REVIEW: Pistachio Creme Oreo Thins Cookies

Pistachio Creme Oreo Thins Cookies

Since their inception in 2015, Oreo Thins have come in predominantly safe flavors. Original, Chocolate, Mint, Lemon, and even Coconut are far cries from the wild limited editions Nabisco have rolled out with their full-sized breadwinner in recent years.

The craziest Thins have gotten prior to the #MyOreoCreation contest’s Pina Colada is Salted Caramel, and even that is a pretty common and very popular profile among sweet tooth cookie hunters.

But for 2018, three years into their snack life, Thins are coming hard with a new flavor that’s sort of safe but also brand new and to me, pretty exciting – Pistachio.

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The light green crème is sandwiched between two wafer-thin chocolate cookies, boasting the 66 percent thinner size of all its prior incarnations. The cookies carry a gentle nutty and sweet aroma rounded out by a kiss of cocoa.

I’m not sure what the general consensus is on Thins versus the full sized real deal, but I enjoy their soft crumbly texture and mild sweetness, and the Pistachio version is no exception.

The sweet somewhat floral notes of the crème work surprisingly well with the chocolate cookie, with neither flavor being too dominant over the other. The overall taste reminds me of pistachio ice cream, both in flavor and texture, with hints of almond-y marzipan and creamy vanilla.

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I find them incredibly easy to put back in succession with a unique but very snack-able flavor that’s very tasty. It’s a much truer representation of sweet pistachio than the coconut ones were of coconut, and much like with the also delicious Pina Colada, the smaller amount of crème works well to deliver the right amount of flavor without being too intense.

There’s something old school and comforting about pistachio that feels like a cozy day at grandma’s house or grabbing a cone at the oldest scoop shop in town. It’s classic but new, and as a result, it’s a wonderful change from more bizarre Nabisco attempts, like Swedish Fish and Root Beer Float.

Keep in mind these aren’t for everyone, but as someone who thinks Pistachio Pistachio is one of the more underrated Ben & Jerry’s pints, I think these Thins are a smashing success. Or at least a success that’s going to find me smashing six in a row without blinking an eye.

(Nutrition Facts – 4 cookies – 140 calories, 6 grams of fat, 2 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 95 milligrams of sodium, 21 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 12 grams of sugar, and 1 gram of protein.)

Purchased Price: $2.99
Size: 10.1 oz. package
Purchased at: Target
Rating: 9 out of 10
Pros: Great balanced ice cream-y pistachio flavor. Soft crumbly texture. Simply smash-able.
Cons: Floral pistachio flavor could be off putting, but, not for me!

SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 6/6/2018

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Little Debbie Happy Camper Strawberry Filled Cookies

Little Debbie Happy Camper Strawberry Filled Cookies

Little Debbie Happy Camper Nutty Buddy Dark

Little Debbie Happy Camper Nutty Buddy Dark

(Spotted by Bob K at Walmart.)

Great Value Seasoned Butter  Roasted Red Pepper Maple Brown Sugar and Cinnamon Honey

Great Value Seasoned Butter (Roasted Red Pepper, Maple Brown Sugar, and Cinnamon Honey)

Great Value Seasoned Butter  Garlic  Herb Lemon Dill and Truffle

Great Value Seasoned Butter (Garlic & Herb, Lemon Dill, and Truffle)

(Spotted by JT at Walmart.)

Godiva Dark Chocolate Pink Himalayan Salt Single Origin Bars

Godiva Dark Chocolate Pink Himalayan Salt Single Origin Bars

(Spotted by Rachel C at Godiva.)

Clif Sweet  Salty Dark Chocolate Almond with Sea Salt Bar

Clif Sweet & Salty Dark Chocolate Almond with Sea Salt Bar

(Spotted by Rachel C at Ralphs.)

The Original Boca Original Falafel Bites

The Original Boca Original Falafel Bites

The Original Boca Chipotle Falafel Bites

The Original Boca Chipotle Falafel Bites

The Original Extra Large Boca All American Veggie Burger

The Original Extra Large Boca All American Veggie Burger

(Spotted by Rachel T at Woodman’s Markets.)

Quest Ranch and Nacho Cheese Tortilla Style Protein Chips

Quest Ranch and Nacho Cheese Tortilla Style Protein Chips

(Spotted by Caitlin J at The Vitamin Shoppe.)

New Belgium Voodoo Ranger Juicy Haze IPA

New Belgium Voodoo Ranger Juicy Haze IPA

(Spotted by Awi G at Target.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

Also, if you want to send in photos and are wondering if we’ve already covered something, don’t worry about it. Let us worry about it.

FAST FOOD NEWS: Wendy’s Berry Burst Chicken Salad

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Update: We reviewed it! Click here to read our review.

It’s almost summer. So you know what that means. Say it with me — it’s Wendy’s fruit and chicken salad time!

This year, we’re getting the new Berry Burst Chicken Salad. It features hand-cut lettuce topped with grilled chicken, hand-cut strawberries, fresh blueberries, roasted almonds, crumbled feta cheese, and a raspberry vinaigrette.

A full serving has 460 calories, 17 grams of fat, 4.5 grams of saturated fat, 105 milligrams of cholesterol, 1090 milligrams of sodium, 41 grams of carbohydrates, 29 grams of sugar, 7 grams of fiber, and 41 grams of protein.

If you’ve tried it, let us know what you think of it in the comments.

(Image via Wendy’s website.)

SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Quaker Strawberry Life Cereal

Quaker Strawberry Life Cereal

It makes sense for Quaker to put in giant letters “New Flavor!” to let folks know it’s different since ALL THE LIFE CEREAL FLAVORS look exactly alike. (Spotted by @TheJoshCatlett at Target.)

If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you’ve tried the product, share your thoughts about it in the comments.

Also, if you want to send in photos and are wondering if we’ve already covered something, don’t worry about it. Let us worry about it.

FAST FOOD NEWS: Jack in the Box Sauced & Loaded Fries

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Is a Jack in the Box Munchie Meal too much for you late at night? Well, there’s something lighter on Jack’s late night menu. The new Sauced & Loaded Fries are regular fries topped with cheese, protein, and guacamole.

There are three varieties available:

Chorizo – Fries smothered in cheddar cheese, guacamole, and chorizo. (730 calories, 42 grams of fat, 8 grams of saturated fat, 50 milligrams of cholesterol, 1840 milligrams of sodium, 73 grams of carbohydrates, 7 grams of fiber, and 17 grams of protein.)

Carne Asada – Fries with cheddar cheese, guacamole, and carne asada. (680 calories, 39 grams of fat, 7 grams of saturated fat, 30 milligrams of cholesterol, 1610 milligrams of sodium, 71 grams of carbohydrates, 6 grams of fiber, and 14 grams of protein.)

Chipotle Chicken – Fries topped with cheddar cheese sauce, guacamole, chipotle chicken, and a smoky aioli. (730 calories, 42 grams of fat, 7 grams of saturated fat, 40 milligrams of cholesterol, 1690 milligrams of sodium, 71 grams of carbohydrates, 6 grams of fiber, and 18 grams of protein.)

If you’ve tried any of them, let us know what you think in the comments.

(Image via Robbie.)

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