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THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 5/30/2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. Many potatoes were harmed in this potato chip throwdown. (via Grub Grade) Milky-white Japanese sperm liqueur. Need I say more? (via The A.V. Club) Hmm…Which is the lesser of two evils? [...]
Continue reading...PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Want Three Readers To Eat Smart
29 May 2009
The new Smartfood Popcorn Clusters are being marketed towards women, but to that I say nay. If guys can’t use Secret Deodorant, which is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman, then we’re just going to have to enjoy these new popcorn snacks from Frito Lay. If I can’t [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Jamba Juice Looks to Spread Bliss With Their New Blackberry Smoothie But It Probably Won’t Help Jon and Kate Gosselin
28 May 2009
Over the past few days, I’ve been complaining about the warm weather on TIB’s Twitter account. Some of you are probably saying, “You live in frickin’ Hawaii! Suck it up, you little bitch!” But I am a hairy mofo, so I don’t cool down as well as those who are less hairy than [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Kellogg’s Adds Honey To Corn Flakes To Make Them Slightly Less Damn Boring
28 May 2009
When I want to express how boring something is, I occasionally use the phrase, “It’s like watching paint dry.” But when I want to mix it up, I use the line, “It’s like eating Corn Flakes.” Or, “It’s like watching C-SPAN with the volume turned down.” Corn Flakes is a cereal I don’t pay attention [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Nestle Soy Sauce Kit Kat
27 May 2009
DISGRACE! I demand the limited edition Japanese Soy Sauce Kit Kat commit seppuku right now, because it’s nothing like what I expected. What did I expect? I thought the whole Soy Sauce Kit Kat was going to come in the color of death, much like actual soy sauce. I’m not talking about just black or the color [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Kellogg’s Jumbo Multi-Grain Krispies
25 May 2009
While frolicking through the cereal aisle, I like to think that each brand has its own personality. Corn Flakes is that friend you can always trust, but isn’t very exciting until she’s dressed up in something sassy. Raisin Bran is an elderly man at a nursing home who is always up for telling [...]
Continue reading...ANNOUNCEMENT: The Winner of the Pepsi Throwback Prize Pack!!!
25 May 2009
The lucky winner of the Pepsi Throwback Prize Pack is: Comment #149 Clevegal42 Thanks to the sweet folks at Pepsi for providing this prize pack. Also, thanks to everyone who entered this prize drawing. It was fun reading through all of the comments left behind and seeing all the things you folks want resurrected. The [...]
Continue reading...THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 5/23/2009
23 May 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. If you’re afraid of nutrition facts that involve lots of high double digit percentages, DO NOT read this review. (via Frozen Food Journal) This Dale Earnhardt Jr. inspired Amp Energy Drink will probably wash [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Morningstar Farms Hickory BBQ Riblets
22 May 2009
The Morningstar Farms Hickory BBQ Riblets definitely aren’t helping subside the occasional nightmares I have of an attacking McDonald’s McRib that suddenly appears during the wet dream REM stage of my slumber. This 100% vegan riblet looks like a beefed up, or Super Sized, if you will, version of what’s in between the McRib’s [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Coconut M&M’s To Be Released This Summer Ensuring They Will Melt In Your Mouth AND In Your Hands
21 May 2009
This week the National Confectioners Association has been holding their annual ALL CANDY EXPO in Chicago, or as I like to call it, The Potential To Gain 10 Pounds In 3 Days. While hundreds of new products were released from large and small candy companies, one of the products that caught my eye was [...]
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30 May 2009
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