REVIEW: Burger King Cheesy Tots

Burger King Cheesy Tots

There are numerous Facebook pages dedicated to bringing back Crystal Pepsi. These Facebook pages probably outnumber the amount of unopened Crystal Pepsi bottles and cans in existence today. But despite all the Facebook likes and ALL CAPS pleads these pages have accumulated, Crystal Pepsi is still just a memory from the 1990s.

Another product I was surprised to find out has numerous Facebook pages dedicated to its revival was Burger King’s Cheesy Tots. However, unlike Crystal Pepsi fans, Cheesy Tots fans can celebrate with ALL CAPS Facebook posts because the starchy and cheesy menu item is back for a limited time.

To be honest, I didn’t experience the pleasure of stuffing my mouth with Cheesy Tots the first time they were around, so I’m glad my mouth has a second chance.

Burger King’s Cheesy Tots come in three sizes: small, medium, and large. I picked up the medium, which came with ten of them. (A small has eight pieces, while a large has 12.) The side dish looks like school cafeteria chicken nuggets, but within the thick, crispy, and golden brown exterior is an interior that’s basically a tater tot bleeding light orange American cheese.

Burger King Cheesy Tots Innards

Speaking of the cheese, it’s slightly chalky. Although that texture could’ve been caused by potatoes that were broken down while being deep fried. The cheese also lacked flavor. In other words, the Cheesy Tots weren’t very cheesy. They did have a nice potato flavor, similar to tater tots, but with its very mild cheesiness, I can’t say I’m impressed with them.

Burger King’s Cheesy Tots don’t come with a dipping sauce, but I wish they did. I do think they would go well with Burger King’s Zesty sauce and I also believe they would be a neat topping to add to your Whopper. However, by themselves, I don’t think they’re good enough to make me want to create Facebook page dedicated to bringing them back when they go away again.

(Nutrition Facts – Medium size – 350 calories, 150 calories from fat, 17 grams of fat, 5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 20 milligrams of cholesterol, 880 milligrams of sodium, 34 grams of carbohydrates, 5 grams of fiber, 1 gram of sugar, and 15 grams of protein.)

Item: Burger King Cheesy Tots
Purchased Price: $3.39*
Size: Medium
Purchased at: Burger King
Rating: 5 out of 10
Pros: Nice potato flavor, perhaps better than their fries. Nice crispy exterior. Burger King’s Zesty sauce. Crystal Pepsi.
Cons: Not very cheesy. Cheese was slightly chalky. They look like school cafeteria chicken nuggets. They don’t make me want to make a “Bring Back Cheesy Tots” Facebook page.

*Because I live on a rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, the price I paid might be significantly higher than what you’ll pay.

10 thoughts to “REVIEW: Burger King Cheesy Tots”

  1. They do rock dipped in zesty sauce. Hell, I forgot how good these things were until now. Might make the trip out…

  2. These are the best cheesy taters I’ve ever had. They are really tasty & cheesy. I forgot the taste of these until now. They are so good that you don’t need to add sauce. I am addicted to Cheesy Tots. Whenever I go to Burger King I get the large 12 pack. Rating: 11/10

  3. I’d take Pepsi Blue returning over Pepsi Crystal returning, thank you very much.

  4. The first pic has me salivating right now *lets tongue out like Homer’s*

    Seriously though, this better be in Canada or I’m gonna be mad. Thanks for the review!

  5. A fast food place called Pal’s located in Northeast Tennessee area has these things called “Cheddar Rounds.” They look exactly like this, and contain the same structure of hash browns and cheese. I think they’re permanent as well. Unfortunately they are only served as breakfast.

  6. good review…they are testy but i noticed it is not worth to get medium since difference is only two pieces…

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