REVIEW: Taco Bell Wild Naked Chicken Chalupa

Taco Bell Wild Naked Chicken Chalupa

Even though the Naked Chicken Chalupa was already a thing, the culinary geniuses at Taco Bell have managed to both recycle and reintroduce the famed poultry pocket with a new spicy sauce to kick off their latest quarter of seasonal eats.

Basically Taco Bell’s version of KFC’s million-plus selling Double-Down Sandwich, the Naked Chicken Chalupa takes a thoroughly processed and mechanically separated piece of fried chicken and flattens it to the consistency of a puffy tortilla, which, while wholly unnatural and naturally unholy, does form a solidly delicious wrap to contain those patented Taco Bell innards we’re so deeply accustomed to.

And since the original iteration of the Naked Chicken Chalupa itself has been broken down repeatedly and reviewed by both the poets and the analysts, there’s no need for me to do it here. So, instead, let’s talk about this version’s newest addition, the “wild” in the Wild Naked Chicken Chalupa—the crazed creamy additive with a momentary kick to end all kicks, at least in the Taco Bell universe.

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While at first taste the Wild Sauce feels like a basic retread of their much-loved and mostly-missed Volcano Sauce right down to the sickly pinkish color, after a few seconds, the initial heat is followed by what seems to be a heavy amount of a smoky chili powder that’s been sprinkled into the proceedings. It causes a second wave of a different kind of heat that, even in moderation, is a wonderfully overpowering blast of flavor, riding the tongue and cruising up the sinuses like it was Van Nuys Blvd. on a Saturday night.

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On the actual Naked Chicken Chalupa, it’s a bit of welcomed overkill, besting the rather useless cheese, lettuce, and tomato and, if you pay the extra 60 cents, the seasoned ground beef but its magic lies with the chicken chalupa itself. The seasoned fried chicken makes for both a testy compatriot and a zesty foil. However, the sauce might be too much for some. If that’s the case, then I suggest asking for a cup of “mild” chalupa sauce and mixing the two together for a fine median.

Much like the aforementioned Volcano Sauce, this does lead me with the same question: why doesn’t Taco Bell start offering a line of dipping sauces, much like McD’s, for example? This Wild Sauce would go so good with Nacho Fries, Cheesy Roll-ups, and just about everything on the breakfast menu. But maybe that’s just me. Cómpralo ya!

(Nutrition Facts – 420 calories, 250 calories from fat, 28 grams of fat, 6 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 65 milligrams of cholesterol, 1070 milligrams of cholesterol, 1070 milligrams of sodium, 23 grams of carbohydrates, 4 grams of fiber, 2 grams of sugar, and 19 grams of protein.)

Purchased Price: $2.99
Size: N/A
Rating: 8 out of 10
Pros: Wave after wave of heat and flavor. Mixes perfect with the chicken.
Cons: Chalupa itself is kind of useless. Makes for a much better dipping sauce;

SPOTTED ON SHELVES (SNACK EDITION) – 5/21/2018

Here are some new snacks found by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Pepperidge Farm Special Edition Cheddar Incredibles 2 Goldfish Crackers

Pepperidge Farm Special Edition Cheddar Incredibles 2 Goldfish Crackers

(Spotted by Carla at Target.)

Voortman Bakery Limited Edition S mores Wafers

Voortman Bakery Limited Edition S’mores Wafers

(Spotted by Rachel T at Woodman’s Markets.)

Mike and Ike Mega Mix Sour

Mike and Ike Mega Mix Sour!

Mike and Ike Mega Mix Sour 2

Mike and Ike Mega Mix Sour! Flavors

(Spotted by Josh G at Walmart.)

Sam s Choice Swiss Dark Chocolate Truffles

Sam’s Choice Swiss Dark Chocolate Truffles

(Spotted by Rachel C at Walmart.)

Snak Club Southwestern Snack Mix and Omega Fruit  Nut Mix

Snak Club Southwestern Snack Mix and Omega Fruit & Nut Mix

Snak Club Honey Bliss Nut Mix Chocolate Coconut Nut Mix Yogurt Trail Mix and Energizer Trail Mix

Snak Club Honey Bliss Nut Mix, Chocolate Coconut Nut Mix, Yogurt Trail Mix, and Energizer Trail Mix

Snak Club Sweet  Salty Poppin Nuts and Tropical Coco Mango Nut Mix

Snak Club Sweet & Salty Poppin’ Nuts and Tropical Coco-Mango Nut Mix

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Tom Thumb.)

