Archive | November, 2004

KMS Hair Stay Styling Gel

30 November 2004

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Sorry there wasn’t a review yesterday. I thought it was going to be easy getting over the bright lights, booze, buffets, brisk weather, booze, Blue Man Group, boobs, and booze of Las Vegas. It took a day to recover, but now I’m back to normal. Anyway, every year my hair stylist gives me a [...]

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Vegas Baby!!!

22 November 2004

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The Impulsive Buy will be on hiatus this week, while we gamble away the rest of the Impulsive Buy’s yearly budget in Las Vegas. Internet access will be limited or nonexistent, but alcohol consumption won’t be. If we win a jackpot, we may review something like the new iMac. If we lose the shirts [...]

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Bic Grip 4×4 Permanent Marker

19 November 2004

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(Editor’s Note: We decided to start a new feature here at The Impulsive Buy that we’re calling Guest Reviews, where we have other bloggers write reviews, because sometimes we’re REALLY lazy to do our own. We’ll try to do this once a month, so if you’re interested in writing a review send us [...]

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Melon Creamy Soda

18 November 2004

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I was going to do this review in Japanese with an English translation, but I realized I earned four C’s and a D in the five semesters of Japanese I took in college and all I remember is how to count to ten. Ichi, ni, san, shi, go, roku…DAMMIT!!! SON OF A BI…I can’t even [...]

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Mountain Dew LiveWire

17 November 2004

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Mountain Dew LiveWire. Originally released last summer. Re-released this summer. It’s not summer anymore, but they still sell it. Will probably be re-re-released next summer. I like it. I usually call it Mountain Dew orange. After drinking a Mountain Dew, I feel so xtreme. I want to [...]

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Taco Bell Zesty Chicken Border Bowl

16 November 2004

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Sometimes I buy a product to please the Television Advertising Gods in hopes that they stop playing the DAMN annoying commercial that promotes the product. This was the case with the new Taco Bell Zesty Chicken Border Bowl. The commercial goes something like this: Some guy and his cute girlfriend come up to the register. [...]

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Jell-O Oreo Instant Pudding

15 November 2004

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I really like pudding, but I’m not sure why. It could be because pudding is really good. Or because pudding is fun and quick to make. Or because pudding is something I enjoy licking off of a woman’s body. I don’t know. What I do know is that the Jell-O Oreo Instant Pudding I [...]

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The Incredibles Cereal

12 November 2004

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SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Don’t ANY of you tell me anything about The Incredibles movie. I didn’t see it yet. I haven’t read any of the reviews. I don’t know how well it’s done at the box office. All I’ve seen is the movie trailer. So don’t say anything. Lalalalala. [...]

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SpongeBob SquarePants Cereal

12 November 2004

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I’ve always been a sucker for cereals with marshmallows. Whether it’s Lucky Charms or Count Chocula, I’ve enjoyed sinking my teeth into those crunchy freeze-dried marshmallows. There’s something about them that makes the cereal better. Oh, I know. They add more sugar. Being a connoisseur of fine breakfast cereals with marshmallows, I had to [...]

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Happy Day Off!!!

11 November 2004

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We’re sorry, we’ve decided to take the day off. Yes, we’ve noticed that this is the second straight week we haven’t had a review on Thursday, but it’s not like we’re planning this. Okay, this week we planned it. But last week, we didn’t plan for our hard drive to crash. However, we’re going to [...]

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