PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Want To Give You The Opportunity To Shower On Me

No, The Impulsive Buy is not paying your water bill, providing you with a wash cloth or standing with you in your shower to scrub you down. Because paying that one utility is probably expensive, a wash cloth is too cheap and scrubbing you down in your shower will probably end up with me registering as a sex offender. But TIB can provide the body wash you need to clean away dirt and make you smell like a million dollars…or five dollars, which is roughly how much I spent on each body wash.

TIB is going to give away a bottle of body wash to six lucky readers via a prize drawing. The six different body washes are some of the latest on store shelves, or at least I think so, since they all have the word “new” printed on them. The body washes are:

(from left to right)

1. Axe Twist Shower Gel
2. Old Spice Deo Sport Odor Blocker Body Wash
3. Dove Men+Care Extra Fresh Body and Face Wash
4. Dial Cherry Seed Oil & Mint NutriSkin Body Wash
5. Dove Unscented Sensitive Skin Nourishing Body Wash
6. Caress White Peach Cream Whipped Souffle Body Wash

To enter this prize drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. You may say whatever
you like, but your comment MUST include the phrase, “I want to shower on you” AND the body wash you’d like to win.

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Sunday, March 7, 2010 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one entry allowed per person and it’s open to everyone who’s 18 years old or older.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you an email with a link you shouldn’t click. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you letters you shouldn’t open. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or how much you’ll love showering on me.

139 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Want To Give You The Opportunity To Shower On Me”

  1. I want to shower on you!!! What’s that supposed to mean? 😛
    The caress sounds cool since it’s named after food…

  2. I want to shower on you. I don’t believe I’ve ever uttered those words before, but I’d like the Old Spice. Thanks, Marvo.

  3. I want to shower on you! And with you. I’ll rub you down with the Dial NutriSkin. Hell, I’ll even shave your back if that’s what you want!

  4. I want to shower on you.
    Dove Men+Care Extra Fresh Body and Face Wash.
    I’ve never won anything before. Maybe this is my shot?

  5. I want to shower on you! Caress White Peach Cream Whipped Souffle Body Wash sounds more like a food than a soap.

  6. I want to shower on you. All over you. With the Dial Cherry Seed Oil & Mint NutriSkin Body Wash because it sounds vaguely sexual. Cherry.

  7. I want to shower on you, Marvo! And I hope the Caress will get me clean because just typing that makes me feel dirty…

  8. Oh yeah, you’d better believe I want to shower on you. A mighty rage and fury (or meek impotence, whichever), that is. And I really want to know how the “+” feels in the Dove Men + Whatever-it-is Body Wash…

  9. I want to shower on you sounds filthy & I’m a fan. I’d definitely like to try out the Dial or the Caress to clean up my filth.

  10. I want to shower on you with the NEW Dove men body wash. Nay, I demand to shower on you with the NEW Dove men body wash.

  11. I want to shower on you using the Dial Cherry Seed Oil and Mint stuff. Because I want to know what cherry seed oil is.

  12. Marvo, I’d like to shower on you like there’s not tomorrow. Some Caress White Peach Cream Whipped Souffle Body Wash would help, too.

  13. I want to shower on you….possibly with you!? hahaha.

    I’m female and like girly-smelling body washes. A souffle in the shower? delicious!

  14. I want to shower on you and will you wash my back if I wash yours???
    Thinking steamy thoughts 🙂
    Pam

  15. I want to shower on you some Dial Cherry Seed Oil & Mint NutriSkin Body Wash to get all clean before we get all dirty again. 🙂

  16. The “Caress White Peach Cream Whipped Souffle Body Wash” sounds sinful and indulgent, much like the prospect of showering with Marvo. You know the worst thing about souffles, though? They fall pretty easily, as in they can’t keep it up, as in they can’t maintain an erection, and I’m pretty sure that might be the case with me as well if I were to shower with a guy. I wouldn’t know because I haven’t tried, but I tend to go for people with…you know…va-jay-jays. But then again, this is about how “I want to shower on you,” not “I want to shower WITH you,” and since Asian watersports is my go-to fetish porn genre, Caress White Peach Cream Whipped Souffle Body Wash and Marvo might be a winning combination, with the prize being my ability to form and maintain stiff peaks (it’s kind of a food metaphor, but I’m TOTES talking about my penis here).

