ANNOUNCEMENT: New Impulsive Buy Writer Jack

Whenever I have to introduce myself, in order to give a stellar first impression, I try to forgo words and instead perform a sweeping, well executed high five with whoever is nearest to me. Man? Woman? Stranger? Infant? It doesn’t matter. Get ready for a palm full of total coolness and nonchalance.

My backup is just quietly mumbling out my name while trying not to say anything stupid.

Yet, seeing as my computer hinders both high fives (Bummer!) and disjointed attempts at vocal communication (Hooray!) it appears I will have to result to that good old-fashioned written word. So, let’s get to it!

I’m Jack and I am absolutely psyched to be the newest reviewer for The Impulsive Buy. Born and raised on the East Coast and now living in the beautiful and tiny state of Rhode Island, I am probably a pretty simple dude. Some things I like and don’t like include: coffee (yes), orange juice (no), the future (probably), and cereal (absolutely). Furthermore, a longtime passion for both reading and probable unemployment led me to pursue a BA in English Literature.

A passion for junk food, however, led me here.

I have been a fan of The Impulsive Buy for some time now and I am thrilled to get a chance to contribute to the already incredible material put out by the fantastic writers here. High five or not, let’s do it up!

SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 1/27/2014

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Pepperidge Farm Limited Edition Lemon Chocolate Milano

Keepin’ it classy, Milano. No birthday cake or cookie dough flavors for you.(Spotted by Richard at Safeway.)

Smart Ones Fish and Chips

Smart Ones Chicken Strips

These Weight Watchers Smart Ones Fish & Chips have a fancy new crisping tray, but no old school malt vinegar packet. (Spotted by Amanda at Walmart.)

Campbell's Soup Pouches

I’ve always thought cans were convenient soup packaging. Well, they were convenient when they got pull tab tops. Soup cans that involve can openers are definitely not convenient. (Spotted by Troy A at Meijer.)

Lean Cuisine Greek-Style Chicken Salad Additions

With all the processed junk food I eat, I really should eat more processed salad. (Spotted by Marvo at Target.)

Bottled Kool-Aid

Oh yeah! No more accidentally inhaling Kool-Aid clouds that form after dumping Kool-Aid powder into a pitcher. (Spotted by Dubba at Walmart.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

REVIEW: Nabisco Limited Edition Cookie Dough Oreo Cookies

Nabisco Limited Edition Cookie Dough Oreo Cookies

It’s safer to lick the creme of these Limited Edition Cookie Dough Oreo Cookies than a wooden spoon covered in chocolate chip cookie dough, because, you know, E. coli, salmonella, and splinters.

Although, after eating these new Oreo cookies, you’ll probably wish you had a spoon coated in raw cookie dough and a phone with 9-1-1 already dialed and your finger above the send button instead because these Oreo cookies have a flavor that no blindfolded person would describe as “cookie dough.”

During an episode of The Nosh Show, I wondered if the creme would taste similar to the cookie dough chunks in Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream. After buying a pint, digging out almost all the cookie dough, and turning it into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Vanilla Ice Cream, I discovered the creme also tastes nothing like the Ben & Jerry’s cookie dough, which has a strong chocolate flavor.

Instead, the creme filling tastes more like caramel with a slight coffee aftertaste. To be honest, it was a little off-putting at first lick, but after the initial shock, my tongue enjoyed the flavor. Maybe Nabisco was trying to capture the vanilla extract or maybe Nabisco’s food scientists didn’t taste actual cookie dough because, you know, E. coli, salmonella, and they’re scientists who know bodily fluid stains are the worst.

Nabisco Limited Edition Cookie Dough Oreo Cookies Closeup

The chocolatey chips in the creme couldn’t cut through the caramel flavor, because, with most of the cookies I ate, there weren’t many of them. To be honest, I think they were included just for looks so that the creme could look cookie dough-ish. They don’t add flavor or a chocolate chip-like texture. All the chocolate flavor comes from the crunchy chocolate wafers, which do a wonderful job of cutting through the sweet, tan-colored creme’s flavor.

It’s disappointing the chocolatey chips didn’t add flavor or a different texture because I’m all for Oreo cookies with a little something in the creme. One of my favorite Oreo flavors is the Limited Edition Candy Cane Oreo which has crunchy candy bits. They enhance the flavor of the peppermint-flavored filling and give the entire cookie a distinct crunchy texture beyond what the chocolate wafers provide.

While I think they taste more like a caramel Oreo and the chocolatey chips didn’t really add anything, Limited Edition Cookie Dough Oreo Cookies make my taste buds happy. So if you happen to see them, I say pick them up. And if you miss the opportunity to try them, do not cut up a log of refrigerated chocolate chip cookie dough and place the slices between two Oreo chocolate wafers.

Note: I received a free sample of these cookies from Nabisco for this review.

(Nutrition Facts – 2 cookies – 140 calories, 60 calories from fat, 6 grams of fat, 2 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 100 milligrams of sodium, 45 milligrams of potassium, 21 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of fiber, 13 grams of sugar, and less than 1 gram of protein.)

Item: Nabisco Limited Edition Cookie Dough Oreo Cookies
Purchased Price: FREE
Size: 12.2 oz.
Purchased at: Received from Nabisco
Rating: 7 out of 10
Pros: Makes my taste buds happy. Creme has a sweet caramel flavor with a coffee aftertaste. Crunchy chocolate wafers work well with the sweet creme. Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream.
Cons: Tastes more like caramel or coffee. Doesn’t even taste like the cookie dough chunks in Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream. Chocolatey chips don’t add flavor or a different texture to the cookies. E. coli and salmonella. Scooping out all the mix-ins in a pint of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream and leaving just the ice cream base for others.

FAST FOOD FIVE – 1/25/2014

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Here are five recent fast food news bites:

Do you know what this is missing? It needs tacos inside of it so it can have the tongue twisting name, Quesaritoco. (via Grub Grade)

CHEEEEEEEEESE!!! (via Brand Eating)

It’s still not cheeseburgers in pizza crust, but I guess this pizza will have to suffice. (via Grub Grade)

Look, McDonald’s U.S.A. I know you’re losing money and franchisees aren’t happy with all the limited time offers which make for stressful kitchens, but could you please come out with stuff like this. (via Foodbeast)

Taco Bell Loaded Grillers have been out for a while, and have new varieties, but I’m still surprised Taco Bell didn’t go with a name like Loaded Grillitos. Because, you know, Taco Bell. (via Brand Eating)

INTERNATIONAL SPOTTED ON SHELVES – Calbee Kentucky Fried Chicken KFC Colonel Crispy Potato Chips

Calbee KFC Potato Chips

Not to be confused with these Calbee/KFC potato chips, this new variety has the flavor of the colonel’s secret recipe with a hint of soy sauce and garlic.

If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

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