REVIEW: Starbucks Tropical Butterfly Lemonade Refresher

Starbucks Tropical Butterfly Lemonade Refresher 1.

Well if this isn’t the drink of the summer, I don’t know what is.

Starbucks just released its summer drink menu, which includes the Tropical Butterfly Lemonade Refresher. It marries lemonade and ice with guava and passionfruit flavors, and you’ll find mango-pineapple pearls and a butterfly pea flower infusion.

Wow, that description sounds like there’s a lot going on. But rest assured, this drink tastes and looks beautiful. Like seriously, you’re going to want to get your camera out. The color cascades from purple to pink to orange, thanks to the pearls at the bottom.

I loved it at first sip, and then the refresher truly got better as I went. The mix of fruity flavors is smooth, unique (in a good way) and the right amount of sweet, and the lemonade adds a refreshing touch. It did have a tiny hint of tart to it – which I LOVE – but you might want to get the lemonade-free version if that isn’t your jam. While the butterfly pea infusion didn’t have a strong taste, the guava was the strongest fruit flavor.

Starbucks Tropical Butterfly Lemonade Refresher 2.

The pearls were a nice fruit burst to finish everything off. The mango was definitely more prevalent than the pineapple in the pearls. The flavor held strong as I nursed it, and my colleagues once again made fun of me for taking my time on an iced drink. But it was in the name of research! (And, OK, it IS how I normally do it…)

One of the coolest things about this new Refresher is the ability to adjust your caffeine. There are three options: light caffeine (that’s what I chose, as it was my afternoon beverage), extra caffeine (which makes it an Energy Refresher), or caffeine-free. I am absolutely loving the ability to customize depending on your caffeine situation. Go Starbucks!

Starbucks Tropical Butterfly Lemonade Refresher 3.

I’m looking forward to trying the other options, including the Energy version and the one with coconutmilk. If these don’t become a permanent addition, I might be writing a strongly worded letter to Seattle. Enjoy!

Purchased Price: $5.55
Size: Tall
Purchased at: Starbucks
Rating: 8 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 90 calories, 0 grams of total fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 75 milligrams of sodium, 23 grams of total carbohydrates, 0 grams of dietary fiber, 21 grams of total sugars, 0 grams of protein and 20 milligrams of caffeine.

REVIEW: Dairy Queen Cinnamon Toast Crunch Dipped Cone with Cinnadust

The sweating Dairy Queen Cinnamon Toast Crunch Dipped Cone

I’ve had more Dairy Queen Blizzards than any dietician or doctor would ever recommend, but I don’t believe I’ve ever had a DQ dipped cone of any sort. That all changed when I strolled into DQ and ordered up the new Cinnamon Toast Crunch Dipped Cone with Cinnadust. It’s part of the new “Breakfast Collection,” which, despite the name, is available all day. It turns out, I have been missing out.

I’m not sure I would have been impressed by a standard chocolate-dipped cone, but this upscale version did get my attention. I did not see it being made, as my local DQ has the kitchen and treat preparation area hidden from view, but the DQ website implies a two-step process with the vanilla cone dipped in a cinnamon coating and then sprinkled with Cinnadust. The result is splendidly sweet cinnamon goodness.

See the Cinnadust?

When the cone was delivered to my table, it appeared to be sweating in fear that it was about to be consumed. And those fears were well-founded, as not long after, only the paper cone wrapping remained. The coating was quite thick and took a bit of careful use of the teeth to prevent any major spillage, but it was worth the effort. The Cinnadust added some nice texture and extra flavor.

See the cereal pieces?

What makes this cone special is that the coating has tiny pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal embedded in it. There’s not a lot, but it was enough to deliver the distinctive flavor of the classic breakfast staple. If you like Cinnamon Toast Crunch and you like ice cream, then you will enjoy this no matter the time of day.

Purchased Price: $3.19
Size: Small
Rating: 8 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 290 calories, 12 grams of fat, 9 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 25 milligrams of cholesterol, 100 milligrams of sodium, 39 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 30 grams of sugar, and 6 grams of protein.

REVIEW: Lay’s 2026 World Cup Potato Chip Flavors

The bags

For the ‘26 World Cup, Lay’s is giving us traditional (but not that traditional) takes on the cuisine of three perennial futbol powerhouses. We’ve got Argentinian-Style Steak with Chimichurri chips, Brazilian-Style Garlic Sauce chips, and French Onion Soup chips. Sorry in advance, fans of the Uzbekistan and Curaçao national teams.

