REVIEW: Red Bull Editions (Red, Silver, and Blue)

Red Bull Editions

Call me old fashioned but if I need energy, I’ll drink a cup of hot coffee, snort some cocaine, or maybe do some meth like my grandpappy did in those sepia toned garage years.

The point is I’m not a fan of energy drinks because they’re either loaded with way too much sugar or taste like I’m guzzling Keebler elves piss. I also don’t like Red Bull because I once threw up from imbibing too many Red Bull & Vodkas back when they were chic and before frat boys made it their go-to cocktail. The strange “tang-taste” Red Bull has still makes me dry heave.

When I’m too lazy to make an espresso, I’ll head over to a convenience store and pick up one of those Starbucks Doubleshot Espresso drinks which come in tiny cans that make me feel sophisticated as I hold my tattered copy of Sylvia Plath that I never read. I don’t mind heading over to a convenience store because there’s something soothing about the glass doors and dim lighting of the refrigerated beverage shelves. While being comforted by the beverage shelves during a recent visit to 7-Eleven, I noticed new Red Bull flavors.

Red Bull Red (cranberry), Red Bull Silver (lime), and Red Bull Blue (blueberry) all come in the famous Red Bull skinny can, but with new graphics. I was intrigued. The other energy drink companies are introducing new flavors, why not Red Bull? I later found out they’re being sold exclusively at 7-Eleven until their national rollout March 2013.

The cashier gave me a sullen look as she rang up the buffalo chicken roller and Red Bulls. “It’s for a review!” I protested, but she just rolled her eyes and gave me my change. I don’t need to justify my purchases to her but I think I would give me the same look too. Oh well…

I was a bit cautious when I got home to try my new drinks because I knew if that familiar tangy flavor was prevalent, I was done and couldn’t review it. I pulled the tab. Is there no sound satisfying as the “pfffftttssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss” when you open a can? Not even the crackle of frying bacon or the screaming of a lobster when you dunk it into a hot bubbling pot can compare.

Red Bull Red Edition

Red Bull Red Edition

Red Bull Red tasted of cranberry juice with hints of an almost citrus nature. The infamous gag-reflex aftertaste Red Bull has was still present but pleasantly faint. The cranberry flavor was very forward. It had a great sweet and tart balance, like most good cranberry juices. I certainly enjoyed this one.

It won’t replace my cranberry juice in the morning or when I make a Cape Cod as I wear white cotton pants (similar to what Michael McDonald wears in music videos) sauntering on the hot sand. This was a surprise and very approachable for an energy drink that doesn’t taste like one. Plus, the name sounds like a twist on The Shining’s “REDRUM!!! REDRUM!!!”

Red Bull Silver Edition

Red Bull Silver Edition

This is the Red Bull that will probably garner the least amount of regular consumers. It tasted similar to Coca-Cola’s Italian offering, Beverly. I’m a big fan of the drink and before anyone scoffs, I’ll remind you that I also drink a healthy amount of Campari. Bitterness is a flavor, and an emotion, I savor intensely.

Red Bull Silver Edition immediately tasted like tonic water but then takes a sharp left into bitterness. I also enjoyed the faint lime flavor but wished there was a more pronounced citrus punch. You’d get more of a citrusy zing if you drank a citrus Alka-Seltzer or ate a dirty lemon wedge from the waiter’s stand.

I love bitter drinks but like the action movie Mortal Kombat, the public still isn’t jaded enough to appreciate it. It’s the boldest one of the three and I have to applaud Red Bull for it. I will hoard as many as possible before the execs realize they created a drink only 0.0003 percent of consumers will enjoy.

Red Bull Blue Edition

Red Bull Blue Edition

Blueberries are a strange flavor, like grape, because most blueberry and grape products don’t taste like their respective fruit. To be honest, I like the “candy” blueberry flavor better than actual blueberries, and Red Bull Blue Edition delivers it with a punch to the crotch and fisticuffs to your nagging granny as you lie there watching in pain.

The blueberry flavor is rich and not very sweet which is awesome. Also, like the other two, it’s bereft of that strong unpleasant tang. This one is, by far, my favorite of the three.

