REVIEW: Nestle Coffee mate Zero Sugar Twix Coffee Creamer

What is it?

It is a dream.

A big dream.

Sure, sometimes we have dreams that are terrifying and recurring, thus inciting a visit to a therapist… BUT sometimes you’ll find a good dream. The good ones? We make them come true. Need proof? Take a look above. This was a dream made real at Coffee mate headquarters. In this subtle “cardboard box” shade of brown container, Twix has been made into liquid form. What mad science is this? Let’s find out…

How is it?

Kinda disappointing.

Look, I’m impressed by the smell. It has the exact poof of sugary fragrance that happens when you open a Twix wrapper: caramel, cocoa, all with a hint of cookie in the background.

But the taste? Well, I was hoping it would taste like a melted Twix. But no. Alone, it tastes like white sugar and some weak, weak NesQuik. In coffee, it tastes like what happens when you forget about a s’more in the fire and the whole thing comes out a mangled mess and then you accidentally set off the fire alarm from the s’mores and now the fire trucks are here and you have to deal with that AND the burnt s’mores. It’s just a feeling of overwhelming disappointment.

Anything else you should know?

If you just melt a Twix in the microwave, you’ll have a much more fulfilling experience.

Conclusion:

Coffee mate really had an opportunity to bank on the Twix flavor. But it ended up tasting like cheap caramel with a dash of something brown. It was worth trying, if only to fulfill my unending sense of curiosity, but I wouldn’t go out of your way for this one. On the whole, this Twix-inspired creamer was ambitious, but not even Cookie Monster would touch this one.

Purchased Price: $3.98
Size: 32 fl oz
Purchased at: Walmart
Rating: 6 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (1 tbsp) 20 calories, 1.5 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 5 milligrams of sodium, 2 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of sugar, and 0 grams of protein.

4 thoughts to “REVIEW: Nestle Coffee mate Zero Sugar Twix Coffee Creamer”

  1. I kinda think this review isn’t fair. It’s a zero sugar creamer. Almost all zero sugar stuff tastes off. I know it’s not going to taste exactly like a Twix. As a person who has to eat zero sugar stuff, I want to know if this is a good product.

    1. 6/24/23 This Twix creamer is terrible. I only use sugar free creamers. Does not taste like Twix, does not taste like chocolate. Bought it once last week, will not buy again. Total waste. They could have done so much better.

  2. There are a whole bunch of Twix and Snickers crossover items out there including powdered shaker seasonings, coffee pods, and such. I really had high hopes for these, but, unfortunately these were hugely disappointing. I guess if you aren’t using actual pieces of the candy, say in ice cream or yogurt, it barely tastes/smells of the real thing. Bottom line, if you want a Twix, (and are able to eat the confection), just indulge in the real thing.

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