PRIZE DRAWING: Mystery Box Giveaway (Summer 2023 Edition)

THE BOX IS FULL!

Whenever we get swag from companies that accompany the products they send, we stick them in a large USPS Priority Mail box. When that box gets full, we have one of these giveaways.

Also, just throwing this out there — there’s absolutely no reason why this giveaway is starting today, August 9th. No reason at all.

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for this Mystery Box of accumulated swag, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “tofu.”

Remember to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for their mailing addresses.

We will stop accepting entries on Sunday, August 13, 2023, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.

JUST A FEW OF NOTES:

If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, it ended up in our comment spam or trash folder for some strange reason. There’s no need to attempt to post another comment because I’ll be pulling those out of the comment spam vortex regularly.

Also, do not leave your comment using the blue REPLY button at the bottom of other comments. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and leave your comment in the section above the blue POST COMMENT button. I know. Lots of scrolling. But it’ll totally be worth it if you win this Mystery Box.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT:

The Impulsive Buy won’t use your email address to send you emails regarding anything about Grade A unnatural sweeteners or use your mailing address to send you what appears to be an empty envelope, but is not. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or some of the contents of this mystery box being completely useless.

Comments

535 responses to “PRIZE DRAWING: Mystery Box Giveaway (Summer 2023 Edition)”

  1. Erin

    Tofu

    1. JC

      What tofu you talking bout

      1. Bryan Hawke

        Tofu is versatile.

        1. Layla Autry

          What do you call a goofy metatarsal? TOFU!

          1. Becky

            Tofu llery

          2. christina

            I bought tofu at Wegmans this morning so I can make “chorizo” tofu!

        2. Ashley DeKoning

          I need a good tofu recipe

      2. Trevor

        I hope I get some delicious tofu out of this!

        1. Harold Parker

          This Tofu will be awesome

          1. Jarrod

            Tofu tofu and tofu

    2. James Strahs

      Tofu

    3. Lawrence

      tofu

    4. Carol

      Hey. Listen. Did you know Benjamin Franklin first introduced TOFU to the US? Now you do.

    5. C Twerp

      Tofu tofu tofu

  2. Daniel B Schobinger

    Tofu

    1. MelissaS.

      Nobody really likes tofu! Ha!

      1. Cody Endres

        I like fried tofu with peanut butter

        1. Kris Kallinen

          Tofu is ok

  3. Darrell Martinsen

    I’ve never had tofu

  4. Vicki Moening

    I am going to make tofu in the air fryer!

    1. Raveen Gray

      Ooh wee ooh, killer tofu. ( “Doug” reference)

    2. SnackForagers

      Tofu, not a fan

      This blog, a fan

  5. Luke Wilkerson

    Hope there is no tofu in the box!

    1. Tiffany Konick

      Tofu fromfu

  6. Jonathan Danker

    I wonder what tofu taste like.

  7. Terri L Garfinkel

    I don’t understand people who say they hate tofu – it just picks up the flavor of what you cook it with!

  8. Jeri

    I sometimes think I should eat tofu more often, but it never seems to happen.

  9. Phil

    Imagine being a band named The Beets and your only hit was Killer Tofu.

  10. Dianne

    Do you tofu too?

    1. Brad

      Surely nobody actually likes tofu…

  11. Jason

    What does tofu and dildo have in common? They’re both meat substitutes.

  12. Rene Barba

    Tofu is a food I’ve never had.

    1. Kimberly shute

      Sweet tofu, I want this!

  13. Rene Barba

    Tofu is a food I’ve never had before.

    1. AJ Jonakait

      Tofu is like ghost food!

  14. Jonathan

    Tofu or not tofu, that is the question.

  15. I have actually had TOFU made by a wonderful Japanese pen pal but I still don’t like it !

  16. Rob

    I’d like that box

  17. Seth H

    Tofu is pretty cool

  18. shay nero

    waiter there’s a toe in my tofu

  19. Lori

    No tofu for me…

  20. Jason Walther

    You know it’s weird, I’ve never really been able to get into tofu. It’s probably something where I need to have a good dish made with tofu before I can appreciate it, because it’s not good as a meat substitute. Maybe mapo tofu?

  21. Dawn

    Tofu

  22. Ben

    I’ve had fried tofu curry a few times, it’s not bad!

  23. TRACY ALLEN

    Tofu has no flavor!

    1. Ethan

      What tofu are you talking about

  24. Ben

    Please don’t give me tofu, or do. I don’t care.

  25. Ice Cream Jones

    Tofu or not tofu

  26. Kevin Underwood

    I like making jokes about vegetarians… but never about tofu, that’s just tasteless

  27. Gina Bo-bina

    i don’t like tofu
    tofu is like scrambled eggs
    to both, i say no

  28. Spencer

    tofu her, i barely know her

  29. Mike

    Tofu with a PB, banana, & bacon sandwhich. yummmmmmy

  30. Eagles409

    I hate Tofu!

  31. Paul

    I’ve never had tofu before but I’d like to try it someday. Maybe it’s yummy!

  32. Mary Anne

    I actually don’t mind, and sometimes even like tofu!

  33. Jo

    What a fun giveaway. Air fried is the only way I can do tofu!