  17. I want to shower on you. I smell like a urine stained homeless man (in training) and would like some dove.

  18. I want to shower on you, Marvo! (and hell, if we find a big enough shower, we can get all the reviewers in there!) Hmmm… maybe I need some more sleep. Or less weird. One of those. At any rate, the Dove would be my first pick only because I’ve had good luck with it, but I ain’t picky. I’ll take whatever will work with all those people in my shower.

  19. I was staying at the hostel in D.C., and forgot to bring my Dove Men+Care Extra Fresh Body and Face Wash with me. “Hey, Dude”, I shouted into the next stall. “Ya got any soap over there that I could use?” “Oh, I’ve got some soap, but you won’t be feeling any cleaner after I get done with you… Shit, how do I get out of this?? “Cool, but I’m warning you, I never use the urinals in places like this, and I want to shower on you.” There’s no Body Wash that’s gonna get me clean, now.

  20. I want to shower on you! Old Spice Deo Sport Odor Blocker Body Wash…..I remember Deo….*sings” “Like a Rainbow in the dark!!!” So that’s what Ronnie James has been up to, he’s gotten himself in the Body Wash industry, which is good, because those those 80’s Hair Metal bands were filthy. Covered in sweat and booze and groupie germs. It’s about time they cleaned up their act.I wish he’d have a word with Kip Winger….

    Oh, it’s “Deo”, not “Dio”……nevermind then.

    (I’d still love to try it though!)

  21. I want to shower on you. My cat will jump in after to lick the water off the sides of the bathtub like she usually does. Yes, it’s weird. No, I don’t know why she does that when she has perfectly good water in a perfectly good water dish in the kitchen.

    I’d like the Caress Whipped Souffle one, because it sounds delicious.

  22. I told my boyfriend “I want to shower on you” but he refused. Maybe it’s because I’m not using Dove Unscented Sensitive Skin Nourishing Body Wash?

  23. Hi! I don’t knokw you but i still want to shower on you, preferably with Dial Cherry Seed Oil & Mint NutriSkin Body Wash. The economy is tough so a bottle of Dial Cherry Seed Oil and Mint Nutriskin Body WAsh would lift my spirits with its delicious scent and leave me clean and fresh smelling for job interviews. 😀

  24. “I want to (Community) shower on you” Dove Unscented Sensitive Skin Nourishing Body Wash

  25. First, I want to shower on you accolades for such an interesting and informative site. I have it on my Favorites and am always checking for an update. I’ve tried several products featured here that I probably would not have otherwise and I find your analysis is usually right on. Today I’d like to shower on you with Old Spice Deo Sport Odor Blocker Body Wash. Honestly, I’ve never heard of it but I’m very intrigued. I’m a real tolietry freak and I can’t believe you have managed to whip out something that’s totally new to me. You might wonder why a female would like Old Spice. Well, I do love the scent and I already have the soap. Color me crazy.

  26. I want to shower on you!! Despite the fantastic fun of showering with gravy, or salsa, or honey mustard, I just can’t go for a souffle in my shower — count me in for the Dial, ’cause it looks pretty & pink. 🙂

  27. I can’t believe you have to read through all these weird “I want to shower on you” comments that are directed toward you! I’m got love for bar soap, but my husband would read 1000 comments if they were from me and included some men’s body wash.

  28. I want to shower on you with the Dial Cherry while riding a giant plush hippo and petting a tiny little mutant rat-tailed maggot glued to your forehead. Its name is Pepe.

  29. The phrase I want to shower on you reminds me of the skit from Kids in the Hall (or was it strangers with candy), in the mall singing “I want to party with you! Put on my moonwalking shoes!”

  30. Oh yeah, I want to shower on you.

    Then I’ll clean up with Caress White Peach Cream Whipped Souffle Body Wash.

