NEWS: Zombie Jerky May Be Green But It Still Looks More Edible Than A Slim Jim

Written by | February 3, 2011

Topics: Beef Jerky

How to Survive a Zombie Attack, by Acey Duecy

Harcos Laboratories, the same company that brought us Zombie Blood Energy Potion and Blood Energy Potion, recently released their first chewable product — Zombie Jerky.

Sadly, it’s also their first non-caffeinated product.

The slimy green beef jerky (yes, slimy green) comes in an orange biohazard bag and is teriyaki flavored. Hmm…teriyaki flavored? I always imagined zombie flesh would taste like roadkill marinated in radioactive sludge with a hint of maggots.

A serving of Zombie Jerky contains only one gram of fat and 13 grams of protein. It’s currently available via the Harcos Labs website and a 1.25 ounce bag retails for $4.99.

Source: Harcos Labs Blog

Click here to buy some Harcos Labs Zombie Jerky

9 Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. Chuck says:

    You’d think zombie flesh might be more spicy.

  2. edjunkie says:

    I have a pack of it here on my desk. I’m afraid to eat it

  3. Dan Whalen says:

    um try “may be” not “maybe” dude

  4. Kelley says:

    I’m going to stock my zombie apocalypse emergency bunker with nothing but Zombie Jerky in an act of irony nobody will be alive to appreciate.

    Also, quit ragging on Slim Jims, they’re awesome.

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