  34. Justin Pittman

    Ufot is Tofu backwards.

    1. Chad

      Tofu

  35. Leela

    I hope the box is not full of tofu 🙂

    1. Wayne Jackson

      Whats Tofu? Is Tofu the lint between your toes?

  36. Renee Ladd

    I prefer my tofu fresh, not fried

  37. Brian Gray

    I hope there is no tofu in the box

  38. Alison Cave

    I really hate tofu!

  39. Travis

    Never tried tofu but was always curious.

  40. Shamiul Khan

    Tofu is for the children!

  41. Jessica Gipson

    I’m going to make tofu for the family .

  42. Michael C Flory

    I hope there isn’t any tofu in the box!

  43. Dana

    Tofu, like soylent green, is people!

  44. Vinpupx

    Huh, I’ve always wanted to try tofu.

  45. Jon

    Tofu is a food that makes some people say “yay” But others think it’s gross and they would rather eat clay.

  46. Melissa Long

    I love tofu one deals! ??

  47. Dimi

    Let’s give it a try: tofu

  48. Carol

    Tofu Schmofu

  49. Connor

    To be honest, I’ve never had tofu before.

  50. Jordan

    I used to practice Kung fu. Now I practice tofu.

  51. Kate

    Tofu is good

  52. Thomas McShane

    Let’s win this tofu prize

  53. TropicalChrome

    Tofu can be good. Tofu can be awful. Just like most other things.

  54. HOLLY

    I keep thinking I like tofu and then i buy it and remember it’s gross. Happens over and over <– true story

    1. Csyla

      Never had Tofu before.

  55. Jenna Gunnell

    Tofu tofu, I love you.

  56. Ike

    tofu

    Might be good might be bad. please don’t send me any tofu in a box.

  57. Lindsay

    Loaf o’ tofu

  58. mh

    i love tofu if deep fried, and dipped in peanut sauce. or cold sweet chili sauce.. mmmm.

    1. Jennifer

      Oh la la I want some spicy tofu 🙂

  59. vgenisis

    I was pleasantly surprised by how tasty General Tso’s Tofu is.

  60. Michelle Davies

    I’ve heard that tofu -rkey was a pretty good choice to have on thanksgiving if you are vegan.

  61. Clair Renee VanDonselaar

    I make tofu blended with steamed broccoli and cheese to make a sauce for pasta. My Husband does not even know tofu is in it!

  62. amy mara

    tofu or not tofu. that is the statment.

  63. Jarrod Beck

    Tofu or not to Tofu

  64. Brooke Hunt

    I have never tried tofu, it’s scary

  65. Kristina Malinao

    Whenever I go to my local Asian store, I always buy this silken tofu dessert that you eat with ginger syrup. It’s a favorite in my household.

  66. Marvel

    I eat like 1/2 a block of tofu a day!

  67. Mike Davis

    Sorry, but I refuse to use “tofu” here or anywhere else.

    Unless asked nicely.

    ,,,tofu.

  68. Joanna Wolverton

    I love super firm tofu!

  69. Karen

    I like tofu when it’s in the form of a Tofutti Cutie.

  70. Laura

    Tofu

  71. Geoffrey Gugel

    Tofu

  72. J-Bone

    I occasionally like tofu.

  73. Matthew Luna

    Tofu in a dessert? Look up Alton Brown’s Mooless Chocolate Pie, it tastes as good as it lookas and its so easy to make.

  74. russell

    Tofu for letting me enter this contest.

  75. Brittany

    Tofu

  76. Sage G.

    I always wanted to try TOFU.

  77. Vicky M

    LOVE tofu!

  78. Rhonda K

    I love me some tofu

  79. Grumpy Panda

    I bought some tofu just today. Was looking for the “Sour Patch Kids Doritos Locos Fanta Mystery” version… but didn’t see it. Oh well. Extra Firm tofu and some lo mein noodles it is.

  80. Pawel Samson

    Tofu is an overrated meatless substitute.

  81. Susan Evans

    Close your eyes and open wide, Tofu taste like anything you want it to taste like.

  82. Alison Smith

    I love hard tofu, especially when blackened!

  83. Adam Ryan

    To quote The Beets from the old TV show Doug “…killer tofu!”

  84. Brian Gottschall

    It is not tofu n to have to figure out how to use tofu in a comment like this.

  85. Joshua Tracey

    If this end up just being a box full of tofu, you win the internet.

  86. Mara

    Tofu to you as well!

  87. Howard

    Person 1: Tofu

    Person 2: Gesundheit.

  88. Marla Blair

    I love tofu! 😀

  89. Emma Thomas

    You know the best way to prepare tofu? By leaving it on the shelf at the store where it‘ll stay way past the apocalypse.

    1. K

      I’m a tofu fan.

  90. Dana C

    I scream, you scream, we all scream for tofu!

  91. Michael

    What type of martial arts did the foot learn?

    Tofu!

  92. Mary S.

    I am not a fan of tofu because of the texture.

    1. Kelly

      Tofu

  93. Kayla Wacker

    I dont love tofu but I sure would love to win! ?

