REVIEW: Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco

Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco

I imagine the executives in the Taco Bell wing of Yum! Brands sitting in their secret think tank. The foreboding hidden base is heavily fortified by seven layers of sour cream, guacamole, seasoned rice, beans, cheese, and tomatoes. Security guards armed with squirt bottles filled with “Fire” sauce ready to squeeze into the face of any unwelcome visitors.

Preening and fretting in their dark tailored suits, the executives were going over the 3rd quarter sales while trying to figure out the next big thing. “We need something that will put us at the Gorditop!” shouted Mr. CEO. “We need the public to get Chalupexcited again!!”

“I sure love Doritos,” said Executive One as he mowed in such sloppy fashion, leaving orange fingerprints on the papers he shuffled. Narrowing his eyes, Executive Three had an idea. She scribbled her notes in a frantic manner as everyone at the long conference table stared at her.

While clearing her throat, she asked, “What if we joined with Frito-Lay and asked them to make a big ass Doritos taco shell?” The silence was uncomfortable as everyone’s eyes now laid on Mr. CEO. More awkward silence and Executive Three began to wonder if the position at Taco Viva was still available.

“Get me Frito-Lay!” Mr. CEO gruffly said into the intercom. “…And give Executive Three the keycard to the grand executive bathroom with the chaise lounge! Begin phase one of our Meximeltamaster plan!” (Cue brooding evil music)

That is how I imagine the origins of the Doritos Locos Tacos began, but I am sure that it is much more mundane. I love Taco Bell. I love Doritos. Not since the team up of Marvel and DC comics in the late 90’s where they gave birth to joint character, “Access”, have I been looking forward to a shared creation.

Taco Bell and Frito-Lay should be commended. I am sure amongst the egos, logistics, and red tape; both companies eloquently persevered through all of it. And unlike the maligned superhero “Access”, I suspect that this product will prove to be popular with the consumers out there. I mean it’s a freaking taco with a nacho cheese Doritos shell. Gluttony be damned, this thing is tasty to put it directly.

Now we all know that Taco Bell has recently encountered controversy whether the beef is real. Coupled with the “pink slime” stories making the rounds at news outlets, some of you may still be put off by the idea. Look it’s Taco Bell, it’s the handjobs of food. We’re not talking about a meal worthy of Michelin stars or a dissertation of what the “chef” thought about when creating this. It’s Taco Bell and if you don’t like at least one item from the dependable Bell, you have no soul.

Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco Box

Excited I rode my scooter up to the drive-thru and bought the handy Doritos Locos Tacos big box. Each kit contains a burrito supreme, normal taco and a Doritos Locos taco (sauce packets not included so get out of your introverted shell and ask). By the way, is it me or don’t you love the way they are simplifying things and just handing you a box?

Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco Inside Box

Anyhoolies, the Doritos Locos Taco is basically a taco supreme dressed up in a giant Doritos chip. It’s akin to exchanging your shorts and Stereolab t-shirt for a pair of Banana Republic boot cut jeans and a black blazer. So if you do not like Taco Bell or their taco (you soulless bastard) then this item is not going to persuade you to turn.

Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco Sleeve

The wrapping of the taco is decorated with bold typeface proclaiming things such as “Awesome!” and “Doritos!” It put a tingle in my reconstructed metal reinforced spine. Tossing the paper, I am greeted by the smells of alpha male beefiness that is tempered by the crisp scent of lettuce. My urge to ravish this taco was uncontrollable but first I had to remove the additional wrap that said “Taco Bell on the inside. Doritos on the outside.” Yes, voice in my head, I will do your bidding.

The richness of the beef in the taco sauce balanced extremely well with the generous amount of crunchy shreds of lettuce. The tomato bits were slightly sweet and added a necessary acidic touch. Additionally the cold milky sour cream is pleasant with the warm taco meat. I don’t know if it is real sour cream or something made in the back with powder, Taco Bell’s sour cream is aces. If I could buy the sour cream, I would and brush my teeth with it.

The cheddar cheese scattered in the taco didn’t really do much for me on its own. It was on the lettuce so it’s not melted and the bits are so thin, it was almost flavorless. A taco, however, is a complete package. Unless you are psychopath, no one deconstructs a taco and eats each part separately. The cheese makes its personality known when you eat everything as a whole, as it accentuated the creaminess in texture.

Be careful, my taco fell apart after a couple of bites. Sometimes the sauce will soak through the shell and the end result is messy. The filling slathered my hands like the worst but most delicious lotion ever.

