
We have chewing gum; you have jaws. Let’s make something happen.
For this month’s prize drawing, The Impulsive Buy will be giving away three sets of all three Extra Dessert Delights flavors — Strawberry Shortcake, Key Lime Pie, and Mint Chocolate Chip. If you want to read a review, Nichol reviewed them last month.
To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Dessert Delights Drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. I don’t really care what you say in your comment, but it would be nice if you used a random term from Urban Dictionary in it.
Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing address. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Sunday, January 23, 2011 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one entry allowed per person, and it’s open to everyone who’s 18 years old or older.
Good luck!
Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you email with the line “me love you long time” in the subject field. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you a big ball of used chewing gum that someone has been adding to for years. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, breaking your New Year’s Resolution or sore jaws.
My supermarket only carries the boring EXTRA gum. Send me some PLEASE!!!!! : )
I hate gum. I hate dessert. I hate prizes. I love lying.
Gimme sum gum.
I won’t post it here, but look up “Scott Baio” on Urban Dictionary.
Yeah. Gross. But apt.
Also, that gum kicks serious ass.
Dingleberry. Google a picture of that.
If I had some free gum, you could probably trick me with the Magic Window and I wouldn’t care because I’d be chomping yummy gum. [full disclosure: this would not work on me, but that was my random draw and I felt compelled to use it in a sentence. Sorry fellas.]
Awesome.
Very cool! I went to urbandictionary, selected D for my name, and randomly got the UD word Dana. Marvo, you are a Dana.
I’m looking forward to the awesome effects of sorbitol on my system shall I win these.
I refuse to open my bacon soda until I can chase it down with key lime gum.
can we get these things in the uk,please could u send me some to try,i feel so out of the loop in my little corner of the country we nvr get cool stuff to try.pleaaaaase.soprry i havemt got something from the dictionary,im to pre occupied with drooling ovr these chewing gums…
Every couple of months I look up my name on urbandictionary,
I am always impressed at the accuracy of the definition.
yummy, sounds to decadent to be gum
Swallowing all of that gum would cause you to take a huge”emotional dump”
I’ve never tried this gum, and I want to. I for some reason keep resisting buying it at the checkout line. So you really should choose me as a winner or I will find where you live, come to your house, and ham fist you.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ham+fist
(It’s exactly what is sounds like, why are you looking at the link anyway?)
Random Urban Dictionary word: “urgh”
a word used to express the feeling that something is stupid or annoying; a sound of displeasure.
URGH! that girl is so freaking fashion challenged!
Barrett, quit bieng so URGH!!!
URGH! I need some dessert flavored gum!!!
Don’t be like Old Greg, choose me for some chewing!!
I gave up finding a random Urban Dictionary word after the first forty revealed nothing but nasty sex acts and in depth drug details.
But I’d still like some gum!
this gum is amazing! i found a word on URBAN DICTIONARY that describes it BEASRAW meaning its so amazing its unbelievable!
Maybe Garfield should try a nice carbonara or something. You know, mix it up a little.
Discontinued squish
I love this gum, but my co-workers steal it out of my smock pockets. 🙁 I could really use a surplus!
Was reading twitter doing the smartphone shuffle and saw your blog. Found this post and here I am. I’m going for the Lime if I win! 😛
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Smartphone%20Shuffle&defid=5496930
Love this gum. Sorry, I’m a no go on the UD hook.
I need gum to get me through the workday! Kik.
This game will increase my street cred.
Apparently.
I like gum!
I also radiate sexuality
This gum goes perfectly well with my fart enthusiasm.
I can’t buy this gum fast enough, because my 6 and 3 year old kids steal it from my purse. When they are 16 and 13 I hope that is all they will be stealing from my purse.
Makes a muted trumpet noise like the adults in the Peanuts specials.
*muh wuh wuwh*
grammar:
Something people should be forced to learn, even if they are stupid. It is also something that makes people on-line think you are a stuck up bastard
Urban Dictionary and yummy gum rules!!! viral video yo!
lemon party that is all
Premature exasperation
Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.
When my parents found out I had been in an accident, my father’s premature exasperation kicked in. He freaked out before hearing that some drunkard had rear-ended me at a red light.
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I love the mint chocolate chip gum!
Entries will no longer be accepted.
Thanks to everyone who participated.
Winners will be announced soon.
I like the gum, but I am afraid I k=now know too much about Abe Lincoln. YUCK!