QUICK REVIEW: Sugar Cookie PEZ Candy

Sugar Cookie PEZ

What are Sugar Cookie PEZ?

Pressed dextrose hyperrectangles promising to taste like sweet, crisp sugar cookies. They are predominantly made of corn syrup and natural flavors and very well might steal a spot on your Santa cookie plate.

Sugar Cookie PEZ crunchies of sorrow

How are they?

Munching in, I’m… well, disheartened. It’s got the classic crunchy sweetness of PEZ, but tastes of very little. It’s not a sugar cookie flavor so much as it is a really crunchy Smartie. Not a fruity Smartie. The little taste-free white ones. Yes, it is very, very sugary (like a sugar cookie), but it comes without the key buttery nuttiness found in the aforementioned baked good.

I was hoping for something distinguishable, perhaps even a sweeter version of Popcorn Jelly Bellies, but these are just corn syrup with a bit of crunch and humbuggery.

Is there anything else you need to know?

These are admirably crunchy, yielding a chomp louder than four bowls of Cap’n Crunch. The dispenser also came with two other flavors so, if one doesn’t strike your fancy, you’ll still have a solid variety of others to give you a sugar burst throughout the day.

Sugar Cookie PEZ humbuggery

Conclusion:

If you like to munch on unflavored, cavity-threatening sugar cubes straight from the bag, let it be known! PEZ has a flavor for you!

Yet, should you be hoping for a little more zing to your sugar cookie-inspired candy, these shall disappoint – they taste of very little aside from the corn syrup and don’t echo the buttery, nutty, sweet-and-salty majesty of sugar cookies enough to warrant them credit.

Moreover, if you leave Sugar Cookie PEZ out on your Christmas cookie plate, they’d make Santa sad. Don’t make Santa sad! Go getcha some Lofthouse cookies and don’t fret if you pass on these.

Sugar Cookie PEZ Pong

Purchased Price: $1.99
Size: 1 Dispenser with 6 Candy Packets
Purchased at: Target
Rating: 4 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (1 roll) 35 calories, 0 calories from fat, 0 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 0 milligrams of sodium, 9 grams of carbohydrates, 0 gram of dietary fiber, 9 grams of sugar, and 0 grams of protein.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 11/21/2018

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Hostess Glazed Strawberry Jumbo Donettes

Hostess Glazed Strawberry Jumbo Donettes

(Spotted by Chris N at Meijer.)

Jello Play Ocean Build + Eat Kit

Jello Play Ocean Build + Eat Kit

Jello Play Jungle Cutters Kit

Jello Play Jungle Cutters Kit

(Spotted by John R at Walmart.)

Marketside Limited Edition Breakfast Biscuit Pizza

Marketside Limited Edition Breakfast Biscuit Pizza

(Spotted by Daniel N at Walmart.)

SlimFast Keto Whipped Peanut Butter Chocolate Meal Bar

SlimFast Keto Whipped Peanut Butter Chocolate Meal Bar

SlimFast Keto Whipped Triple Chocolate Meal Bar

SlimFast Keto Whipped Triple Chocolate Meal Bar

SlimFast Keto Peanut Butter Cup Fat Bomb

SlimFast Keto Peanut Butter Cup Fat Bomb\

SlimFast Keto Meal Shake  Brownie Batter and Vanilla Cake Batter

SlimFast Keto Meal Shake (Brownie Batter and Vanilla Cake Batter)

SlimFast Keto MCT Oil or Ketone Test Strips

SlimFast Keto MCT Oil or Ketone Test Strips

(Spotted by Robbie at Walmart Neighborhood Market.)

Quaker Overnight Oats Unsweetened with Chia Seeds

Quaker Overnight Oats Unsweetened with Chia Seeds

(Spotted by Sarah R at Safeway.)

Bang Rainbow Unicorn Energy Drink

Bang Rainbow Unicorn Energy Drink

Hyde Power Potion Sinstercitrus

Hyde Power Potion Sinstercitrus

(Spotted by Bob K at Giant Eagle.)

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FAST FOOD NEWS: Coke Freestyle Fanta Winter Wonder Lime

Fanta Winter Wonder Lime

Coca-Cola is sharing holiday cheer with its Freestyle machines. Earlier this month, we let you know about three holiday flavors – Seagram’s Cheery Cherry Vanilla Ginger Ale, Coca-Cola Jolly Cherry Vanilla, and Sprite Merry Berry.