Argentinian-Style Steak

We’ll start with the Team Argentina tie-in. When you crack open a bag of steak-flavored chips you don’t really expect it to taste like steak. You might anticipate a reasonable and respectable facsimile of steak, maybe, but you already know to dial down your expectations. But give Lay’s some credit, they managed to make these things taste a LOT like a real steak. Even without the chimichurri connection (which is pretty much a preordained, tailor made potato chip flavor if there ever was one) the mixology of the herbs and spices here is just masterful. Like, my tongue was totally fooled, and I SWEAR I felt some savory, protein-packed juiciness that couldn’t possibly exist in real life while I was eating these things. Not only is it a nuanced, flavorful bag, but it’s also an amazingly hearty and filling snack with way more kick than I would’ve ever imagined. It’s enough to make you throw your hands in the air and scream GOAAALLLL, even if the wife told you to stop doing that ten years ago.

Brazilian-Style Garlic Sauce

The Brazilian-Style Garlic Sauce chips, unfortunately, don’t fare quite as well. Don’t get me wrong, the chips are still pretty tasty, but they’re not a very unique flavor. Imagine those old sour cream and cheddar chips from back in the day, only with a bit more tart to them, and you pretty much have these things figured out before you even pop one down your esophagus. I see what they were going for — a chip that had a light butteriness to it, but without foregoing that quasi-vinegary taste — but it’s just too many competing flavors duking it out at the same time. The back packaging of the bag suggests that the product has a zesty, citrus kick to it but I didn’t really feel it. Ultimately, it’s not quite as shameful as losing 7-0 to Germany, but it’s the biggest disappointment of this Cup’s trifecta by far. But it is kinda’ cool that these chips almost match the color of Team Brazil’s actual soccer uniforms, though.

French Onion Soup

The French Onion Soup chips are, at the same time, the most mundane flavor AND the most intriguing of this year’s line-up. On one hand there’s not much innovation here at all — indeed, I’m shocked that French Onion Soup chips haven’t been around forever, since it’s such a simple and inoffensive taste to replicate in munch and crunch form. What does make this different from the Argentinian and Brazilian snacks, though, is the mouthfeel. This is the only chip of the three that comes in wavy form — I’m not sure if there’s a cultural or culinary reason why Lay’s went that route, but it totally turns these chips from just OK into borderline great. It’s a relatively light and subtle flavor, but the coarseness of the chips gives everything a perfect counterweight. It’s savory without feeling overpowering, muted without feeling watered down (or salted down, since these are chips and all.) I’m not a big fan of French onion soup at all but I really liked these chips. Like the ‘98 French team that won it all, Lay’s played it smart, strategic, and simple — it eschews showiness and just plain nails all of the fundamentals.

You really can’t complain about any of these three chips too much. Even the Brazilian-Style Garlic Sauce chips aren’t that bad and I can see an endless bounty of complementary dip pairings for all three of these products. I guess you could argue that Lay’s took too few chances with the trio, but tasty yet somewhat predictable chips are still preferable to something that tastes wholly unique but ultimately unrewarding to the part of your soul that wants carbohydrates more than oxygen. Looks like Argentina is taking the gold in this assortment, with France settling for silver and Brazil reaping the junk food equivalent of a bronze medal.

Let’s just hope that Cape Verde goes on the Cinderella run to end all Cinderella runs this summer. Some cachupa-flavored chips from Lay’s in 2030 would be lit.

Purchased Price: $4.29 each
Size: 7.75 oz bag (Argentinian-Style Steak), 7.75 oz bag (Brazilian-Style Garlic Sauce), 7.5 oz bag (French Onion Soup)
Rating: 9 out of 10 (Argentinian-Style Steak), 7 out of 10 (Brazilian-Style Garlic Sauce), 8 out of 10 (French Onion Soup)
Nutrition Facts: (1 oz) Argentinian-Style Steak 160 calories, 10 grams of total fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 140 milligrams of sodium, 16 grams of total carbohydrates, 1 gram of dietary fiber, less than one gram of total sugars and 2 grams of protein. Brazilian-Style Garlic Sauce 150 calories, 10 grams of total fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 140 milligrams of sodium, 15 grams of total carbohydrates, 1 gram of dietary fiber, 1 gram of total sugars, and 2 grams of protein. French Onion Soup 160 calories, 10 grams of total fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 140 milligrams of sodium, 15 grams of total carbohydrates, 1 gram of dietary fiber, 1 gram of total sugars, and 2 grams of protein.

REVIEW: Sprite Chill Mango Citrus

Brrr. It's Sprite Chill Mango Citrus

As I’ve espoused many times over the years now, on this very platform and in the world at large, I love flavored soda. Why settle for Coke when you can add cherry and vanilla? Dr Pepper is fine, but when you add strawberries and cream, it’s even finer.

