw one directly at my foot. So instead I’m left with using an online [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Pizza Hut’s The Natural
26 January 2009
They say, “Pizza is a lot like sex. When it’s good, it’s really good. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.” Oh, really? Then why do I feel so dirty after having a one night stand with the two-bit pizza from Pizza Hut called The Natural? Why do I want to huddle in my shower [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Pizza Hut’s New Lasagna Looks to Exacerbate Garfield the Cat’s Weight Problem
25 January 2009
Whenever I look over a Garfield comic strip, I wonder two things: How should I strangle myself if they release a third Garfield movie and what are those dark lines on Garfield, stripes or stretch marks? If they’re stretch marks, they’re about to get wider thanks to Pizza Hut’s new Tuscani Lasagna. I haven’t tried [...]
Continue reading...The Week in Reviews – 1/24/2009
24 January 2009
Product reviews from other blogs within the past week wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. It might be just me, but I think an unopened limited edition Obama-themed orange cola will have a higher resale value than a commemorative plate you can buy on QVC. (via The A.V. Club) At least it’s [...]
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