  94. Rob

    I would use the box to press some tofu

  95. Kyle

    I’ve never actually tried tofu, but I’d be open to it.

  96. Ryan H

    I would much rather have the mystery box than tofu haha

  97. Nate

    Years ago, a friend offered a homeless guy her leftover Chinese food. He asked what it was, and as soon as she said “tofu,” he said he didn’t want it.

  98. Mitch

    tofu

  99. RA

    Tofu early morning

  100. mcgeek81

    Everybody was tofu fighting

  101. HEATHER S

    I la la LOVE tofu.

  102. Carlie L

    Having tofu for dinner tonight.

  103. Wishypants

    I bought a tofu press during prime day and have finally been able to get really crispy tofu. Now I’m obsessed and can’t stop making tofu.

  104. Starkzilla

    I’ve tried to like tofu but the only edible tofu to me is the fried inari pouches!

  105. Jack

    I am actually a fan of tofu, if prepared well. I also want a chance to win.

  106. Alexis

    I never had tofu before, but I’m willing to try it.

  107. Ryan

    Tofu is not bad at all, but I’m gonna be honest, if there’s another protein option for the dish I’m taking that.

  108. Julia S

    Tofu or not tofu? That is the question

  109. DJ

    I never had tofu but would like to try it!

    1. Nathan S

      I’d post a funny Tofu joke but…
      It’s pretty tasteless. ?

  110. vanessa

    decided against a tofu joke because it was tasteless.

  111. Steven T Busse

    Tofu or not tofu.

  112. Steve

    Tofu

  113. Dresden Erikson

    Tofu…more like no-fu

  114. Kyle Klever

    If I win I’ll eat tofu to celebrate!

  115. Kyle Klever

    If I win I will celebrate with tofu!

  116. Kat

    5 spice fried tofu ?

  117. Jerry

    I understand that I must leave a comment that includes the word “tofu.” So be it.

  118. Matt

    Tofu? Tofu?!? Why’d it have to be tofu?

  119. Eric Winokur

    Tofu is tofu…nothing more, nothing less. But I’ll take less.

  120. Jessica Joseph

    Who is Tofu?

  121. Kelly

    Not a fan of tofu, but I really want to win!

  122. Holly S

    Definitely no tofu for me-but my son would love it!

  123. Linda

    Tofu? Nah never.

  124. Nikki Ryder

    Why did everyone hate the joke about tofu?
    Because it was tasteless?

  125. Megan M

    Definitely not a tofu fan, the texture is the worst!

  126. Aleksandr

    Tofu UGH!

  127. Renee

    Anyone else immediately think of the “Killer Tofu” song from Doug on Nickelodeon?

    No? Just me?

  128. Michael Tye

    I’ve never won anything in my life, so I hope there’s some tofu in my future!

  129. Ktttthhhh

    Would. Tofu

  130. Brooklyn Hyer

    Oh boy Tofu sounds so good right now!

  131. Joseph F.

    I’ve heard of tofu, but have never tried it! Don’t know if I’d like it!

    But anyway, thank you for the chance to win!

  132. Denny

    Tofu is the best!

  133. Sheila T

    I love tofu!

  134. Van

    Most simple snack ever is tofu dipped in soy sauce and black pepper. But love salt and pepper tofu the most for tofu dishes.

  135. Lashawn Williams

    Tofu! Gesundheit!

  136. I like tofu

  137. I REALLY REALLY love tofu! I don’t understand why so many people don’t like it!

  138. Jeremy

    How’s it going?

    “Tofu”

  139. Kaylin

    Tofu

  140. Marc Goldberg

    Today is my 50th birthday. So happy birthday to me and tofu to you.

  141. Rob

    Tofu. Tofu. Tofu. Is actually not that bad in a bowl a ramen.

  142. bz

    tofu me

  143. Pamela Sheppard

    I don’t think I’ve ever bought Tofu.

  144. David Putman

    Tofu is okay, I guess. I had it in a stir-fry once I thought it was decent.

  145. Kevin Leonard

    I love tofu! They should make tofu-flavored Kit Kats.

  146. Jeff Davies

    Whofu? Tofu. Not You,fu. haha. I would like some nasty snacks plz.

  147. katie s

    i like tofu but not raw

    need more tofu based snacks

  148. Courtney Russell

    I love tofu.

  149. Amandy

    Tofu? Tof-ood would be better! ey!

  150. Sunny gohgo

    Tofu

  151. Michele

    I am allergic to Tofu!

  152. Chantell

    I use tofu when I make vegan steaks.

  153. Amanda Y.

    Making a comment about tofu.

  154. Phil pavlick

    Eat more tofu

  155. Amber

    Tofu is a hard pass for me.

    1. Rick Ecker

      Tofu?

  156. Aldair M.

    Never tried Tofu

    1. Brian Rider

      Tofu

  157. William Weis

    Tofme? NO! Tofu!

  158. Cindy U

    I love Korean tofu side dish!

  159. Danielle

    I love tofu but am grossed out by the idea of using it in smoothies and desserts.

  160. Kevin

    What’s in the box???? (Brad Pitt voice)
    Tofu

  161. Tabitha

    My aunt makes a pretty good fried tofu dish.

