REVIEW: Panda Express Crispy Almond Chicken Breast

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What is Panda Express Crispy Almond Chicken Breast?

According to Panda Express, the entree “features large, juicy all-white meat chicken breaded with our crunchy, signature puffed-rice breading that is wok-tossed with toasted almonds & freshly chopped green onions in a savory garlic soy sauce.”

How is it?

It tastes like it was inspired by Korean fried chicken, and if for some reason oranges go extinct and Panda Express can no longer offer its signature dish, this could easily replace it for me. Yes, it’s Orange Chicken-level delicious.

If you’ve never had Korean fried chicken, well then, stop reading this and go try some because it’s super good. But, if that’s not possible, go read all the recipes Google spits out and make your own. If that’s not possible, add it to your food bucket list with a note that says, “Bring moist towelettes.”

Panda Express Crispy Almond Chicken Breast Chopstick

The thick dark colored garlic soy sauce that fills every nook and cranny in the breading is not as sweet as previous Panda Express sauces, but nevertheless, it delights my savory side. The soy sauce stands out a little bit more than the garlic, and if not for a slight sweetness, the sauce might’ve been a bit too salty.

Panda Express Crispy Almond Chicken Breast Meat

The coating has a satisfying crunch to it, and for the most part, doesn’t get soggy from the sauce. The white meat chicken was tender, although some pieces I received seemed to be mostly batter.

Oh, some Korean fried chicken recipes are spicy, but these definitely aren’t.

So what about the almonds? They provide some added texture and allow Panda Express to put the word “almond” in its name, but they don’t add any flavor. I think they’re mostly there to prevent this from looking like other crispy Panda Express chicken dishes.

Anything else you need to know?

When I first heard about this product, I thought, “Wow. Panda Express created a crunchy coating using almonds.” But as you read in the description above, it’s a puffed-rice breading.

Also, do you know what would’ve been cool to offer with this, Panda Express? If someone orders the Crispy Almond Chicken Breast, they should be given a Chinese almond cookie instead of the usual fortune cookie. SYNERGY, Panda Express!!! SYNERGY!!! Am I using that correctly, businesspeople?

Conclusion:

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Like Amazon shipping box sizes, the number of sauced and boneless crispy chicken dishes that Panda Express has offered over the years is vast. The folks in its test kitchens know how to make them delicious, and this new Crispy Almond Chicken Breast proves that once again.

Purchased Price: $10.90
Size: Large à la carte container
Rating: 9 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (5.5 oz) 470 calories, 24 grams of fat, 5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 40 milligrams of cholesterol, 960 milligrams of sodium, 39 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 8 grams of sugar, and 23 grams of protein.

SPOTTED: Brach’s Turkey Dinner + Apple Pie and Coffee Candy Corn

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Brach s Turkey Dinner + Apple Pie and Coffee Candy Corn

I guess enough people purchased last year’s Turkey Dinner Candy Corn to warrant this. Um, thank you? (Spotted by Sascha at Walgreens.)

SPOTTED – 8/12/2021

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Here are some interesting new products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Boston Market Fried Chicken Bowl
Boston Market Fried Chicken Bowl
Boston Market Philly Cheese Steak Bowl
Boston Market Philly Cheese Steak Bowl

(Spotted by Rachel J at Safeway.)

French s Ranch Crispy Fried Jalapenos
French’s Ranch Crispy Fried Jalapenos

(Spotted by Robbie at Sam’s Club.)

GoGo Squeez Almond Blend Pudding Chocolate and Vanilla Pouches
GoGo Squeez Almond Blend Pudding Chocolate and Vanilla Pouches

(Spotted by Robbie at Sam’s Club.)

Hershey s Kisses Monster and Vampire Assortment
Hershey’s Kisses Monster and Vampire Assortment

(Spotted by Robbie at Sam’s Club.)

Werther s Original Caramel Popcorn Sunflower Pumpkin Seed Crunch
Werther’s Original Caramel Popcorn Sunflower & Pumpkin Seed Crunch

(Spotted by Erin K at Hy-Vee.)

Sargento Creamery 3 Cheese Mexican
Sargento Creamery 3 Cheese Mexican

(Spotted by Rachel J at Safeway.)

Kroger Spicy Fry Sauce
Kroger Spicy Fry Sauce

(Spotted by Robbie at Kroger.)

H E B True Texas BBQ Restaurants Sliced Pickles
H-E-B True Texas BBQ Restaurants Sliced Pickles

(Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B.)

Maud Borup Mummies Fingers and Monsters Pretzel Rods
Maud Borup Mummies, Fingers, and Monsters Pretzel Rods

(Spotted by Robbie at Sam’s Club.)

REVIEW: Snickers Almond Brownie Squares

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What are Snickers Almond Brownie Squares?

Following last year’s Peanut Brownie Squares, this Snickers bar features brownie filling, almonds, and a layer of caramel enrobed in a dark chocolate coating.

How are they?

Snickers Almond Brownie Squares are the brand’s second candy bar/brownie mash-up. Although I had tried the Peanut variety, I couldn’t remember much about it, which isn’t an indictment of the product’s quality as much as a wake-up call that I eat so much chocolate I can’t keep it all straight.

Snickers Almond Brownie Dark Chocolate Squares 4 Pieces

Once I tried the Almond Brownie Squares, the memories came flooding back: neat little chocolate squares! Luscious caramel! A soft, rich brownie filling! Together, the ingredients form a tasty treat that reminds me of eyeing a pan of freshly baked brownies, agonizing over whether I want a corner or an edge piece.

The two variables of this bar are the dark chocolate coating and the almonds. Compared to the milk chocolate in the Peanut variety, this bar’s dark chocolate is a better complement to the rich brownie center. It adds just a bit of bitterness that rounds out the very sweet caramel and super chocolate-y brownie.

Snickers Almond Brownie Dark Chocolate Squares Split

(Side note: Although the brownie filling looks like a baked dessert, don’t be fooled: it is actually confectionary, somewhat nougat-like. Although the brownie flavor is spot-on, the composition and texture of this bar are not pastry-like.)

Almond pieces are embedded within the brownie filling, but I wish there were more. They are small and scant, adding little texture and flavor. I recognize that nuts are rarely the star of baked brownies, where they are often reserved for topping anyway. But here, they get too lost in the luxury of the chocolate candy.

Anything else you need to know?

I could only find the share size, but Snickers Almond Brownie Squares will also be available in singles and stand-up pouches.

Conclusion:

Dark chocolate and soft brownie filling are a chocolate match made in Snickers heaven, but the almond component is lackluster. Dark chocolate fans or lovers of the Peanut Brownie Squares will enjoy this latest creation, but those who believe a brownie isn’t a brownie without nuts may be happier at a bake sale.

Purchased Price: $1.48
Size: 2.52 oz (4 squares)
Purchased at: Walmart
Rating: 7 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (per 1/2 package – 2 squares) 180 calories, 9 grams of fat, 4.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, less than 5 milligrams of cholesterol, 90 milligrams of sodium, 23 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 18 grams of sugar, and 2 grams of protein.

SPOTTED: Monster Mash Cereal

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Monster Mash Cereal

Fifty years of Monster Cereals, but let’s be honest, we haven’t been able to buy all of them during every one of those years. (Spotted by Bob K at Giant Eagle.)

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