QUICK REVIEW: White Castle Impossible Slider

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What is it?

The White Castle Impossible Slider is an abomination of science!

Nah, it’s actually pretty ground-breaking. We’re talking about a plant-based (wheat, coconut oil, and potato protein) “burger” that somehow manages to mimic beef. Has the future arrived?

How is it?

It’s interesting.

The flavor is too smoky and reminds me of bad BBQ. I could have been convinced this was mushroom-based, so I guess this is that “umami” flavor I still don’t quite understand. The lingering flavor I kept thinking of was “fake bacon.” Kinda like the powder you’d get on those Potato Skin chips.

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The patty is really just clumps –- kinda like a pulled beef. I can’t tell if it succeeds texture-wise, but it’s not like a regular veggie burger or tofu, it toes the line between those. It is definitely “meat-adjacent.”

I can’t explain it. It’s somehow spongy and crumbly, but also moist and meaty. It’s like the Impossible Foods folks invented a new form of matter. It still tastes “fake,” but not as fake. Make sense?

These sliders come with smoked cheddar and fire-roasted onions, which are a slight spin on the usual White Castle toppings you’re used to.

Is there anything else I need to know?

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I’d say they are about 1.5 times the size of a normal slider, and they grill ’em fresh for you on order.

The thing that kinda bugs me is for a plant-based alternative to meat, they aren’t even that healthy. I feel like that kinda defeats the entire purpose. Who are these for? What Vegetarian is regularly going to hit up White Castle anyway?

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Impossible Sliders are only available in Chicago, New York, and New Jersey right now, but don’t get too upset, you’re not missing anything life-changing.

Conclusion:

While I didn’t enjoy the taste all that much and the nutrition numbers make this a one-time novelty purchase, I do think it’s on to something. Impossible Burgers could very well be the future, but they haven’t quite cracked it yet.

I had a regular cheeseburger slider too, and there was no contest which was better.

Purchased Price: $1.99
Size: N/A
Rating: 4 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 300 calories, 150 calories from fat, 17 grams of fat, 10 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 10 milligrams of cholesterol, 870 milligrams of sodium, 18 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 2 grams of sugar, and 18 grams of protein..

SPOTTED ON SHELVES (FROZEN FOOD EDITION) – 5/22/2018

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Here are some interesting new or limited edition frozen foods found by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Jimmy Blueberry Biscuit Sausage Snack Size Sandwiches

Jimmy Blueberry Biscuit Sausage Snack Size Sandwiches

(Spotted by Awi G at Sam’s Club.)

Joes Ole Mini Tacos Queso Chicken Nacho

Joes Ole Mini Tacos Queso Chicken Nacho

(Spotted by Awi G at Stater Bros.)

Birds Eye Veggie Made Sweet Sour Chicken

Birds Eye Veggie Made Sweet & Sour Chicken

Birds Eye Veggie Made Alfredo Chicken

Birds Eye Veggie Made Alfredo Chicken

Birds Eye Veggie Made Garlic Chicken

Birds Eye Veggie Made Garlic Chicken

Birds Eye Veggie Made Chicken Fried Riced Cauliflower

Birds Eye Veggie Made Chicken Fried Riced Cauliflower

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Tom Thumb.)

Bibigo Bibimbap Soy Garlic Beef and Teriyaki Chicken

Bibigo Bibimbap Soy Garlic Beef and Teriyaki Chicken

Bibigo Bibimbap Go Chu Jang Chicken

Bibigo Bibimbap Go-Chu-Jang Chicken

(Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B.)

Healthy Choice Power Bowls Cauliflower Curry

Healthy Choice Power Bowls Cauliflower Curry

(Spotted by Jarred at Publix.)

