Happy Election Day: Vote to Torture Me

With it being Election Day here in the United States, I thought it would be awesometastic if I gave you readers the opportunity to vote for something here at the Impulsive Buy. I thought about doing a product election, which would’ve allowed you readers to vote for what I review next among a selection of five or six products.

Instead, I decided to do something a little bit more interesting.

Last week, Britney Spears’ favorite “hardcore rapper”/husband/baby batter provider Kevin Federline released his not-at-all-anticipated “rap album,” Playing With Fire. Now I would hate to contribute to the Kevin Federline Needs A Razor To Shave So He Doesn’t Look Like A Punkass Fund, but sometimes sacrifices need to be made in the name quasi-product reviews.

So what you’ll be voting for this Election Day is to determine whether or not you’re going to make me suffer by making me purchase and listen to Kevin Federline’s Playing With Fire. I’m pretty sure me listening to his “rap album” is going to end up winning in a landslide vote, but I’m curious to know how many of you want me to be miserable.

Now here are the voting procedures:

If you would like me to review K-Fed’s “rap album,” just leave a comment with this post with the word “Popozao” and whatever else you would like to say.

If you have compassion and don’t want me to review Playing With Fire, just leave a comment with this post with the sentence, “When Webster’s decides to add the word ‘wigger’ to its dictionary, they will put a picture of Kevin Federline next to its definition” or whatever you want to say to prevent me from reviewing it.

Voting will start immediately and will end at 12:00 a.m. (Hawaii Standard Time) on Wednesday, November 8th.

Now go vote, because I know you want me to squirm.

I’m Marvo and I approve this message.

56 thoughts to “Happy Election Day: Vote to Torture Me”

  1. “When Webster’s decides to add the word ‘wigger’ to its dictionary, they will put a picture of Kevin Federline next to its definition”

    Please don’t do it, Marvo!

  2. PO PO PO PO Popozao, Popozao!

    It’s fire, Marvo! Do it. The guy’s already rich, supporting him wouldn’t be the end of the world.

  3. You should only review it if you can get it without someone paying for it. There’s no need to line this guy’s pockets. Download it if you can!

  4. When Webster’s decides to add the word ‘wigger’ to its dictionary, they will put a picture of Kevin Federline next to its definition

  5. When Webster’s decides to add the word ‘wigger’ to its dictionary, they will put a picture of Kevin Federline next to its definition.

    I was going to vote for you to buy it, because now that he’s losing his golden meal ticket he’s gonna be poor and he’s got 4(!) children to pay support for. But, even though I’m mean spirited, I just couldn’t do that to you, and I don’t even know you.

  6. No, Marvo, noooo!! Don’t do it. He doesn’t deserve your $16.99 or whatever the hell CDs cost nowadays (yeah, I never buy them – it’s all MP3s here, baby)….

  7. Husband not for long… Remember kids, get prenuptial contracts before marrying!

    No official endorsements from The Impulsive Buy?

  8. No good will come from anyone buying this crap. You and anyone else who does will only encourage him.

    What about that BBQ sauce? Hmmmmm?

  9. When Webster’s decides to add the word ‘wigger’ to its dictionary, they will put a picture of Kevin Federline next to its definition.

    There’s no need to punish yourself.

  10. “When Webster’s decides to add the word ‘wigger’ to its dictionary, they will put a picture of Kevin Federline next to its definition”

    Hell no. We need you sane, alive, and conscious to continue doing these great reviews. Plus, we musn’t give K-Fed’s sorry ass a dime!

  11. At first I thought, “DO IT MARVO!”
    Then I heard Britney was divorcing is wigger ass.
    Obviously she went insane from hearing that album…
    I don’t want that for Marvo!
    However, if you do decide to review it… I’ll pay for you’re therapy. 🙂

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