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Jiffy Pop Stove Top Butter Popcorn
Here at The Impulsive Buy we try to find the latest products to review, but reader Taikog suggested we go old school once in awhile. Following his suggestion, we thought about doing a review on Brylcreem, but decided to review the Jiffy Pop Stove Top Butter Popcorn instead, because it looked less oily. The instructions [...]
Continue reading...Burger King Enormous Omelet Sandwich
30 March 2005
Ever since I heard about the Hardee’s Monster Thickburger, I’ve been bitter about not having the opportunity to try one, since there aren’t any Hardee’s here on this rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. That bitterness slightly faded on Monday, after I read a story about the new Burger King Enormous Omelet [...]
Continue reading...Axe Touch Shower Gel
29 March 2005
If anyone needs help with the ladies, it’s me. When the best compliment I’ve received about my looks is, “You have nice ears lobes,” I know I’m gonna need a little extra help attracting women. So I turned to a product that claims women will be all over me if I use it, [...]
Continue reading...Hershey’s Reese’s Cookies
28 March 2005
The other week, Impulsive Buy reader Emily sent me an email asking if I could review the new Reese’s Cookies. I instantly agreed because she claimed they were so good that they would give me an orgasm (1), and I am not one to miss out on an orgasm (2). Although, after thinking about it, [...]
Continue reading...Yoplait Strawberry-Banana Healthy Heart Yogurt
25 March 2005
I was going to see how helpful the new Yoplait Strawberry-Banana Healthy Heart yogurt was with lowering my cholesterol and making my heart healthy, but there’s no way one container of yogurt could significantly help lower my cholesterol and…HOLY CRAP, have you seen the needle they use to suck the blood out of you for [...]
Continue reading...iPod Shuffle
24 March 2005
FEMALE FRIEND: It’s soooo small. MARVO: It’s not THAT small. Besides, it’s pretty powerful and it can go for a long time. FEMALE FRIEND: How long can it go? MARVO: I got it to last for over twelve hours. FEMALE FRIEND: Twelve hours straight? MARVO: Yeah. FEMALE FRIEND: That’s a lot of Doggystyle, [...]
Continue reading...Drive-Thru Records & PureVolume.com Compilation
23 March 2005
I always get a tingling sensation when I buy a compilation CD that consists of bands that I’ve never heard of. It gets me excited because I like to think of it as playing musical Russian Roulette, just spin the CD and hope none of the bands give me a headache. Of course, it’s very [...]
Continue reading...Kellogg’s Tiger Power
22 March 2005
Tony the Tiger, why have you turned into such a pussy…cat? Have you sold out? Have you been pressured by consumer groups who think your cereals are fattening children? Is someone trying to blackmail you with a sex tape of you with a hippopotamus? Or are they blackmailing you with a secret, like [...]
Continue reading...Pringles Prints: Daytona 500
21 March 2005
(Editor’s Note: Congratulations to Jim from Snooze Button Dreams for winning this month’s prize drawing for a $15 iTunes Gift Card. Thank you to all of you who participated. If you didn’t win this time, maybe you’ll have better luck with April’s prize drawing. However, I have to tell you that [...]
Continue reading...Saint Patrick’s Day
17 March 2005
Saint Patrick’s Day is one of those “not-really-a-holiday” holidays. It’s like Flag Day. You don’t get the day off, the malls are open, the mail is delivered, and street parking isn’t free. It’s like, um, a normal Monday…thru Friday. Although, if you get smashed enough on Saint Patrick’s Day, you can call in [...]
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