June Prize Drawing!!!

Holy crap! It’s that time of the month again!

It’s time for this month’s prize drawing, which is when The Impulsive Buy could possibly make your dreams come true, if your dream is to win a very cheap household or food product from some quasi-product review blog, which has a editor that can’t stop stroking his freshly Veet-ed legs.

Anyway, this month, three lucky Impulsive Buy readers will each receive ONE brand new bottle of Poop Water!

To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz” in it and whatever else you would like to say.

Or, if you think I’m a greedy comment whore, you can also enter by sending me an email with the phrase “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz” in the subject field.

If you leave a comment, you must fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.

The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, June 19, 2005. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States, US Military APOs, and Canada. (Sorry to the rest of the world.)

To determine the winners, I will write the email of each person who enters on a sheet of two-ply toilet paper and then…Um…

Nope, can’t do that, too sloppy.

Um…Can’t do that either, too smelly.

Oh well, I’ll figure it out later. All I know is that determining the winner will involve my toilet, and maybe a plunger.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about how you’re entitled to someone’s money in a foreign country you’ve never heard of. The Impulsive Buy also promise your mailing address will not be used to send you America Online CDs that offer you 1000 free hours. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail or the stupidity of any parents who allow their children to stay over at the Neverland Ranch.

74 thoughts to “June Prize Drawing!!!”

  1. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz!

    I hope this is truly for some of your poop water and not something that actually makes the toilet smell better. That would be false advertising ya know. 😉

  2. “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz”

    Although if that is truly the sound of Alka-seltzer, it really ought to be “plop, fizz, blurble urble hiss growl. Plop, fizz…” Ah, I really do have too much time on my hands.

  3. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.

    I can’t beleive I’m doing this. If god only grants me one contest win in life and I use it to get free poop water instead of the lottery I am going to be pissed.

  4. darlin, this one’s for you…..

    drum roll……………………………

    “plop plop, fizz fizz, doin my bizz bizz”

    curtains drop

  5. Um Marvo, my “deuces” don’t really go “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz”, they sound more like-
    *plop, PLOP, PLOP, SPLASH” *wet bathroom*
    And don’t even get me started on that other type…

  6. OMG!!! I must have poop water!!! I NEEEEED this stuff, you have no idea how badmy poop can smell sometiems!!!


    “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz”

  7. plop, plop, fizz, fizz
    oh! what a relief it is!
    if I had some Poop Water,
    my crap won’t smell like ass!


  8. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.” Give me poop water or give me death. No, really—because without poop water I might just die. You see, I drink LOTS of coffee at work. Mucho coffee—equals mucho stinky.

  9. Entries for this month’s prize drawing will no longer be accepted.

    Thanks to everyone who participated.

    The winner will be announced on Wednesday, June 22nd.

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