  31. I would love to shower on you. I want to shower on you so hard, with that Caress, Dove, or Dial. Souffle? Who wouldn’t want that showered on them. Mmmmmm.

  32. I want to shower on you as well! I´d love to try the Dial Cherry Seed Oil & Mint NutriSkin Body Wash – sounds yummy!

  33. I want to shower on you with the Old Spice. Even though I’m female. I like to smell like dudes. Not really, I just prefer the scent of dude body wash. Intense.

  34. “I want to shower on you with peaches and cream caress body wash”<—- that's what she said

  35. I want to shower on you…?…Not that I understand how that would actually work. But, I would like the Caress White Peach Cream Whipped Souffle Body Wash. Because I want to caress a peach whipped souffle in the shower on you.

  36. Marvo: I want to shower on you!

    Me: What???

    Marvo: It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this Dove Men+Care Extra Fresh Body and Face Wash!

  37. I want to shower on you with some Hilo rain. Dial Cherry Seed Oil & Mint NutriSkin Body Wash would be great (I hope).

  38. I want to shower (great complements and praise) on you. Also, I want Caress deliciousness. Shower and caress- two wonderful words 🙂

  39. Douches want the Axe
    Ladies want the Dove
    I don’t even want
    none of the above
    I want to shower on you
    Yes I do, I’ll shower on you
    I clean on you

    Old spice.

  40. I want to shower on you with a soda on the side!

    Gimme that Old Spice Deo Sport Odor Blocker Body Wash

  41. I want to shower on you. I’m a poor college kid so i would like to have the Caress White Peach Cream Whipped Souffle Body Wash… because it sounds yummy.

  42. I want to shower on you! Well, even if you don’t let me do that, at least let me buy you dinner.

    I guess the Axe would be my preference, since I never would buy it otherwise, followed by the Dove Men.

  43. I want to shower on you all of the Dove Men+Care Extra Fresh Body and Face Wash that I can squeeze out of the bottle. But not until the second date. (On the third date, I’ll rinse you off.)

  44. I want to shower on you, to cleanse thy soul.

    So send me some Dove Extra Care and some blueberry pancakes

  45. I want to shower on you. I would be interested in the white peach body wash by caress.

  46. I want to shower on you with Dial NutriSkin. The phrase in German for “to take a shower” is “unter die Dusche gehen.”

  47. I want to shower on you with some Dove Men+Care Extra Fresh Body and Face Wash. I’d also like to golden shower on you, but that’s another story.

  48. I want to shower on you! So does that mean physically on top or does that mean another type of shower?

    Dove Unscented Sensitive Skin Nourishing Body Wash, please!

  49. I want to shower on you with Dial Nutriskin!

    And yes, I did notice that none of the bodywashes were of a yellow or gold color. Hmmmm….

  50. I want to shower on you and on my bf after I present him with some Dove Men 😉

    Actually can I shower on (with) both him and you??? LOL

  51. I want to shower on you because having other people pay for things helps raise my low self-esteem. Twist, please.

  52. To Whom This May Concern:

    Rubba Dub Dub, baby. Lather me up with Dial Cherry Seed Oil & Mint NutriSkin because I want to shower on you. I want to shower on you long time. You’re welcome.

  53. I want to shower on you because you make me feel dirty!!! Caress white peach cream whipped souffle body!

  54. Oh Marvo, you silly, silly boy. I want to shower ON you.. although it might crush you.

    Would love to try the hot pink DIAL Nutraskin.

  55. I want to shower on you with Dove Unscented Sensitive Skin Nourishing Body Wash…yeah that’s it!

  56. After purchasing the Axe Whatever Messy hair gel based on your review, I’d like to shower with you and that Axe bodwash soon!

  57. Somehow, telling a stranger “I want to shower on you” sounds so wrong. Or at least, like some public officials. But yes! I want to shower on you!

  58. Look at me, now at my comment, now at my comment, sadly my comment isn’t me. I’m on a horse and I want to shower on you.

  59. I want to shower on you with that dove stuff. You may smell good after your are washed with that stuff:D

  60. I want to shower on ewe……..but probably not with the peach cream one……it would be a man soufflé

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