ANNOUNCEMENT: New Impulsive Buy Writer Stacey

Hello The Impulsive Buy readers! You’ve probably figured out by now that I’m the new writer around here, but since we didn’t get to properly meet, please allow me to properly introduce myself.

Hi! I’m Stacey.

You may remember me from such websites as Pajiba and Webster’s is My Bitch. It’s been a lifelong dream of mine to write for The Impulsive Buy. Well, OK, it’s actually only been two years or so. But that’s kind of a really long time for me because the era of viral and memes has rendered me with an incredibly short attention span.

Like Kayla, I also hail from Philadelphia — West Philly to be exact, (like the Fresh Prince!) where I have only been the victim of one incident of crime since I moved here about a year ago. Normally I don’t like to go on like this since I like to keep a certain “air of mystery” about myself, much like a box of wine that you took the bag out of the box to make it fit in a crowded refrigerator better, only to have forgotten what flavor of wine it was. Although if I know myself — and I think I do — it was probably Pinot Grigio.

At any rate, I wasn’t always a pop culture writer. I graduated from Pennsylvania’s famed Kutztown University with a degree in graphic design but after working a few jobs that turned me sour on the field I settled into the glamorous world of blogging. And by glamorous I mean that often I work while not wearing any pants and that sometimes I take showers and then put pajamas on. Try that at some fancy-schmancy high rise!

I’m really looking forward to writing more reviews for The Impulsive Buy, and consuming a vast array of products which will probably endanger my health in the long run for your entertainment. Seriously, with some of the crap Marvo eats I would be surprised if he had a life expectancy beyond the age of forty-two. But hey, that’s just what separates The Impulsive Buy writers and everyone else who doesn’t live on the edge.

13 thoughts to “ANNOUNCEMENT: New Impulsive Buy Writer Stacey”

  1. Stacey, how exciting for you! your enthusiasm reminds me of the one and only Mary Tyler Moore only without diabetes, liver spots and extensive plastic surgery.

  2. Hey Stacey! I’m in Delaware, so if you feel a rock hit your head today, I probably threw it at you. But just know that it was only a kind gesture to say “welcome!”.

  3. welcome aboard Stacey, like marvo, I and my brother hail from a tiny rock in the pacific… look forward to your reveiws!

  4. Wow, one incident of crime in less than a year? Yikes….makes me feel like my incident can come at any moment now… *puts googly eyes on the back of my head*

  5. Hail from Philadelphia makes angry bob angry. Stop denting angry bob’s car. angry bob knows where you live.

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