NEWS: Goldfish Sandwich Bread Totally Freaks Me Out

Written by | April 21, 2011

Topics: Goldfish, Pepperidge Farm

365.163 - Smile!

Why do Goldfish crackers smile?

I’ve always wondered this because their smiles freaks me out as much as clowns do.

They have no reason to smile, because I’m going to crush their fragile cracker bodies with my teeth, then let their mangled, saliva soaked bodies travel through my digestive system, and then I’m going to poop them out of my body. How can a Goldfish smile knowing that fate?

So if tiny smiling Goldfish crackers freak me out, I believe I’ll have nightmares forever if I come face to face with the new Pepperidge Farms Goldfish Sandwich Bread. Yes, bread shaped like smiling Goldfish crackers.

They’ve been available for several weeks and come in packs of eight in either white or whole wheat. The freaky crust-free bread has 120 calories, 3 gram of fiber, and 18 grams of whole grains per serving. They also don’t contain high fructose corn syrup. Pepperidge Farms Goldfish Sandwich Bread has a suggested retail price of $3.49.

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6 Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. Orchid64 says:

    I find this peculiarly awesome.

  2. Lot-O-Choc says:

    bread…shaped like goldfish! wow just wow!!

  3. eatslag says:

    whoa…pics or gtfo.

  4. Brenda says:

    Can anyone tell me where the goldfish bread is sold? Thanks in adv.

  5. Sarah says:

    So I have this bread and it is absolutely delicious!! You can get it at harris teeter btw

  6. Ash Ketchum says:

    What is up with you and clowns?

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