  162. Gwen Ward

    Tofu for my birthday today? You shouldn’t have

  163. DL

    What did Mr. T say when stopped their shopping cart on his foot? “Get off of my tofu!”

  164. Adrian Valdez

    tofu in ramen mmmmmmm

  165. Anna Heller

    Hey, I actually LIKE tofu.
    PS: love your postings; we don’t get to see a lot of new products here in the backwoods of New York State!

  166. Ash

    I love to eat mapo tofu!

  167. Jenny Shea

    Tofu isn’t my favorite but I can handle it in certain soups.

  168. Mary

    Love me some tofu 🙂

  169. Rik

    That tofu is like, “He be pressing me!”.

  170. Simon Siegel

    tofu

  171. Nicole

    Woohoo! Tofu

  172. Ger Ragunton

    My partner’s vegan and she eats so much tofu, her feet are starting to look like them. ?

  173. A1Hero

    You better believe it’s not tofu

  174. Andrew Cote

    What a tofu-riffic idea!

  175. Zach E

    i dont like tofu.

  176. Steve Elliott

    TOFU

  177. Julie

    Pad thai with tofu- yum!

  178. Jess

    Tofu? Open Sesame Tofu? I’m not cool enough to know that dance.

  179. Veronica

    I love a good tofu dish!

  180. spencer seaner

    Tofu is tasty

  181. Traumajunky

    Tofu is versatile.

  182. Joe

    Tofu

  183. Tina Eggers

    Tofu definitely sounds like something I wouldn’t want to eat!

  184. Man Ngo

    Tofu

  185. Jimmy

    tofu

  186. Jordan

    Ike & Tina Tofu

  187. Emily J

    SOY what?! August 9 is National Rice Pudding Day and National Women’s Day NOT National Tofu day! (September 1). I’ve BEAN sitting here, waiting for a pun to A-CURD to me…. but I am TOFU-ll of jokes that would otherwise be TASTELESS.

  188. Rach

    Tofu or bust

  189. Tyler Pribbeno

    Tofu? More like sloppy craft foam.

  190. Marty

    love me some tofu pad thai

  191. Eric Grasso

    Aw-wee-oo, killer tofu! Dating myself here with the tofu reference.

  192. Christopher

    Tofu is the secret word that will hopefully get me this awesome prize box. It is ironic that I don’t like Tofu but that I can win swag with the word Tofu.

  193. Megan

    Tofu tastes like whatever you cook it in. It’s like an edible sponge.

  194. Trevor Kellen

    Extra firm Tofu is the way in most situations.

  195. MrBiscuits

    Mapo tofu is one of my favorite Chinese dishes. Especially when it’s super spicy.

  196. Savannah Elle

    I actually prefer tofu over meat.

  197. Amanda

    Killer Tofu by The Beets

  198. Salt and pepper tofu from Soba in East Atlanta Georgia is one of the best dishes ever!

  199. K80 M

    ????? – Greek
    tófú – Lithuanian
    ?? Dòufu – Chinese

  200. Dab

    tofu

  201. Lisa V.

    Had fried tofu with gravy once that was actually pretty good (though I think I’d like about anything that was fried and smothered in gravy).

  202. Alice Bailey

    Killer Tofu

  203. Kendra Potaczek

    I love tofu! It’s so versatile!

  204. Rachel Burke

    No tofu for you for one year!!!

  205. Susan Eckel

    I’ve never been a fan of tofu.

  206. JS

    Please no tofu in the box

  207. Molly Ryan

    TOFU TOFU TOFU TOFU!! YAY FOR TOFU!!

  208. John Cheney

    Tofu

  209. Dusty Tanner

    Everybody was tofu fighting…

  210. Jessica Denning

    Tofu is actually pretty darn good!!

  211. James Piechota

    Believe it or not, I’ve never eaten TOFU…or sushi, for that matter. What is wrong with me? I grew up on a farm, that’s what.

  212. Rachel Carmel

    AHHHH WEEE OOOOO, KILLER tofu ! <3

  213. john s

    tofu is outstanding!

  214. Jenn

    tofu!

  215. O-Qua Tangin Wann

    Tofu is the illegitimate great-great grandson of Kung Fu. Tofu Panda is a movie that’ll be released on the Hufu streaming service next year.

  216. Mr Belvedere Stole My Bacon

    Tofu gives me gas

  217. Natalie

    Tofu is the new chicken.

  218. Amy Craft

    I’ve never had tofu

  219. Mike

    Tofu for you.

  220. Clam dip

    Tofu

    1. MatthewA95

      What to do about tofu

  221. Simon Metin

    Wanted to make a tofu joke but that would’ve been tasteless.

  222. Jennifer

    Tofu or not…pick me!

  223. Sara Kinn

    Is there nothing but tofu in the box? Is this a trick? Eh, it’s ok if it is, I’ll take it anyway.

  224. Yukon

    Tofu? Is that some new martial art?

  225. Jeremy Pape

    Tofu or not tofu? That is the question.

  226. Tiger

    Tofu gets such a bad rap. Done right, it’s delicious.

  227. Tiffany B

    I’ve never had tofu but I’ve been curious about the taste for a while.

