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REVIEW: Jack in the Box Mini Sirloin Burgers
I’ve been trying to figure out who Burger King, with their BK Burger Shots, and Jack in the Box, with their new Mini Sirloin Burgers, are targeting with their smaller sandwiches. I don’t think it’s the penny-pinching crowd since the cost, combined mass and nutritional value of the mini burgers are somewhat equivalent to a regular [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: New Special K Protein Shakes May Prove Once and For All That Women Do Fart
31 March 2009
Whenever I think of a protein shake, I think of those HUGE canisters of protein shake mix my old roommate used to buy from GNC to gain muscle. They came in different flavors, like chocolate and strawberry. I’m not sure how the protein shake mix worked, but I assume he gained muscle [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Jack in the Box Debuts Mini Sirloin Burgers and Joins Burger King, Krystal and Ruby Tuesday on White Castle’s Shitlist
30 March 2009
Jack, who recently recovered from being hit by a bus, introduced today his new Mini Sirloin Burgers, which follows Burger King’s recent entry into the mini burger/copy ideas from another fast food franchise arena, the BK Burger Shots. The new menu item is made up of three mini sirloin burgers topped with American [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Haagen-Dazs Five Ginger Ice Cream
30 March 2009
When I’m faced with a fork in the road, I take the path that’s less traveled because I like a little adventure in my life and I don’t like the sloppy seconds I’d get with the other, well-used road. I could’ve purchased a normal, safe flavor in new Haagen-Dazs Five Ice Cream line, like [...]
Continue reading...FoodShouldTasteGood Tortilla Chip Winners Announced!!!
29 March 2009
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Here are the winners of the FoodShouldTasteGood prize drawing: Comment #11 – Ryan Comment #14 – Heather M. Comment #17 – govtdrone Comment #45 – Angela Comment #86 – shika Comment #107 – Andy Comment #153 – Helldog Thanks to the good people at FoodShouldTasteGood for providing the bags of their tortilla chips. Also, thanks to everyone who participated.
Continue reading...THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 3/28/2009
28 March 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. If I want to see a professional wrestler in a shitty movie, I’ll just put my well-used VHS copy of Suburban Commando in the VCR and bask in the glory of Hulkamania. [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Nonstop Mint Stride Gum
26 March 2009
Minty gum flavors are like shades of gray — there are slight variations, either minty coolness with the gum or values in the hexadecimal format (or sadness in an emo’s soul) with the gray, but to most people it’s basically the same shit. The Nonstop Mint Stride Gum is just another shade of gray, [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Lay’s Latest Snacks Come In New Packages With Colors Usually Seen In Spring Gap Ads
26 March 2009
Lay’s recently introduced two new members of their snack family, the Baked! Lay’s Southwestern Ranch Flavored Potato Crisps and the Flat Earth Spicy Salsa Flavored Baked Veggie Crisps. For a while, I enjoyed Baked! Lay’s — except the original flavor, which I believe tasted like what I imagine making out with a paper doll is like. [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Starbucks Goes Donald Trump On Old Ice Cream Line And Replaces It With Younger Ice Cream Line
26 March 2009
Starbucks recently launched a new super-premium ice cream in flavors that will be familiar to those Starbucks junkies who know the coffee giant’s menu better than the back of their hand. Of course, for those addicts it’s hard to see the back of their hand without spilling the Starbucks coffee it’s holding. The [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Raspberry Goji Jello with Antioxidants
24 March 2009
The Raspberry Goji Jello contains the antioxidants vitamins A and E. Oh, I remember a time when those two weren’t known as antioxidants. I can’t quite recall what they were called. Let me think for a moment. It’s on the tip of my tongue. Oh yeah, that’s right, they were [...]
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31 March 2009
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