June Prize Drawing!!!

Holy crap! It’s that time of the month again!

It’s time for this month’s prize drawing, which is when The Impulsive Buy could possibly make your dreams come true, if your dream is to win a very cheap household or food product from some quasi-product review blog, which has a editor that can’t stop stroking his freshly Veet-ed legs.

Anyway, this month, three lucky Impulsive Buy readers will each receive ONE brand new bottle of Poop Water!

To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz” in it and whatever else you would like to say.

Or, if you think I’m a greedy comment whore, you can also enter by sending me an email with the phrase “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz” in the subject field.

If you leave a comment, you must fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.

The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, June 19, 2005. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States, US Military APOs, and Canada. (Sorry to the rest of the world.)

To determine the winners, I will write the email of each person who enters on a sheet of two-ply toilet paper and then…Um…

Nope, can’t do that, too sloppy.

Um…Can’t do that either, too smelly.

Oh well, I’ll figure it out later. All I know is that determining the winner will involve my toilet, and maybe a plunger.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about how you’re entitled to someone’s money in a foreign country you’ve never heard of. The Impulsive Buy also promise your mailing address will not be used to send you America Online CDs that offer you 1000 free hours. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail or the stupidity of any parents who allow their children to stay over at the Neverland Ranch.

74 thoughts to “June Prize Drawing!!!”

  1. does that mean you will not mail to a military apo it costs the same as maiing to the US i wanna win oh well i never win anything anyway

  2. graceless – I keep forgetting about adding the US military APOs. Yes, you are eligible.

  3. Plop, plop, fizz fizz “Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z’nourrwringmm!”–Knights who formerly said “ni”

  4. “Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is”

    Doesn’t it seem a bit weird to be posting the theme for Alka Seltzer, for a prize drawing for Poop Water?

  5. Been lurking for a while, first post, but LOVE the website! Keep up the good work! And oh yeah, “Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz”

  6. My wife said I should pleeeeeeaaaaaaaase enter. So, plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Though, if you hear fizzing directly after plopping, you’ve probably got bigger problems than just the smell.

  7. I have really smelly poops, ones that have the potential of scaring off animals, people, and many insects, one time, when taking a particularly smelly poop, a roach actually came out from behind the toilet and walked under my leg where i freaked out and tried to kill it. This sad fact has proven that even roaches cant take the smell since it tried to run out of the bathroom. “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz” would be the sound I would hear if i had some ‘Poop Water’ to save my bathroom from the horrible stench of my feces…
    Thank you sir if you would consider me for ‘Poop Water’, if it works as you said in your review, it should work much better than my assortment of cans of lysol, which dont really do anything except change the bad smell and burn my eyes when the air ventilator above me blows it back down on my face.

    Sincerely, Dan (P057)

  8. “Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz”

    Our whole family needs this very much, lol. We’re in a DESPERATE smelly situation.

  9. I’d shore like to win me some of that thar Poop Water. Consider this my entry. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, and all that jazz.


  10. plop, plop, Fizz, Fizz
    I thought something HORRIBLE was being given away until I remembered what “poop water” was.
    It seemed like more of a punishment than a prize…. haha

  11. plop plop fizz fizz?

    your poop water makes your poop alka seltzer?

    I thought it was a smell neutralizer?

    But, hey, with 3 boys and one bathroom, I need whatever help I can get.

    I’m in!


  12. Plop,

    Oh, please, please. PUHLEEEEEZE. I live with a husband and two boys. I really NEED the Pop water.

    Nay, REQUIRE it.

  13. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
    Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
    Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
    Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
    Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
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    Plop, plop, fizz, fizz

  14. Victoria – I’m going to stick it in an envelope, pay for postage, and mail it. Thanks for the compliment.

  15. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz,
    Oh what sweet smelling poop and wizz!
    Plop, plop, fizz, fizz,
    Such a helpful guy Marvo is!
    Plop, plop, fizz, fizz,
    To help eradicate smells is his biz,
    Plop, plop, fizz, fizz,
    Oh what a relieeeeeeeef it is!

  16. Plop, plop…

    Now that that is over… I was reading your fine print about my mailing address never being used for AOL 1000 hour discs. Never understood those. Let’s break it down. 24 hours in a day, right? At most, 31 days in a month, right? 24 x 31 = 744 Seven hundred forty four. After a free month, AOL starts charging you on the credit card that they ask for to verify age. You can’t even use all 1000 hours for free, and hismikeness says that is false advertising. We the faithful readers and commenters of TIB should start a class action law suit.

    Or we should just realize AOL sucks and is run by Nazi’s.

    …fizz, fizz.

  17. plop, plop, fizz, fizz
    plop plop, fizz, fizz

    That could so very easily get stuck in my head for the rest of the day…

    plop, plop, fizz, fizz…

  18. “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz”

    With no intention to sway the judging, I would just like to let it be known that I have never won anything. Ever. Heh.

  19. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz

    That being out of the way I just want to write i missed you when I was in the hospital.

  20. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz!

    I hope this is truly for some of your poop water and not something that actually makes the toilet smell better. That would be false advertising ya know. 😉

  21. “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz”

    Although if that is truly the sound of Alka-seltzer, it really ought to be “plop, fizz, blurble urble hiss growl. Plop, fizz…” Ah, I really do have too much time on my hands.

  22. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.

    I can’t beleive I’m doing this. If god only grants me one contest win in life and I use it to get free poop water instead of the lottery I am going to be pissed.

  23. darlin, this one’s for you…..

    drum roll……………………………

    “plop plop, fizz fizz, doin my bizz bizz”

    curtains drop

  24. Um Marvo, my “deuces” don’t really go “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz”, they sound more like-
    *plop, PLOP, PLOP, SPLASH” *wet bathroom*
    And don’t even get me started on that other type…

  25. Plop, plop, fizz fizz. Is poop supposed to be effervescent? DEAR GOD THE SMELL!

    Must . . . have . . . poop . . . water . . .

  26. OMG!!! I must have poop water!!! I NEEEEED this stuff, you have no idea how badmy poop can smell sometiems!!!


    “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz”

  27. plop, plop, fizz, fizz
    oh! what a relief it is!
    if I had some Poop Water,
    my crap won’t smell like ass!


  28. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.” Give me poop water or give me death. No, really—because without poop water I might just die. You see, I drink LOTS of coffee at work. Mucho coffee—equals mucho stinky.

  29. Entries for this month’s prize drawing will no longer be accepted.

    Thanks to everyone who participated.

    The winner will be announced on Wednesday, June 22nd.

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