But, it turns out there are more Coke Freestyle Holiday flavors this season. Reader Matthew A. discovered Fanta Winter Wonder Lime at an AMC Theater. It’s unknown if it’s an exclusive flavor to the theater chain. If any other readers know of anything, let us know in the comments.

If you’ve tried it, let us know what you think of it in the comments.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES (TRADER JOE’S EDITION) – 11/20/2018

Here are some new Trader Joe’s products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of them, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Trader Joe s Mini Stroopwafel Ice Cream Sandwiches

Trader Joe’s Mini Stroopwafel Ice Cream Sandwiches

Trader Joe s Buche de Noel  Yule Log Ice Cream

Trader Joe’s Buche de Noel (Yule Log) Ice Cream

Trader Joe s Mint Flavored Fudge Brownie Bar

Trader Joe’s Mint Flavored Fudge Brownie Bar

Trader Joe s Triple Ginger Cake

Trader Joe’s Triple Ginger Cake

Trader Joe s Gluten Free Peppermint Brownie Bites

Trader Joe’s Gluten Free Peppermint Brownie Bites

Trader Joe s Carrot Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting

Trader Joe’s Carrot Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting

Trader Joe s Cookies Wafers  Florentines Oh My

Trader Joe’s Cookies, Wafers, & Florentines… Oh, My!

Trader Joe s 12 Tantalizing Truffles in Classic Dessert Flavors

Trader Joe’s 12 Tantalizing Truffles in Classic Dessert Flavors

Trader Joe s Spirited Fruit Spreads

Trader Joe’s Spirited Fruit Spreads

Trader Joe s Belgian Truffle Ballotin Box

Trader Joe’s Belgian Truffle Ballotin Box

Trader Joe s Butter Toffee Pretzels

Trader Joe’s Butter Toffee Pretzels

Trader Joe s Gingerbread Crisps

Trader Joe’s Gingerbread Crisps

Trader Joe s Organic Cultured Beverage Mango

Trader Joe’s Organic Cultured Beverage Mango

Trader Joe s Antipasto Assortment

Trader Joe’s Antipasto Assortment

Trader Joe s Mozzarella Rolloni

Trader Joe’s Mozzarella Rolloni

Trader Joe s Ridge Cut Potato Chips Seasoned With Horseradish  Chives

Trader Joe’s Ridge Cut Potato Chips Seasoned With Horseradish & Chives

Trader Joe s Chocolate Ornaments

Trader Joe’s Chocolate Ornaments

Trader Joe s Peppermint Bark Popcorn

Trader Joe’s Peppermint Bark Popcorn

(Spotted by Rachel C at Trader Joe’s.)

Trader Joe s Champagne Gummy Candies

Trader Joe’s Champagne Gummy Candies

Trader Joe s Banana Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting

Trader Joe’s Banana Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting

Trader Joe s Cinnamon Croissant Loaf

Trader Joe’s Cinnamon Croissant Loaf

Trader Joe s Cranberry Crumble Pie

Trader Joe’s Cranberry Crumble Pie

Trader Joe s Blue Cheese Mustard

Trader Joe’s Blue Cheese Mustard

(Spotted by Sarah R at Trader Joe’s.)

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FAST FOOD NEWS: Arby’s Arbynator

Arbynator Classic

Arby’s newest sandwich — the Arbynator — brings the meat, brings the cheese, brings the sauces, and brings the curly fries.

Available in Classic, Double, and Half Pound varieties, the Arbynator features roast beef, cheddar cheese sauce, Arby’s Sauce, Horsey Sauce, and Arby’s Curly Fries on a sesame seed bun. The fast food chain calls it, “the most Arby’s sandwich Arby’s has ever made.”

The Classic version has 560 calories, 25 grams of fat, 7 grams of saturated fat, 1 gram of trans fat, 50 milligrams of cholesterol, 1630 milligrams of sodium, 58 grams of carbohydrates, 4 grams of fiber, 7 grams of sugar, and 25 grams of protein.

If you’ve tried it, let us know what you think of it in the comments.

(Image via Arby’s website.)

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