Jollibee Aloha Chicken Sandwich Review

Jollibee Aloha Chicken Sandwich wrapper

I’m usually not a fan of hot fruit. Before I eat any fruit-filled pie, it has to be at room temperature or chilled — so you don’t have to worry about me sneaking a bite of a freshly baked pie cooling on a windowsill.

However, when a heated savory dish includes pineapple, like Hawaiian pizza or sweet and sour pork, I don’t mind it. And the same can be said about Jollibee’s Aloha Chicken Sandwich.

Jollibee Aloha Chicken Sandwich with lettuce, Aloha Sauce, chicken fillet, bacon, and brioche bun

If you’re unfamiliar with Jollibee, it’s a Philippines-based fast food chain that has over 80 locations in US. It’s mostly known for its chicken and spaghetti, but also offers burgers and other items.

The sandwich has been around since 2024 — and there’s a burger version that’s been around for even longer — but I only got around to trying it recently because my wife was craving Jollibee, and she decided I’d probably write about a fried chicken sandwich with a grilled pineapple ring. What can I say? I’m pi…neapple-curious, and she knows me too well. Besides the pineapple, the sandwich features a hand-breaded chicken breast fillet, bacon, lettuce, cheese, and Aloha Dressing on a toasted brioche bun.

This sandwich isn’t my first rodeo with a fast food sandwich topped with a grilled pineapple. Remember the Carl’s Jr. Teriyaki Burger? You don’t. Well, it’s a good thing this site does because I totally forgot I enjoyed it.

Jollibee Aloha Chicken Sandwich and its pineapple ring

Despite having a decently sized pineapple slice, I didn’t notice its flavor or texture in the sandwich. There was a hint of sweetness that enhanced the Aloha Dressing, but the pineapple never screamed, “Hey! There’s a pineapple in here. Can you believe it? That’s crazy, right?” The tasty sauce is noticeably tangy, and I got honey mustard vibes from it, but between the sauce, chicken, and bacon, the pineapple never really stood a chance.

Jollibee Aloha Chicken Sandwich cross section

While the pineapple, Aloha Dressing, and a little bit of the brioche bun bring the sweetness, the chicken filet and the bacon bring the savory. The chicken was juicy, and the light breading had a nice crunch and a mild umami flavor that sets it apart from other chicken chains. I should note that Jollibee is my second favorite fast food chain for fried chicken — it’s tastier and crispier than KFC, and I’d say I like it as much as Popeyes. As for the bacon slices, they weren’t crispy, but they provided a porky, salty kick that rounded out the sandwich nicely. Overall, there’s a tasty, sweet-and-savory dynamic here. It’s just a shame the ingredient the sandwich is named after is the quietest one.

Anyhoo, if you’re pi…neapple-curious, I’d skip the Aloha Chicken Sandwich. But if you’re Jolli…bee-curious, any of the other chicken sandwiches are worth the trip.

Purchased Price: $9.49*
Rating: 6 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 639 calories, 33 grams of fat, 8 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 149 milligrams of cholesterol, 1686 milligrams of sodium, 64 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of fiber, 21 grams of sugar, and 40 grams of protein.

*Because I live on a rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, things are a bit pricier here. You’ll probably pay less than I did.

New Frozen Treats Spotted — March 20, 2026

Here are some interesting new products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of them, share your thoughts in the comments. Spotted something new? Send your photos to [email protected].

Alden’s Organic Thai Tea Swirl Frozen Dessert Bars

Alden's Organic Thai Tea Swirl Frozen Dessert Bars.

Alden’s Organic Mango Chamoy Twist Ice Cream Bars

Alden's Organic Mango Chamoy Twist Ice Cream Bars.

Jonny Pops Unicorn Twist Organic Red White & Blue Twist Pops

Jonny Pops Unicorn Twist Organic Red White & Blue Twist Pops.

