REVIEW: Boar’s Head Apple Pie Dessert Hummus

Boar s Head Apple Pie Dessert Hummus Tub

What is Boar’s Head Apple Pie Dessert Hummus?

For some reason, and I don’t know why this happened, someone at Boar’s Head decided that apple pie and hummus belonged together. Weirdly, they were right.

How is it?

Boar s Head Apple Pie Dessert Hummus Top

This hummus does its job of mimicking apple pie a little too well. I was expecting a vague apple flavor and tons of sugary sweetness, but it’s more complex than that. The flavor actually tastes like the syrup-soaked pieces of piecrust that you get in the bottom of a dish of any halfway decent pie, also known as “the best part.” I was expecting them to go heavy on the apple, and instead they went all-in on the crust. The usual chickpea flavor of hummus was barely even discernable.

This left me in a weird kind of dessert purgatory, because even though the flavor evoked pie, the grainy hummus texture did not. My mouth kept looking for the tactile feeling of a crisp and buttery pie shell, and obviously I didn’t get it. After polishing off a full serving of the hummus, I was ready to run out to the store and buy myself a real apple pie…which I could then cover in this apple pie hummus, forming a kind of pie-ception. Yeah, that’s definitely going to happen.

Boar s Head Apple Pie Dessert Hummus Cookie

I tried to mitigate the problem by adding more texture. After eating the hummus alone, I spread some of it on one of the Stella D’Oro Margherite cookies I always keep on hand. It was enjoyable, but the texture of the cookie wasn’t enough like pie to solve the problem. The prospect of trying to match the hummus with different kinds of cookies is appealing, however.

Anything else you need to know?

Boar’s Head also puts out a dark chocolate hummus, which is probably the better flavor because chocolate comes in all kinds of different textures already. I had the chocolate variety about a year ago and was impressed with just how chocolatey it was, so I really shouldn’t have been surprised at how much this hummus tasted like its namesake.

Conclusion:

If you’re curious about dessert hummus and/or are looking for some kind of sweet spread, both this and the chocolate variety are solid buys that will satisfy a sugar craving. But if you want pie – and I mean if there’s even a snowball’s chance in hell that you might ever, at some conceivable point, want an apple pie – buy the apple pie. As for me, I’m going to buy a giant Dutch apple pie tomorrow and send Boar’s Head an invoice.

Purchased Price: $5.99
Size: 8 oz
Purchased at: King Kullen
Rating: 8 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (2 Tbsp) 60 calories, 2 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 70 milligrams of sodium, 9 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fiber, 5 grams of sugar (5 grams of added sugar), and 1 gram of protein.

14 thoughts to “REVIEW: Boar’s Head Apple Pie Dessert Hummus”

  1. I just finished off a container of this! Boars Head is the best hummus I’ve eaten yet. If you haven’t tried this, don’t wait. Get it now! While you are there, pick up the chocolate dessert hummus too. Just amazing! So much restraint not to eat it all in one sitting!!

  2. Thanks for the review. I just still don’t really “get” the point of a dessert hummus and how to utilize it though… Glad that it was a pleasant experience for you (and Craig!)

    1. SAME! What do I put it on? How do I eat it (seems weird to just eat with a spoon as if it were pudding or something similar)?

    2. I think people think its healthier? Idk, still waiting for everyone to remember that hummus is still basically junk food, even if it does have fiber and vitamins.

  3. I’m so excited to try this,hope my store gets it soon. I LOVED the boar’s head pumpkin pie hummus. I love the dessert hummus because I use pretzels to eat them and it’s salty and sweet and not to much sugar but it tastes like I’m eating something unhealthy lol

  4. is this legit a “healthy” kind of dessert/snack? i imagined something much worse but a lot of people seem to enjoy these!

      1. Yes this is healthy. Hummus first ingredient is chickpeas and has very small ingredient list. Hummus is a very healthy snack,most don’t have any sugar. This one has 5g per 2 tablespoon which is very good for a dessert alternative or a snack especially eaten with apple slices,pretzels,or plain pita chips/bread.

          1. I mean even if you ate two servings,4tablespoons it’s 10g of sugar and it’s still healthy ingredients. You could also just eat the proper serving.

          2. Exactly! Just have one bite of pie. The nutrition facts aren’t that different!

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