PRIZE DRAWING: Because Chewing Gum That Tastes Like Dessert Helps You Keep Your New Year’s Resolution of Losing Weight Better Than Eating Actual Dessert

Marvo Announcement, Prize Drawing

Extra Dessert Delights

We have chewing gum; you have jaws. Let’s make something happen.

For this month’s prize drawing, The Impulsive Buy will be giving away three sets of all three Extra Dessert Delights flavors — Strawberry Shortcake, Key Lime Pie, and Mint Chocolate Chip. If you want to read a review, Nichol reviewed them last month.

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Dessert Delights Drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. I don’t really care what you say in your comment, but it would be nice if you used a random term from Urban Dictionary in it.

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing address. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Sunday, January 23, 2011 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one entry allowed per person, and it’s open to everyone who’s 18 years old or older.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you email with the line “me love you long time” in the subject field. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you a big ball of used chewing gum that someone has been adding to for years. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, breaking your New Year’s Resolution or sore jaws.

88 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because Chewing Gum That Tastes Like Dessert Helps You Keep Your New Year’s Resolution of Losing Weight Better Than Eating Actual Dessert”

  3. I won’t post it here, but look up “Scott Baio” on Urban Dictionary.

    Yeah. Gross. But apt.

    Also, that gum kicks serious ass.

  5. If I had some free gum, you could probably trick me with the Magic Window and I wouldn’t care because I’d be chomping yummy gum. [full disclosure: this would not work on me, but that was my random draw and I felt compelled to use it in a sentence. Sorry fellas.]

  7. Very cool! I went to urbandictionary, selected D for my name, and randomly got the UD word Dana. Marvo, you are a Dana.

  10. can we get these things in the uk,please could u send me some to try,i feel so out of the loop in my little corner of the country we nvr get cool stuff to try.pleaaaaase.soprry i havemt got something from the dictionary,im to pre occupied with drooling ovr these chewing gums…

  11. Every couple of months I look up my name on urbandictionary,
    I am always impressed at the accuracy of the definition.

  15. Random Urban Dictionary word: “urgh”

    a word used to express the feeling that something is stupid or annoying; a sound of displeasure.

    URGH! that girl is so freaking fashion challenged!
    Barrett, quit bieng so URGH!!!

    URGH! I need some dessert flavored gum!!!

  17. I gave up finding a random Urban Dictionary word after the first forty revealed nothing but nasty sex acts and in depth drug details.

    But I’d still like some gum!

  18. this gum is amazing! i found a word on URBAN DICTIONARY that describes it BEASRAW meaning its so amazing its unbelievable!

  21. I love this gum, but my co-workers steal it out of my smock pockets. 🙁 I could really use a surplus!

  28. I can’t buy this gum fast enough, because my 6 and 3 year old kids steal it from my purse. When they are 16 and 13 I hope that is all they will be stealing from my purse.

  30. grammar:

    Something people should be forced to learn, even if they are stupid. It is also something that makes people on-line think you are a stuck up bastard

  33. Premature exasperation
    Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.

    When my parents found out I had been in an accident, my father’s premature exasperation kicked in. He freaked out before hearing that some drunkard had rear-ended me at a red light.

  37. I like the gum, but I am afraid I k=now know too much about Abe Lincoln. YUCK!

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