  228. Dana

    Tofu or fingerfu?

  229. Kate B.

    Tofu is a blank slate – it’s what you add to it that makes it sing.

  230. kan s

    Tofu yum

  231. Jason Krol

    Wanted to make a tofu joke but that would’ve been tasteless.

  232. Julianne

    Tofu

  233. Sierra Shipman

    Tofu is actually a great meat alternative if you use the right kind of recipe.

  234. Ian

    Ruby, don’t take your tofu to town

  235. Ian

    Ruby, don’t take your tofu to town…

  236. Chelsea

    I would be so lucky, love tofu in hot & sour soup!

  237. Caroline

    Love fried tofu with sweet and sour sauce

  238. Kit Kitahara

    I am vegan, so I have to eat tofu.

  239. John

    Only crazy people like tofu.

  240. BigBelly

    Try New “Bruce Lee’s Kung fu Tofu” for a taste that kicks you in the mouth!

  241. Karen

    I’m a tofu girl, in a tofu worrrrrrld

  242. michele

    I don’t like tofu, but I’d like to win the mystery box.

  243. Stanley

    Delicious delicious tofu

  244. Sari

    I’ve never been a big fan of tofu, but I love mystery boxes!

    1. Sari

      Oh, and it’s my birthday, so the giveaway suspiciously starting today feels meaningful!

  245. Robyn

    tofu

  246. J Storms

    I have a package of yuzu tofu in the fridge. I got it because I like yuzu, but now I have no idea what to do with it.

  247. I like making jokes about vegetarians…
    but never about tofu, that’s just tasteless.

  248. Chris Whitehead

    Garfield sez tofu

  249. Kelly

    Who wants tofu when you can have meat?

  250. Lindsay

    Tofu or tempeh?

  251. Whenever I’m pressed for time, it’s tofu time!

  252. Jimmy James

    Killer Tofu

  253. Rachel Reynoso

    Tofu

  254. Mike

    Hey give me that tofu!

  255. SP

    Tofu can be good!

  256. Peter Strubel

    A box full of tofu would be…interesting.

  257. Angela Poli

    Killer tofu!

  258. Layla Autry

    (oops I didn’t follow directions the first time)

    What do you call a goofy metatarsal? TOFU!

    1. Robert

      Tofu is not an obscure form of martial arts.

  259. Jason

    I hope there isn’t any TOFU in this box!!

  260. Deb

    August 9 is my birthday and I did NOT eat any tofu!

  261. CP

    I hope the box is not full of tofu. Or maybe I hope it is.

  262. J

    If you get one of those tofu presses and air fry it, tofu is absolutely top tier. Marinate beforehand if you can! Marvo thank you for all that you do, we love Impulsive Buy! This is my birthday month and as a long time (looong time) reader I’d love some swag!

  263. H M

    “Make me one with everything,” says the Buddhist to the tofu hot dog vendor.
    Then, after getting his tofu hot dog, the Buddhist hands the vendor a $20 bill.
    The vendor takes the money and begins helping the next customer.
    The Buddhist looks puzzled and asks the vendor, “Where is my change?”
    The vendor replies, “Change comes from within.”

  264. Richard Ginn

    tofu is fun.

  265. Matthew James Obergfell

    I don’t like tofu!

  266. Beverly Alcober

    I like tofu in miso soup.

  267. Rachel

    TOFU

  268. Peter Shulman

    Tofu can be used as insulation in your refrigerator or cooler for foods you actually want to eat

  269. Jacob Olds

    tofu

  270. Mandy M

    tofu

  271. Wendy

    In theory tofu sounds gross, but I love it in Chinese food.

  272. Thomas

    Give me liberty or give me tofu!

  273. Gdc10

    I heart tofu

  274. Amanda Davis

    I’m gonna have to say no-fu to tofu

  275. Emily Gibson

    I love tofu! It’s got the perfect texture!

  276. Amber Fallon

    The best use of tofu is ?????, soft tofu stew!

  277. Price Horn

    Deep-fried tofu is tasty.

  278. Brianna

    Although Google says that “eating tofu has some risks, as it might lead to digestive issues”, winning this box will help combat any issues I may have!

  279. Sherri Singer-Stacho

    Firm tofu is the bomb!

  280. Matt H

    The only recipe I’ve ever made with tofu, and it was pretty tasty actually.
    https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/moo-less-chocolate-pie-recipe-1938390

  281. Carol

    Hey! Listen. Did you know Benjamin Franklin first introduced TOFU to the US? Now you do!

  282. Chris D

    No tofu for you

  283. Whitney Gates

    Does eating tofu, counteract, eating junk food?

  284. Jaimee L Antognazzi

    I am not a fan of tofu.

  285. BP

    I like fried tofu! Everything tastes better fried, doesn’t it?

  286. Molly McDougall

    Joining the chorus of millennials singing “Killer Tofu!”

  287. Lia Lo Pinto

    I was going to make a tofu joke, but that would have been tasteless.

  288. Erin

    Tofu Tofu Tofu!!!

  289. Amanda W

    Tofu is a good cat name.

  290. Bethany P

    I actually haven’t had tofu in a while.

  291. Tam Gloden

    Tofu, I can take it or leave it really.

