Chest Waxing

(Editor’s Note: The above video is a little over nine minutes long. Enjoy my pain.) I am sure many of you women out there do not think we men can handle pain. You may think that all men are a bunch of pussies, who cannot handle paper cuts or pushing a baby [...]

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Pringles Extreme Screamin’ Dill Pickle

Sometimes I feel like I’m stuck in an M.C. Escher painting, running through endless corridors of waterfalls and weird shit only to end up in the same place. This might be because I browse the shopping aisles after taking a tab of acid, but it’s more likely that I’m just running into the same lazy [...]

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Bath & Body Works Men’s Cool Spring Shower Gel

The scent of the Bath & Body Works Men’s Cool Spring Shower Gel takes me back to the mid-1990s because it smells very similar to my cologne of choice back in those days — Davidoff’s Cool Water, or as I called it, “Liquid Sexy.” For me, the mid-1990s was a time of freedom, during which [...]

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[Updated] Um…So apparently all comments have been deleted.

…and I can’t leave comments. WTF! Update: Uh, nevermind. I just had to repair my SQL database. All is good in the world.

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Cherry Chocolate Diet Dr. Pepper

Like a young woman who does not understand why she got so excited while watching Brooke Shields in the movie “Blue Lagoon,” I am confused about my feelings towards the Cherry Chocolate Diet Dr. Pepper. Half of me thinks that this unusual tasting soda is good, but the other half of me thinks that [...]

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Sanrio Hello Kitty PEZ Dispensers

I approached the checkout line at Target with caution. As a painfully neurotic and self-conscious person, I can get pretty freaked out about my shopping choices. 
“Sir? I can help you over here,” a pleasant voice said, coming from the express line. Damn it, stuck with the young, cute cashier again. Always the least attentive and most [...]

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Cafe Latte Slurpuccino

Consider the Slurpuccino the closest thing Slurpologists at 7-Eleven could come up with that might be considered an adult Slurpee without adding alcohol. By its name you can figure out that this here Slurpee has a coffee flavor to it, much like the sweat that comes out of pores of Britney Spears’ cigarette and [...]

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Waxing Teaser

Some of you might be wondering how my chest waxing went this weekend. Here’s 12 seconds of pain for you. The review will be coming in the near future.

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Go Girl Glo Energy Drink

Excuse me, women of the world. Come a little closer. Don’t worry, I’m not going to come on to you and use any of my panty-dropping pick up lines. I just want to talk and have a stimulating conversation with you while we have a non-romantic candlelight dinner that starts off with oysters as [...]

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