The nacho cheese Doritos shell adds a slight punch of saltiness to the taco that gives it a satisfying full mouth flavor. The shell alone has a slight smoky flavor that lends well to the taco. This is not a gimmick alone, the shell makes a difference. The shades of salt and vinegar from the nacho Doritos shell compliment the taco very well.

I bought the taco twice from two different Taco Bell locations to ensure consistency and taste. They were both identical and damn yummy. One notable drawback is if you wait too long to eat the taco, it will get soggy within its package. That’s not the fault of Taco Bell, it is only natural that occurs.

I believe these should be available at Taco Bell’s near you as most of the ones around me carry it. The Doritos Locos Taco is pure sadomasochistic joy joy for your tongue. The wrapper says “Celebrate Awesomeness” and yes, every time you bite into one of these you are doing just that.

(Nutrition facts – 1 taco – 200 calories, 11 grams of fat, 4.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 35 milligrams of cholesterol, 370 milligrams of sodium, 15 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of dietary fiber, 2 grams of sugars, and 9 grams of protein.)

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Item: Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco
Price: $1.79 just for the taco or $5.00 for the box (which includes a normal taco and burrito supreme)
Size: N/A
Purchased: Taco Bell
Rating: 9 out of 10
Pros: The Doritos shell adds depth and flavor. It’s Taco Bell, so you know what to expect if you like them. Great texture. All the tastes balance extremely well. Gimmick or not, this taco is delicious. Darkclaw.
Cons: Soggy if you don’t eat it right away. It’s Taco Bell, so you know what to expect if you do not like them. Unhealthy but you have to live once in a while. Falls apart at times. Access.

27 thoughts to “REVIEW: Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco”

  1. The color looks okay on a Dorito, but really scary when it is on a whole taco shell. I can somehow imagine my intestines being dyed bright orange.

    1. Somehow the rating was cut off but I gave it a 9 out of 10. I love these things despite how scarily orange the shell is. I recommend it at least once to try.

  2. To heck with the rating, these things are pretty darn good, and it says so all through the reveiw. Just go try them and see for yourself.

  3. I’m anxious to try this sumptuous looking little devil. My question is, does any sort of orangey powder come off the shell onto your hands? Like when you are grazing on a regular old bag of Doritos? Are my hands gonna look like is just gave Snooki a massage?

    1. Vanessa, No. But you’re gonna want to wash your hands anyhow because this thing is messy…but so good and worth it.

  4. This taco should come with a warning label—“Do not make any plans to be further than 20 feet from a bathroom approximately 6 hours after consumption.”. Seriously,I have a pretty cast-iron digestive system, and Doritos Locos Tacos blew through my colon like a bullet train.

    1. That warning belongs on the building, not the taco. It’s Taco Bell what did you expect.

      I tried the taco tonight, it’s ok but I think it’s over-hyped. I’d rather have a bag of doritos and the normal taco, costs the same.

  5. I love this thing. The dorito taste adds just a little extra to their standard taco and I get to lick dorito dust off of my fingers after I finish!

  6. I tried one yesterday. I thought it was delicious. My taco did fall apart half way through but I was expecting that because I’d been warned by this review as well as a few others.

  7. the one I tried was way too salty and yes very messy. at my taco bell they only know how to put the sour cream on one side, its annoying!

  8. This taco made me so happy I laughed when I took the first bite. That is not a joke. I ate three of them the first week they were out.

  9. Thanks for the review: it was fun.
    I ran out and tried the taco (Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme). It was fine, but I think I’m slightly happier with the regular crunchy shell.
    Also the green sauce (in the little packet) is awesome, not sure when they invented that but I hadn’t been to a Taco Bell for years, and then this year they built a new one kind of near here, and the green sauce was there.

  10. You all realize that the extra wrapping is to prevent you from getting dorito dust on your fingers, right?

  11. Doritos,Tacos. Best of Both Worlds! I had 4 of em at my local Taco Bell!
    Just couldn’t stop eating em. Just got 2 at first but loved em so much i got 2 more! I highly reccomend this product! 9 out of 10 easily!
    Nice call Taco Bell!

  12. I tried the regular without sour cream. It just tasted like normal taco to me (which was delicious enough.). I was most impressed with the taco holder, though. I wish they would make those for all their tacos. It prevents breakage and cuts down on mess – and conveniently catches all the stray filling.

  13. These were a lot better than I expected. I would always pass over the Doritos Locos Taco because, for the price, I was better off getting a meal deal for a little extra, or a crispy potato soft taco. Finally tried it recently, and it was pretty damn good. I can’t believe somebody out there remembers the MarvelxDC Amalgam comics. Darkclaw was indeed, the shit.

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