  292. Donnie

    Ain’t nothing to it Tofu made me do it.

  293. William

    This here is my tofu comment

  294. Liz Melby

    This comment must include the word tofu

  295. Hilary Jacqmin

    Mystery box, please, not tofu!

  296. Food Eater

    I love tofu fried rice!

  297. Kacy Hart

    Good Job! Tofu is weird

  298. Taunya F.

    What do tofu philosophers usually say?
    A: Tofu or not tofu.?

  299. Rachel

    I actually really like tofu!

  300. Silvina Dejter

    I wouldn’t mind some tofu.

  301. Carl

    Tofu is disgusting

  302. Kat

    maybe some crispy tofu?

  303. KJ Aaroe

    Tofu or not tofu… that is the question.

  304. Jenny Loveridge

    Tofu the conqueror.

  305. Nathaniel Oliver

    Tofu goes well with king oyster mushrooms

  306. Elizabeth Whitehead

    I’ve never actually eaten tofu

  307. Anastey Lovely

    Deep fried tofu is amazing!

  308. Marie

    tofu

  309. Rachel D.

    I love tofu! I also love your website!

  310. Alyssa C

    Tofu or not tofu…that is soyly the question.

  311. Alex L

    August 9? I want that Mtn Dew swaggggg also uh tofu tofu.

  312. jenny

    I pray that the mystery box isn’t sealed up with a block of tofu trapped inside….(shudder)

  313. Adrian

    Tofu is the future

  314. Mallory S

    I love me some good old fashioned tofu!

  315. Rhonda

    I’ve never had tofu.

  316. Scott Evans

    “tofu.”

  317. Joe

    Tofu is the best Resident Evil character.

  318. Kat

    Please don’t ask me to eat tofu

  319. Jez

    I practice the ancient art of tofu.

  320. Charles Cook

    I’d love to try some deep-fried tofu

  321. Cassie

    Tofu is definitely not an impulsive buy.

  322. Amanda Marie McLain

    Tofu!

  323. Matt

    As Mr. T once said, “I pity Tofu that doesn’t win this box”

  324. MIKE GORDLEY

    Rando tofu to be selected

  325. Robert

    Tofu, or not tofu, that is a question.

  326. Kayo

    I Tofu you pick me.

  327. My favorite Resident Evil character? Gotta be Tofu.

  328. Tracy

    I love a good tofu mystery!!

  329. Lane

    I would like to see some tofu reviews on here.

  330. Ian Bulatao Concevitch

    Ruby, don’t take your tofu to town

  331. Sindie Fury

    I find any comment involving tofu utterly tastes less.

  332. Charles A Marchand

    Someone stole the tofu

  333. Deb

    Tofu is a meat alternative. My favorite plant based alternative is one that comes from a meat processing plant.

  334. Paul

    The Tofu Survivor mode in Resident Evil 2 is hard…

  335. Kaitlyn Steibel

    I just ordered a ramen tofu meal from HelloFresh for next week! Nom!

  336. Jennifer Dillard

    Why do people like tofu so much? It’s very boring

  337. ruffy

    tofu yofu we all fu for tofu

  338. A

    tofu – noun – curd made from mashed soybeans, used chiefly in Asian and vegetarian cooking.

  339. Steph

    Tofu or not to fu. That is the question.

  340. Matthew Smith

    Tofu is great but tofurkey is gross

  341. Josh Smith

    Someone tried to sneak a tofu hot dog by once. NEVER AGAIN.

  342. Alex

    Killer Tofu !

  343. Robin

    Tofu? Tofee!

  344. Astor

    I’ve had Tofu in a few dishes now. It’s pretty good.

  345. Stewart Tartal

    I will never eat tofu

  346. Anthony Pelaez

    Tofu baby

  347. stacey

    i only like my tofu fried.

  348. Paul Bender

    I would love to win this! Tofu for the win!!!

  349. Rory

    I do not like tofu

  350. Julie

    Tofu

  351. Matt

    tofu musubi

  352. Bri B

    I actually had some tofu yesterday. It’s something that I regurlarly eat, but yesterday I decided to pan-fry it instead of air-fry.

  353. Michelle

    Tofu! Love your posts!

  354. Jessica Roehl

    What the tofu?

  355. MIchael Hulsebus

    Tofu is good, but I hope it isn’t all tofu.

  356. Matt Z

    something something tofu

  357. Jill

    No one likes tofu. You know what people like? Swag boxes, ain’t no one ever said they don’t like a swag box.

    Also, sending good vibes to everyone is Hawaii right now dealing with the loss from the wild fires.

  358. michelle

    tofu.

  359. Johnathan Carrell

    Tofu? I barely know you!

  360. Cierra ODell

    The only tofu I found slightly edible was sofritas from chipotle

  361. modok

    Tofu is of course the most well-known lower-extremity martial art.

  362. KroutonKruncher

    MMMMM Tofu!

  363. Brent hannum

    I have come to the conclusion that tofu is really over rated it just a curd to me that it was not Meating my expectations ?

  364. Teri Butler

    Tofu

  365. Dan Hendrickson

    Playing Lego with blocks of tofu, would not recommend.