Lemonhead Twists

Lemonhead Twists

(Spotted by Carla at Walmart.)

Art Dessert Lemon and Strawberry Tea Cakes

Art Dessert Lemon and Strawberry Tea Cakes

Lofthouse Cookies Cake Bites Birthday Cake With Stars

Lofthouse Cookies Cake Bites Birthday Cake With Stars

(Spotted by Rachel C at Macey’s.)

Great Value Freeze Dried Fruit Crisps Vairety Pack and Multi Pack

Great Value Freeze Dried Fruit Crisps Variety Pack and Multi Pack

(Spotted by Carla at Walmart.)

Marketside Stars and Stripes White Chocolate Covered Oreo Cookies

Marketside Stars and Stripes White Chocolate Covered Oreo Cookies

(Spotted by Bob K at Walmart.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

Also, if you want to send in photos and are wondering if we’ve already covered something, don’t worry about it. Let us worry about it.

WEEKEND GIVEAWAY: Plenty of Pop-Tarts Packs

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I have plenty of Pop-Tarts. Perhaps, too many Pop-Tarts. So I’m going to push some of them onto a lucky TIB reader, along with a bunch of other products.

So for this prize drawing, one lucky reader will receive:

  • 2 Packs of Pop-Tarts Splitz Sugar Cookie and Brownie Batter
  • 2 Packs of Pop-Tarts Splitz Strawberry and Cheesecake
  • 1 Pack of Frosted Strawberry Milkshake Pop-Tarts
  • 4 Nestle Butterfinger Dark Bars
  • 1 Package of Super Snack Time Pizza in a Bag Supreme Pizza Pepperoni Jerky
  • 1 Package of Super Snack Time Pizza in a Bag Pepperoni Pizza Pepperoni Jerky
  • 1 Box of Trolli Deadpool 2 Sour Brite Crawlers Minis
  • A bunch of Laffy Taffy (not shown)

RULES:

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Plenty of Pop-Tarts Packs Prize Drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. You can write whatever you want, but please don’t forget to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winners for his or her mailing address.

We will stop accepting entries on Sunday, May 20, 2018 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents 18 years old or older.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you emails about industrial plastic molding equipment. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you confetti…oh wait, it will be. If you’re the winner, you’ll know what I mean. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail or melted mail.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES (TRADER JOE’S EDITION) – 5/18/2018

Here are some new Trader Joe’s products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of them, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Trader Joe s Apple Crumble Pie

Trader Joe’s Apple Crumble Pie

Trader Joe s Blueberry Lavender Almond Beverage

Trader Joe’s Blueberry Lavender Almond Beverage

Trader Joe s Matcha Almond Beverage

Trader Joe’s Matcha Almond Beverage

Trader Joe s Mint Watermelon Flavored Black Tea

Trader Joe’s Mint Watermelon Flavored Black Tea

Trader Joe s Organic Italian Artisan Pasta Capunti

Trader Joe’s Organic Italian Artisan Pasta Capunti

Trader Joe s Organic Italian Artisan Pasta Gigli

Trader Joe’s Organic Italian Artisan Pasta Gigli

Trader Joe s Champagne Style Vinaigrette

Trader Joe’s Champagne Style Vinaigrette

(Spotted by Sylvia at Trader Joe’s.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

Also, if you want to send in photos and are wondering if we’ve already covered something, don’t worry about it. Let us worry about it.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Sparkling Ice Mystery Fruit Flavor

Sparkling Ice Mystery Fruit Flavor

I haven’t tried it, but looking at my crystal ball that predicted the Patriots were going to win the last Super Bowl, it says Passionfruit Orange. (Spotted by Rachel T at Target.)

If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you’ve tried the product, share your thoughts about it in the comments.

Also, if you want to send in photos and are wondering if we’ve already covered something, don’t worry about it. Let us worry about it.

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