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I doubt anyone eats anything while they drink Red Bull but if you do, don’t (and that includes any food that calls itself “rollers”). The flavors are strong in a good way but like your pushy neighbor, it’s going to try to takeover and ruin everyone’s time. Also, I don’t know if I got an energy boost from them, since I didn’t feel any different. In fact, the only arduous thing I wanted to do was play some Borderlands 2 and eat some saltines.

These new Red Bull Edition offerings have changed my mind about Red Bull and I do hope all three survive, and not get discontinued like Red Bull Cola. Do yourself a favor, hunt for them. They’re well worth trying. Kudos to an energy drink that does not rely on its usual bags of tricks like overly syrupy flavors that cave your head in to let you know, “Hey, I’m a damn BLUEBERRY Potsie! RAAAAHHHHGHHHHAHHH!!!”

(Nutrition Facts – 110 calories, 0 grams of fat, 100 milligrams of sodium, 28 grams of carbohydrates, 27 grams of sugars, and less than 1 gram of protein.)

Other Red Bull Editions reviews:
Foodette Reviews
ED Junkie: Red and Blue
Thirsty Dudes: Red, Silver, and Blue

Item: Red Bull Editions (Red, Silver, and Blue)
Purchased Price: $2.99 each
Size: 8.4 ounces each
Purchased at: 7-Eleven
Rating: 8 out of 10 (Red)
Rating: 7 out of 10 (Silver)
Rating: 9 out of 10 (Blue)
Pros: No Red Bull energy excruciating tang taste. The scene when Liu Kang meets his brother’s ghost with the song from Orbital playing…still brings me to tears. Cranberry tasted like cranberry juice. Not so sweet. Blueberry is present and plays nice. Michael McDonald.
Cons: The lime could be stronger. When the person at 7-Eleven dismisses you. These are limited right now. Energy levels are questionable. Mortal Kombat’s movie sequel. Chicken Rollers.

12 thoughts on “REVIEW: Red Bull Editions (Red, Silver, and Blue)

  1. Interesting that the Silver reminds you of Beverly. I know Matt loves it at Epcot, so I’ll have to see if our Sev has it to surprise him with it. Thanks for the review!

  2. Totally agree with Jeff. I tried all three shortly after they were released here in SoCal. The blueberry was far and above the best of the three. The silver was mixer material at best, and the red left me wretching.

  3. Loved the blue, liked the red, did not care much for the silver. The blueberry flavor resembled IHOP blueberry syrup with subtle red bull undertones. Monster’s Cuba Lima is a far superior lime-centric energy drink to the silver can, I thought it had a tinny bite to it, like it already had clear liquor in it. I really just want them to be in the cooler instead of the dumb can shaped roller that’s rarely plugged in at DC area 7-Eleven stores…

  4. RED Rules…Blue is a close 2nd, Sliver is nothing special. As a along time RedBull drinker, I love these drinks. The cranberry is delicious and has become my new faverite. I also really like the Blueberry flavor. Can’t wait for those to become widely available (ie Sams Club)!

  5. i cant wait to try the blue cuz i love blueberries so im hoping the blue redbull meets my standards great reviews big buy

  6. Was really looking forward to the white after reading your review. Greatly disappointed… The blue was a letdown as well, but not horrible. The red was by far the best, but starts to taste funky when its not ice cold.

  7. I just want to say that I tried Blueberry “The Blue Edition” last week for the first time & since then, it has been the only beverage I have drank! I am totally obsessed! My husband is not too thrilled because of the price…..However, I believe its worth every penny!!
    I do have to say though that when Red Bull first came out & I found out that it has Bull Piss “Taurine” in the ingredients, I immediately stopped drinking & haven’t had it since. But after trying “The Blue Edition”, I will drink all the bull piss in the world because this drink is Fabulous! In fact, just before I wrote this comment, I went & visited my local 7/11 & bought exactly 30 cans of Blueberry. My sweet 7/11 guy asked me if I was crazy…lol…I said of course I am! Crazy over this Blueberry & crazy enough to hear an earful from my hubby just to have it when I want it :-D
    THANK YOU RED BULL FOR YOUR GREATEST INVENTION YET!
    Yours Truly, Lauren

  8. Red tastes exactly like Lotsa Fizz candy!!!
    ITS AWESOME!!!! its ashame they discontinued the candy…but at least i can still get the taste from the Red Edition!!!

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