Tyson Citrus Roasted Chicken Entree Kit

Tyson Citrus Roasted Chicken Entree Kit

Tyson Crispy Adobo Chicken Entree Kit

Tyson Crispy Adobo Chicken Entree Kit

Tyson Roasted Ginger Chicken Entree Kit

Tyson Roasted Ginger Chicken Entree Kit

Tyson Crispy Chicken Pomodoro Entree Kit

Tyson Crispy Chicken Pomodoro Entree Kit

Tyson Lemonn Parmesan Chicken Entree Kit

Tyson Lemon Parmesan Chicken Entree Kit

Tyson Seasoned Steak Fillet with Mushrooms Entree Kit

Tyson Seasoned Steak Fillet with Mushrooms Entree Kit

(Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B.)

Indulgence Cavatappi Bolognese

Indulgence Cavatappi Bolognese

Indulgence Cordon Bleu Orzo

Indulgence Cordon Bleu Orzo

Indulgence Fettuccine Alla Carbonara

Indulgence Fettuccine Alla Carbonara

Indulgence Herb Crusted Chicken Marsala

Indulgence Herb Crusted Chicken Marsala

Indulgence Limone Chicken Linguine

Indulgence Limone Chicken Linguine

Indulgence Portobello Mushroom Risotto

Indulgence Portobello Mushroom Risotto

(Spotted by Elizabeth L at Stop & Shop.)

Chop House by Holten Angus Chuck Steak Burger

Chop House by Holten Angus Chuck Steak Burger

Chop House by Holten Angus Sirloin Steak Burger

Chop House by Holten Angus Sirloin Steak Burger

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Target.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

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SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Twix Mix Fun Size and Snickers Variety Minis

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Twix Mix Fun Size

Snickers Variety Minis

I guess these are for those who like to mix it up or believe that variety is the spice of life. (Spotted by Rachel C at Walmart.)

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QUICK REVIEW: Burger King Sourdough Chicken Club

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Burger King Sourdough Chicken Club

What is it?

You kids remember a couple of weeks back when we reviewed BK’s Sourdough King? Well, this newfangled Sourdough Chicken Club is pretty much the same basic concept, except with a few obvious (and not so obvious) tweaks.

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Essentially, it’s a big, crispy chicken patty (topped with melted cheddar) with mayo, lettuce, tomato, and bacon wedged between two pieces of sourdough toast … hence, the name “Sourdough Chicken Club,” I suppose.

How is it?

This is a MUCH better offering than the aforementioned beef Sourdough King, for several reasons. First things first, the sourdough toast set-up just seems to compliment chicken patties better than beef patties (as any Zaxby’s enthusiast, naturally, will be quick to tell you.)

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Secondly, BK wisely eschewed the onions and “special sauce” for a more traditional BLT-and-mayonnaise assortment, which not only creates a less messy sandwich but a more harmonious-tasting one. This is a hearty, extremely filling fast food offering, and one that tastes surprisingly fresh, to boot.

Is there anything else I need to know?

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Of course, this being a super-sized BK sandwich, the item is pretty salty, and although it’s nowhere near as sloppy as its all-beef predecessor, it is still fairly greasy. The shredded lettuce might be a deal breaker for some of the more finicky fast food aficionados out there, and for those of you on a budget, take note: at almost $6, this isn’t exactly a value-priced pick-up we’re talking about here.

Conclusion:

I went into the Sourdough Chicken Club with pretty low expectations and can safely say I was pleasantly surprised by the results. The chicken patty is juicy and crispy, the bacon is almost perfectly seasoned and all the ingredients gel incredibly well together.

It’s not a perfect pseudo-deli-style chicken sandwich, but for what it is it’s not too shabby. And like I said earlier, this thing WILL sate your appetite in a hurry — just something to think about before you order an Oreo pie and extra-large fries to accompany the meal.

Purchased Price: $5.79
Size: N/A
Rating: 8 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 840 calories, 51 grams of fat, 12 grams of saturated fat, 1 grams of trans fat, 95 milligrams of cholesterol, 1,760 milligrams of sodium, 62 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of fiber, 7 grams of sugar, and 32 grams of protein.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Post Peanut Butter & Cocoa Pebbles Cereal

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Post Peanut Butter Cocoa Pebbles Cereal

I wonder how bad this cereal would taste if it was made with fake peanut butter and cocoa. (Spotted by @sumo8675309 at Walmart.)

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