Being itâ€™s the middle of Spring, I felt it would be appropriate to make this monthâ€™s prize drawing prize the Irish Spring MicroClean soap, which The Impulsive Buy reviewed in April.
Now that I think about it, it also wouldâ€™ve made a great prize for Marchâ€™s prize drawing, since the Irish Spring MicroClean wouldâ€™ve been perfect thing to wear on Saint Patrickâ€™s Day. You couldâ€™ve connected it to a rope and worn it around your neck, much like how Flavor Flav has a giant clock around his neck.
Anyway, two lucky readers will each receive ONE brand new bar of Irish Spring MicroClean.
Yeah! How you like me now, Consumer Reports? Who the man now? Iâ€™m giving away bars of soap. What you givinâ€™ away? You better recognize! If you donâ€™t, Iâ€™m gonna be all up in your grill. Yahtzee, beeyatch!
To enter this monthâ€™s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words â€œIâ€™m dirrtyâ€ in it and whatever else you would like to say. (Yes, you have to spell it like that. Although, we will also accept â€œderrty.â€) Or, if you think weâ€™re greedy comment whores here, you can also enter by sending us an email with the phrase â€œIâ€™m dirrtyâ€ in the subject field.
If you leave a comment, you must fill out the email field, because we will be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Donâ€™t worry about the shipping, we will take care of it.
We will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, May 10, 2005. We will stop accepting entries on Friday, May 13, 2005. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States and Canada. (Sorry, rest of the world)
To determine the winners, I will take all the entries into the shower with me and moisten each one of them. Then I will stick each entry on my shower curtain and let them dry overnight. The next morning I will shake my shower curtain until all the entries fall off.
The last two entries to fall will be considered the winners.
Fine Print: We promise your email address will not be used to send you spam about sweet and innocent looking 18 year old girls. We also promise your mailing address will not be used to send you offers for a gimmicky Bank One credit card. Bribes will not be accepted. We will not be responsible for lost mail or the future of Britneyâ€™s child.