I have, however, not found this to be the case with Sprite. First, I should probably note that I am an irregular consumer of Sprite. I don’t dislike it, I just don’t often choose it when there is soda to be chosen. I have to be in a decidedly Sprite-y mood.

And when it comes to flavored Sprite, my experiences have ranged from unremarkable (the Chill Strawberry Kiwi kind) to unenjoyable (I know people love it, but the Winter Spice Cranberry is too sour), to downright unpleasant (the original Sprite Chill—cherry lime—tastes like bad breath to me; I don’t know how else to describe it). So it was with no small measure of trepidation that I approached this bottle of new Sprite Chill: Mango Citrus.

Twisting the cap, I was met with a strong mango scent — so far, so good. The first sip is very Sprite-forward, but immediately after, you get a nice blast of mango with just the teeniest hint of citrus (I’m wondering if this was the “Chill”? I seem to recall the “Chill” being almost minty on the Cherry Lime version, but it has been a while.)

Sprite Chill Mango Citrus looks, unsurprisingly, like Sprite

The flavoring was subdued, and if I could make a change, it would be to incorporate a little more mango flavor. (The citrus level was fine, and I think if it were any more amplified, you’d lose even more of the mango, which is the true star.) It reminded me of the mango flavoring that was in Pepsi Mango, which, until I tried this Sprite, I’d honestly forgotten about. And that’s sad, because Pepsi Mango was really, really great.

My only beef is that I can only find the full sugar version, even though I know Sprite makes a zero sugar variety. That’ll keep me from buying this full sugar version again, honestly. But if you’re a sugared drink connoisseur, it’s absolutely worth checking out.

Purchased Price: $2.79
Size: 20 fl oz bottle
Purchased at: Walmart
Rating: 8 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (20 oz) 240 calories, 0 grams of fat, 100 milligrams of sodium, 64 grams of carbohydrates, 64 grams of sugar, and 0 grams of protein.

REVIEW: Dirty Mountain Dew

Three cans of Dirty Mountain Dew

After all the thousands of milligrams of caffeine that Mountain Dew has given me over the years, which has helped me cram for final exams, write reviews about stuff like cheese-flavored ramen, and binge watch as much as I can during free trials for streaming services, I can’t believe I’m about to do Mountain Dew dirty. Do the Dew Dewrty, if you will.

On paper, combining Mountain Dew with cream flavor sounds Dewlightful, but Dirty Mountain Dew is unDewhelming. And if it weren’t for the caffeine I depend on to stay focused while jumping down YouTube rabbit holes of self-improvement videos about the book Atomic Habits, the remaining cans would probably end up in the back of the pantry closet, next to a set of half-full 1980s McCormick spice bottles with the green lids and labels that have been gathering dust for decades.

I’ve purchased and made my fair share of dirty sodas over the years, and this ready-to-drink Dirty Mountain Dew doesn’t hit me the same way my own creations or the ones I overpaid for do. It’s sweet, citrusy, and a little sour, but that cream flavor comes off a little strange. Rather than enhancing the citrus, it feels more like a hindrance, making the soda taste less like Mountain Dew and more like a dirty Sprite, 7UP, or Starry. That doesn’t sound like a terrible thing, but I want to Do the Dew, not Settle for Sprite, 7UP, or Starry.

Dirty Mountain Dew does look like the water on Degobah.

With that said, the soda has a key lime pie vibe to it and it’s not horrible, which makes it sound like a winner. But, again, there’s something about that cream flavor that makes everything feel and taste slightly off. There is a smoothness to the soda that makes it easy to drink, since there’s not a lot of carbonation that you’d get from a regular Mountain Dew. However, I wouldn’t say that equates to some kind of creaminess. Then, at the end, the cream flavor leaves an odd aftertaste and a mouthfeel that coats the tongue and lingers longer than it should.

Instead of this Dirty Mountain Dew, you’re better off buying creamer or whatever dairy or non-dairy floats your boat, and doing your own Dirty Dew.

The Mountain Dew Universe (MDU) is expansive enough that I imagine there are plans for other Dirty Mountain Dew flavors. But before any of them make their Dewbut, I’d recommend cleaning up that cream flavor first.

Purchased Price: $6.67
Size: 12 fl oz cans/12-pack
Purchased at: Walmart
Rating: 5 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (1 can) 160 calories, 0 grams of fat, 40 milligrams of sodium, 44 grams of total carbohydrates, 44 grams of total sugars (includes 44 grams of added sugars), 0 grams of protein, and 54 milligrams of caffeine.

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