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NEWS: One of Kashi’s Latest Veggie Pizzas Fails To Keep It Real
Some of the things I think about when it comes to delicious pizza are how unhealthy they are, how greasy they are and what my face looked like when I was 13 years old, but health nutty companies like Kashi and Amy’s are making pizzas a little bit healthier by not topping theirs with meat [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Addition of New Tropical Smoothie Causes Jack in the Box Menu Board To Be Even More Crowded
30 April 2009
This week, Jack in the Box introduced their new Tropical Smoothie. It joins the Mango, Strawberry Banana and Pomegranate Berry Smoothies on the clusterfuck known as the Jack in the Box menu board. The Tropical Smoothie is a blend of Minute Maid mango and banana fruit juices and purees mixed with nonfat frozen yogurt. [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Wawa Soft Pretzel
29 April 2009
When I was just a mere reader of this intellectual review site, I would always scream, jump up and down and hit my computer like a wild spider monkey at the zoo that children flick pieces of popcorn at. I bet you’re wondering why on Earth I would do this. Well, it’s because I would [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: New DASANI essence Only Gets to First Base With All-Natural Fruit Flavor
28 April 2009
Like a Jonas brother wearing a purity ring, the new DASANI essence bottled water doesn’t go all the way. It only has a touch of fruit flavor and it accomplishes this without sweeteners, preservatives or calories. It’s the equivalent of just making out in the back seat of a Trans Am. The [...]
Continue reading...ANNOUNCEMENT: New Writer Ends The Sausagefest at The Impulsive Buy
28 April 2009
The glass ceiling has been broken, and I was the one who whipped out her .357 Magnum Lara Croft-style and shattered that sucker into a million pieces. Actually, it’s not that badass, but I will be the first writer sans schlong here at The Impulsive Buy. And yes, I used the words sans and schlong [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Krispy Kreme Minis Makes Doughnut Dining a Little Lighter
27 April 2009
This week, Krispy Kreme introduced a line of mini doughnuts that have all the sweet, addictive goodness of their regular doughnuts, but at half the size. The mini doughnuts come in three varieties: original glazed, chocolate glazed and chocolate glazed with sprinkles. Why did you have to do this Krispy Kreme? It’s so hard [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Cinnamon Chex Cereal
27 April 2009
Cinnamon Chex Cereal is the perfect foundation for something you might find on the blog This Is Why You’re Fat. Now you might be thinking how something wholesome, full of whole grains and provides 12 essential vitamins and minerals can turn into a gut-busting, diet-ruining and nauseating pile of hedonism that you wouldn’t even [...]
Continue reading...THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 4/25/2009
25 April 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. When I think of animals and energy, I think of fast animals, like leopards, eagles and stallions. I don’t think of emus. But thanks to Wikipedia, I was surprised to find out [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Colgate Cinnamint Wisp
24 April 2009
Call me an old man who wants those darn kids to get off of my lawn and to stop skateboarding on the sidewalk, but I don’t understand this newfangled Colgate Cinnamint Wisp thingamajig, which is a mini one-time use toothbrush that doesn’t need water or rinsing. It seems like it has created its own [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Arizona All City NRG Brings Back Disturbing Memories of Airbrushed Overalls
23 April 2009
No matter how cool the limited edition subway series cans that contain the Arizona All City NRG look, I can’t help but feel some trepidation about them. Not only do they bring back the upsetting memories I have of airbrushed clothing, they also make me feel like I’m in the wrong part of [...]
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30 April 2009
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