REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road

Ben & Jerry’s latest creation, Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road, honors Sir Elton John’s first-ever Vermont appearance in 2008. If Elton John wanted to honor the ice cream that honors him in lyrical form, I believe it might go something like this:

Goodbye skinny jeans
Though I never really used you at all
You had the strength to hold yourself
While my gut pushed out like a wall
It oozed out from over the top
and it looked like you were baking bread.
I really need to run on a treadmill
Because I have 20 pounds I need to shed.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like plastic bag in the wind
Never knowing what to cling to
When my fat ass came in
And I would have liked to have used you
But I was just too big
Your stitches tore out long before
Your buttons ever did.

Now if Ben & Jerry wanted to honor themselves for honoring Elton John for honoring the Ben & Jerry’s ice cream that honors Elton John in song form, I believe it would go like this:

Hey kids, mixing ingredients together
The freezer freezing something
that’s been known to change the weather.
We’ll milk the fatted calf tonight
so stick around.
You’re gonna taste creamy goodness
that will make you round.

Say, Cherry and Garcia, have you seen them with dairy.
Ooh, but they’re so spaced out, B-b-b-bennie and the Jerry’s.
Oh, but they’re weird and they’re wonderful.
Oh Bennie, he’s really all right.
He’s got plastic spoons, hippie tunes.
You know I read it on their website. Oh ho.
B-b-b-bennie and the Jerry’s

Now if I wanted to honor Ben & Jerry for their limited edition Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road ice cream that honors Elton John, I would say that it’s a pretty good ice cream that would make Sir Elton John happy, or gay, if you will. And why wouldn’t it? Because it consists of a hodgepodge of ingredients that would make most people giddy. It has chocolate ice cream, peanut butter cookie dough, brickle candy pieces and white chocolatey chunks.

The chocolate ice cream had the typical Ben & Jerry’s creaminess to it; the peanut butter cookie dough added a slight nuttiness; the brickle gave it a nice crunch and caramel flavor; and the white chocolatey chunks added…um…actually, I didn’t think they added anything, but they were big chunks and there were lots of them. Each spoonful had at least one of the added ingredients.

Of course, like most premium ice creams, the Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road is extremely high in saturated fat, providing 50% of your daily recommended intake of saturated fat in a half cup serving. But I ate an entire pint within a week and…

Don’t you know I’m still standing better than I ever did.
Eating an entire pint of ice cream, eating it like a little kid.
I’m still standing after all the grinds.
Picking up my body even with all the fat you caused on my hind.

I’m still standing. Yeah yeah yeah.
I’m still standing. Yeah yeah yeah.

(Nutrition Facts – 1/2 cup – 280 calories, 15 grams of fat, 10 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 35 milligrams of cholesterol, 95 milligrams of sodium, 34 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of dietary fiber, 26 grams of sugar, 4 grams of protein, 10% vitamin A, 10% calcium and 8% iron.)

(Note: If you don’t know which Elton John songs I referenced in this review, the first one was “Candle in the Wind,” followed by “Bennie and the Jets,” and ending with “I’m Still Standing.” On Second Scoop also reviewed it, but didn’t like it as much and didn’t reference any Elton John songs.)

Item: Ben & Jerry’s Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road
Price: $5.39
Size: One pint
Purchased at: Safeway
Rating: 7 out of 10
Pros: Pretty good. Chocolate ice cream was creamy. Peanut butter cookie dough added a slight nuttiness. Brickle add crunch and caramel flavor. Each spoonful had at least one of the added ingredients. Big white chocolate chunks. Elton John.
Cons: Big white chocolate chucks were bland. High in saturated fat. Limited batch. Eating an entire pint in a day. Butchering Elton John songs to match the theme of this review.

15 thoughts on “REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road

  1. “….it consists of a hodgepodge of ingredients that would make most people giddy.” – So true…I get giddy just thinking about it. What would be your ultimate combination if you could throw anything together (which I guess you can at ColdStone on Ben & Jerry’s website.)?

  2. @Bear if I could make my own flavor? Hmm I’d make 2 flavors.
    1) Mint ice cream with a fudge ripple (I like the fudge that is in hot fudge on fudge fudge), dark chocolate and white chips, and finally Oreos! Mmmmm.
    The second would be vanilla ice cream with a fudge ripple again and a pb ripple with dark chocolate Reeses pb cups!
    Might as well sign my death warrant as I go into a hypoglycemic coma (ice cream and pizza my two junk foods I can’t resist)

  3. apparently I need to take my reviewing up a notch! I haven’t written a good song parody since my tribute to Pearl Jam’s “Jeremy”

    Andy slept through
    classsssss todayyyy ayyyyyy

    sorry, that has nothing to do with anything

  4. I hate raw cookie dough in any ice cream
    however I do like butter brickel pieces
    in my ice cream. I can eat 2 pints of ben and jerrrys on a friday and sat night. So I play it smart and eat fresh ny strawberrys instead. When I was in vermont I went on the ben and jerrys tour BORING BORING no free samples they charge for them

    THAT IS ALL

  5. Woop Woop love the Unilever product reviews. Damn shame we don’t get this flavour in the UK as it sounds divine! Check out the Sat Fat thought! Blimey!

    Jim

  6. Your Elton John parodies are better than Weird Al could ever do. I mean, “Yabba Dabba Do Now?” for RHCP’s “Give it Away Now”? Like, that’s just being damn lazy if you ask me.

  7. @Bear Silber: I’m a simple man with simple tastes. I would just want vanilla ice cream chocolate chip cookie dough and crushed Oreos.

    @slurm: If it helps, I don’t think it’s real white chocolate since they labeled it as “chocolatey chunks.”

    @Dubba: Nah, you’re reviews are cool!

    @Neil the hammer: Charging for samples? They might as well stab you with a spoon.

    @Jim: Yeah! USA! USA! USA! Just kidding. 🙂

    @Stella: No, it’s not wrong to love me. It is wrong to stalk me.

    @Teresa: I’m kind of fast fooded out. I don’t know if I could handle another fast food sandwich this month.

    @Kayla: Weird Al will always be the master. I would polish his shoes, which probably don’t need polishing since they’re Chuck All-Stars.

    @Chuck: Or a pink feathery one.

  8. That’s the thing I just can’t get past with Ben & Jerry’s Icecream…it’s just totally sugar overload. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t need the entire candy store fucking up my icecream. Simple! Keep it simple!

    Love, Gimmeyummy

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