  366. Thistle

    tofu is gross, but you all are great!

  367. Melisa

    “tofu”

  368. Kat

    The extra-firm Tofu that Aldi has is excellent and is about half the cost of the cheapest brands in other stores.

  369. Sedona

    Tofu? Tofu.

  370. Bb

    Killer tofu is a song by the beets.

  371. ArrPeeBee

    Tofu me once, shame on you. Tofu me TWICE, shame on me.

  372. Elijah

    Here is my entry with the secret password for entry “TOFU”

  373. Skye Pechie

    I love tofu and am eating some now!

  374. Patti

    Tofu is not my favorite but free swag is!

  375. Harold Palms

    Tofu you talkin’ ’bout Marvo!?

  376. Matt J

    Yummy Tofu

  377. Bree Brown

    Decided against a TOFU joke because it was tasteless.

  378. Andrea

    Hope I win! *Tofu*

  379. Mike N.

    Wow a lot people are into tofu

  380. Ben F

    Tofu is tasty, if made correctly.

  381. Kayla C

    I love my miso soup with tofu! Thanks for the chance btw, new reader here and I love being able to see the new and weird things coming out without having to constantly go to the store, lol.

  382. Emily

    Tofu!

  383. TOFU

    I’ve had some bbq tofu in las vegas and It was very good! ?

  384. Hailey Reiling

    Thank you for the chance at winning the swag and also………….TOFU! lol!!! XD

  385. Cristy K

    Tips on preparing tofu. Step 1. Throw tofu in the garbage. Step 2. Grill a steak.

  386. J

    Tofu is my impulsive buy.

  387. Melissa

    I’m strangely unwilling to try tofu!

  388. Jerry H

    Mapo Tofu tots are the best !

  389. Oliver

    Why did the tofu cross the road?
    Because it wasn’t chicken!

  390. Thomas

    Tofuuuuuuuu

  391. Sean

    NO TOFU FOR YOU. NEXT.

  392. C

    I love tofu. Tofu is delicious.

  393. Daniel Hicks

    Tofu

  394. Dean Thorne

    The only time I’ve liked tofu was at Thai House in Jackson, MS.

  395. Ethan White

    Tofu is…. Interesting.

  396. Matt

    How much tofu is in the box?

  397. Herman

    I bought yuzu tofu from Morinaga the other day.

  398. Randi

    Tofu

  399. Breanna Walker

    I’ve never eaten tofu.

  400. Daniel T

    Why does the comment have to include the word “tofu?”

  401. Kendall

    I don’t hate tofu – it can be really nice when it’s marinated!

  402. Christopher Barnes

    Tofu!

    Water flowing underground.

  403. Chris

    Tofu is actually good

  404. Jeremy

    Tofu turkey is not something that I want.

  405. Kimberly Armstrong

    Happy Birthday tofu!!! Seriously, my birthday is the 19th and would love a present 🙂

  406. Dan

    Tofu

  407. Claire Nunnallee

    I don’t like tofu

  408. Heather

    tofu

  409. Margarita Martinez

    I am all about the tofu!

  410. jjwspider

    Not a fan of tofu.

  411. Jam

    tofu eww

  412. Darlene B.

    Tofu, what an interesting word to pick! Much love and peace to the Aloha state.

  413. Jason Simpson

    I’ve never had tofu. Thanks

  414. Ryan F

    nofu tofu 🙂

  415. Jasmin

    I would love tofu have this!!

  416. Aimee Manuel

    Tofu is really overrated
    It’s just a curd to me.

  417. Elizabeth

    Tofu

  418. Chris

    Let’s get some tofu

  419. Charles

    Mexican word of the day: Tofu

    I was creepin in the dark and my foot hit the table and I stubbed my Tofu.

  420. MICHAEL WAGNER

    Tofu, indeed!

  421. Kristen

    I like tofu, I just never think to make it.

  422. Anne Sutton

    Silken tofu makes a great açaí bowl addition for a different twist.

  423. Scott Martin

    I have never had tofu

  424. Christopher

    Tofu

  425. MARTIN CAUCHON

    So fun, mysterious SWAG!!!

  426. Khan

    tofu

  427. Chris

    Tofu

  428. Liz Clark

    Killer tofu!

  429. Melissa Kim

    Aw-wee-oo. Killer Tofu!

  430. Tim Cassady

    Tofu me, one for you. A box for me, and thank you to you. ?

  431. Koni

    I love getting fried tofu in my pad thai

  432. Holly B

    I kinda dig tofu if you squeeze the water out and air fry it.
    (thx for the chance to win)

  433. Antje

    What tofu you think you talking bout

  434. Jeramie Lindsey

    Tofu me plsss ?

  435. Katie

    mmmm tofu!

  436. Erica Giambrone

    Not a fan of tofu.

  437. Eric Stanton

    Mystery Box, another time and location wherein the white box of majestic illusion leads to dumbfoundedness. The near infinite potential of foodstuffs culminating in the quote “Swag” of this box of impulsive delights.

    Maybe a shirt with Tofu acronyms, alongside odd knickknacks and chatchskis.

  438. Jeremy

    tofu!!

