Sexy Hair Concepts Hard Up Hair Gel

Written by | October 26, 2004

Topics: Personal

Hard Up Hair Gel

Why is it that blue colored products are great at making things hard?

First it was Viagra and now it’s Sexy Hair Concepts Hard Up hair gel.

Over the years, I’ve tried so many products to get my hair up, but nothing worked. Some products made it stiff for a little while, but within an hour, it was limp.

It was embarrassing. How could I be confident around women when I knew my hair was going to get flaccid?

My stylist understood what I was going though and she did everything in her power to help me out. She tried various things. One product worked well, but when it dried out, it flaked, making me look like I had a really bad case of dandruff. Although most of the products made my hair hard, none of the products she tried gave me the lengthy stiffness that I wanted.

So how long did I want this stiffness to last? I wanted it to last the whole day, because you never know when I might meet the woman of my dreams.

This went on for over a year and throughout that year I remained girlfriend-less, embarrassed by my limp body part.

However, during another appointment, my stylist introduced me to the greatest product ever, Sexy Hair Concepts Hard Up hair gel. She put it on me and I could feel my hair getting hard, then it got harder and harder. I was so excited.

Then my stylist said to touch her hands.

When I touched them, they were really sticky. I never used a product that could get hands so sticky, but that stickiness was probably why it made my hair rock hard.

I had found hair gel nirvana and I had a big smile on my face. Finally, I didn’t have to worry about my hair looking limp around women.

Although Hard Up hair gel is a great product, it’s really expensive.

The 4.2-ounce tube will cost about $10, the 8.5-ounce pump can be bought for around $16, and the 16.9-ounce pump (pictured above) costs around $30. So like peanut butter, toilet paper, blank CDs, and ketchup, I recommend you buy it in bulk.

Item: Sexy Hair Concepts Hard Up Hair Gel
Purchase Price: $30.00 (16.9 ounces)
Rating: 5 out of 5
Pros: Makes things really hard. The best hair gel EVER. No flaking. Dries fast.
Cons: Expensive, but worth it. Not good for those who don’t like sticky messes.

16 Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. Busy Mom says:

    Why does the movie, “There’s Something About Mary” come to mind right now?

  2. Jenny says:

    OMG! Ahahahahaha! it’s so sticky! And hard!

  3. Aymie says:

    ::falling off my chair laughing:: I LOVE this blog. Its hilarious and yet informative all jam-packed into a little chewy nugget.

  4. mellowyellow says:

    Just passin’ via blogexplosion

  5. Mrs. Wang says:

    Seems like a good investment…where do I buy it from?

  6. Angie says:

    Love, Love, Love this product!

    Mix it with a tad of water and it goes farther, works just as well and cuts down on the stickiness too~

  7. marvo says:

    Busy Mom – It’s better than “There’s Something About Mary”

    Jenny – OMG is right!

    Aymie – Thanks for the love. Never thought of us as a little chewy nugget. More like a tiny little blue pill that gets people excited.

    Mrs. Wang – It is. You can get the stuff at beauty salons.

    Angie – Mix with water? Why didn’t I think of that? Too bad the gel doesn’t come in gallon jugs, then I could make it last much longer.

  8. Virginia says:

    Hmmm…blue is supposed to be the color that is the most appealing to middle-aged middle-American men. I don’t know why that would be the target demographic for a cool hair gel, though.

  9. Tom says:

    Lol that was great. I will have to try it sometime.

  10. Rob says:

    Great review! I’ve been having the same hair product dilemmas myself. Nothing is ever …er… stiff enough. I will definitely try it out.

  11. amy says:

    your site is too cool for words.

  12. marvo says:

    Amy – Thank you. We always strive to be cool to make up for our awkward high school years.

  13. Rye says:

    i can’t believe we use the same product to get ourselves hard.

  14. Megan says:

    I would venture to say this is the best review yet. Too funny. Unfortunately, I enjoy my hair staying soft but I’ll keep this product in mind if my hubby ever wants spikey hard hair. And as for the expense, I’ve learned that with hair products, you get what you pay for.

  15. marvo says:

    Megan – Nope, we disagree. We think this one is the best review we did.

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