Jonny Pops Unicorn Twist Organic Enchanted Fruit Punch Pops

Jonny Pops Unicorn Twist Organic Enchanted Fruit Punch Pops.

These were originally a Kroger-exclusive, but it appears to be exclusive no more.

Jonny Pops Minis Strawberry Chocolate & Cream

Jonny Pops Minis Strawberry Chocolate & Cream.

Fronen Banana Chocolate Dairy-Free Frozen Dessert Bars

Fronen Banana Chocolate Dairy-Free Frozen Dessert Bars.

Fronen Pistachio Chocolate Dairy-Free Frozen Dessert Bars

Fronen Pistachio Chocolate Dairy-Free Frozen Dessert Bars.

Fronen Caramel Chocolate Crunch Dairy-Free Frozen Dessert Bars

Fronen Caramel Chocolate Crunch Dairy-Free Frozen Dessert Bars.

Ndulge Chocolate Fudge Chip Greek Yogurt Bars

Ndulge Chocolate Fudge Chip Greek Yogurt Bars.

Ndulge Mint Chip Greek Yogurt Bars

Ndulge Mint Chip Greek Yogurt Bars.

Gelatys Blueberry White Chocolate Mini Gem Pops

Gelatys Blueberry White Chocolate Mini Gem Pops.

Gelatys Pistachio Chocotella Mini Gem Pops

Gelatys Pistachio Chocotella Mini Gem Pops.

Gelatys Chocolate Volcano Mini Gem Pops

Gelatys Chocolate Volcano Mini Gem Pops.

Gelatys Strawberry Chocotella Mini Gem Pops

Gelatys Strawberry Chocotella Mini Gem Pops.

All products were spotted by Sarah R at Sprouts.)

NOT FOOD: Frozen Treat and Candy Scented Candles

SPOTTED: The Laughing Cow Dill Pickle Spreadable Cheese Wedges

Monster Lando Norris Energy Drink Review

Monster Lando Norris Energy Drink can

Do I know who Lando is?

Of course I know who Lando is.

He runs Cloud City on the planet Bespin, right? Hence, the clouds plastered all over the can. Besties with Han Solo and Chewbacca. Owned the Millennium Falcon. I know who Lando Norrissian is. I’m not sure why this Monster Energy can doesn’t have his full name. Maybe it’s like ScarJo in that using his full name would wrap around the can too much.

Is there a new Star Wars thing coming out? Oh, wait, what am I saying? There’s ALWAYS a new Star Wars thing coming out.

Hmmm. Maybe there’s an explanation for the shortened name on the side of the can.

“Multiple Formula 1 race winner Lando Norris…”

Oh.

It turns out it really is just Lando Norris, and he doesn’t run Cloud City. Instead, he runs laps in an F1 car at 230 miles per hour.

Much like my confusion with the only two Landos I know of, I’m genuinely confused about whether this is a pickle-flavored energy drink. I don’t smell it, and it’s not a mountain of pickle flavor; it’s more like a moledill of it. It starts with a distinct pickle flavor, then morphs into something more citrusy, with the pickle peeking in the background. It’s surprisingly good and not off-putting in the slightest.

Like Monster Ultra Energy Drinks, this Lando Norris flavor has zero sugar, but unlike the popular zero-calorie Ultra line, this has five calories. It also has slightly less caffeine at 145 milligrams, compared to Ultra’s 160. That’s not a complete dealbreaker, but I do loves me some caffeine, so I’m more inclined to reach for an Ultra.

Maybe I’m really only writing this review to find out if my taste buds are hallucinating — halluci-tasting, if you will. If you tried this and didn’t taste pickle, please let me know. And if you did, I hope all our taste buds aren’t halluci-tasting together.

Purchased Price: $3.75
Size: 16 fl oz can
Purchased at: 7-Eleven
Rating: 7 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 5 calories, 0 grams of fat, 260 milligrams of sodium, 5 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of sugar, 2 grams of erythritol, 0 grams of protein, and 145 milligrams of caffeine.

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