  439. Jenny J

    Tofu? I may have to “tempeh” my expectations on the contents of this mystery box.

  440. serpico009

    TOFU
    TOEFU
    TOEFOO
    TOWFOO
    TOWFU

  441. adam berman

    I hate Tofu!!!

  442. Ben Q

    tofu TOFU tOfu Tofu toFu tofU

  443. B. Perry Rocha

    remember the record label Tofu Carnage ? Pepperidge farm remembers

  444. Sheila

    Tofu party!

  445. Jerico G

    To-fee, To-fi, tofu, To-fum. Who will be the winner, only one.

    1. Sydney

      I actually really like tofu 🙂

  446. Maeve B

    Stinky Tofu for the win!

  447. Sarah

    Tofu!

  448. Tara Udit

    Not supposed to eat tofu

  449. Megan Ackley

    I sneak tofu into meals to see if my boyfriend will notice. So far, no.

  450. AnonymousBadger

    Hopefully the box contents aren’t tofu-rific!

  451. Matt

    Tofu is not a real food.

  452. Raymond Hafner II

    Tofu!

  453. Chuck F.

    Sham sham, foobie foo. Mik mak p’chak chak. Rofu tofu, zimba zama fofu.

  454. Shane Hunziker

    Once upon a time I ate some tofu, and I did not feel well afterward. I didn’t try tofu again for many years because I thought it might be a soy allergy. Then I tried it again, and it was fine. Tofu is cool now.

  455. Kevin

    Tofu 🙂

  456. Aaron

    Tofu slaps

  457. Sue K.

    TOFU U!

  458. Drew

    Tofu

  459. Sydney Toburen

    The best one I have seen so far on here is, “Tofu her? I barely know here.” Lol

  460. Rachel

    Tofu is amazing! I usually slather it in wing sauce or bbq sauce and fry it up until crispy and delicious .

  461. Troy Arbogast

    Why tofu tho

  462. Bryan K Chavez

    Tofu or not tofu? That is the question.

    (By the way, thank you for a great site — always learn about new products here first. I also hope you’re safe in Hawaii.)

  463. Mr. S

    Yummy tofu!

  464. Tom Theisen

    I hope I never see the word “Tofu” again in an Impulsive Buy post 🙂

  465. Mason

    I don’t care for tofu.

  466. Keri

    Tofu shmofoo

  467. Nicole

    you haven’t lived until you’ve tried general tso’s tofu! completely addictive

  468. Sara Ure

    I love having tofu in my miso soup!

  469. Nate

    Tofu

  470. Kate

    A Haiku:
    Grass people love tofu
    It is a delicious treat
    Vegetarian

  471. Adera Causey

    Tofu may be healthy
    But surprise boxes of random yummy treats are much more fun
    YOLO

  472. SARA EDELMAN

    Tofu!!

  473. Jilly

    Bake firm tofu for 45 minutes at 400 and chages the texture into crispy on the outside and creamy in the middle.

  474. Michelle

    Tofu or not tofu, that is the question.

  475. Jason Gross

    tofu for you.

  476. Debbie C

    I do not like tofu.

  477. Kristi L. Lowder

    Does tofu bloat you too?

  478. TJ

    TOFU! I Win!

  479. Kevin

    Why Not? TOFU

  480. Suna

    General Tso’s or Sesame Chicken made with Tofu is really good!

  481. Ckws

    Tofu is underrated

  482. Noah

    I read your blog every Saturday night while enjoying my weekly serving of junk food. The rest of the week I eat pretty well (like tofu hot dogs in my weeknight salads) but Saturdays I eat cake and cookies and ice cream and I eat it while reading all the updates from the past week and it’s my favorite hour of the week!

  483. rfc

    Pumpkin tofu?

  484. Priscilla De Leon

    Hi, I’m Tofu, thanks for mentioning me in a flavorful way, lol. I hope I make it to your Tofunation edition feed sometime. 🙂

    -Tofu 🙂

  485. Jill k

    Tofu! Thanks

  486. Ryan

    Tofu talking bout

  487. Keith Young

    Tofu
    P.S. hanks for the opportunity

  488. Mark Dankbar

    Never tried Tofu

  489. Chris

    Thank you for reminding me that I have tofu in the fridge to use up.

  490. Jeff

    Never tried Tofu and wonder how many people like it??
    Also,thank you guys so much for giving away cool swag,you guys truly R.O.C.K. in the USA!!
    Jeff in Maine 🙂

  491. CHRISTINE LANGENBACH

    Tofu in the morning. Tofu in the evening. Tofu for suppertime.

  492. Katherine Donovan

    woo-hoo! tofu!

  493. Bill

    Tofu

  494. Benjamin

    The addition of tofu is clever. Mystery boxes are fun 🙂

  495. Rebecca

    A fun fact I learned this week is that the word tofu is the same in English as in Polish. One less new word to learn. 🙂

  496. Amy Ottesen

    Goodness I hope this box doesn’t include any tofu…

  497. Tiff

    I love when you do giveaways! ALso, my favorite song is Killer Tofu, by the Beets. If you don’t know it, look it up. You’ll be pleasantly surprised!

  498. Dana B

    Tofu or not tofu, that is the question