Which of the Five Will Stay Alive!!! (Limited Edition Candy Bar Edition)

Whenever I purchase limited edition labeled foods, I always wonder to myself, “Will they be worth something in the future if I don’t open them?”

Ten years from now, who would want to buy a stale candy bar? The only people who would buy it would probably be Golden Palace.com, if it had an image of the Virgin Mary on the wrapper.

Also, who would want to eat a candy bar that’s over a decade old?

Why are you folks looking at me?

Okay. Okay. So I once chewed on several sticks of fourteen-year-old bubble gum that came from packs of 1981 Topps Football cards, while hoping to find a Joe Montana rookie card.

Hey, I didn’t get the Joe Montana rookie card. I needed some kind of consolation.

Anyway, I recently picked up FIVE limited edition candy bars from the national convenience store chain down the street and I thought this would be a great opportunity to have another product election, where you get to vote for what product I review next.

Here are the five limited edition candy bars you will be able to vote for:

1. Hershey’s Whoppers Twosomes

2. Extra Smooth & Creamy Reese’s

3. Kit Kat Extra Creamy

4. Hershey’s Heath Twosomes

5. Nestle Crunch Dark

The candidate with the most votes will be declared the winner. The winner will be reviewed and the other candidates will be placed in a Ziploc bag, stored in the back of my refrigerator, and will be kept there until I’m ready to sell them on eBay…or until I get a craving for chocolate.

To vote, just leave a comment for this post with your choice. Only one choice and vote per person.

I’ll be accepting votes until Sunday, July 24th. Sometime shortly after that, I’ll post the review of the winning product.

Now go vote like you’re on a secluded island for some reality show and you want to get rid of the bitch/bastard who backstabbed you in one of the show’s challenges.

83 thoughts to “Which of the Five Will Stay Alive!!! (Limited Edition Candy Bar Edition)”

  1. Number 1…. I hate limited edition Resee’s (other than the chocolate no-longer limited ones…. enough already), creamy Kit-Kats don’t sound interesting (or good), Heath is teh suck, and Crunch Dark has been done before….. last year, in fact.

  2. Hershey’s Whoppers Twosomes–I like Hershey bars but hate Whoppers so it could turn into a love/hate relationship.

  3. Hershey’s Whoppers Twosomes. I recently had one and it was quite delicious! I shared it with my fiance, though – does that make it a Hershey’s Threesome?

  4. Hershey with Heath!!! I just recently indulged my whopper addiction…so HEATH HEATH!

  5. Hershey with Whoppers!! How can you go wrong with something yummy like that? Besides the others are merely just more creamy (which leads me to think – HUH?), or dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate. Thats no fun.

    Besides, think of all the fun things you can reference with the word Whopper!

  6. They should make Hershey Threesomes 🙂

    Buuut I guess i’ll go with the Heath Twosome… See, that doesn’t sound quite as exciting does it?

  7. If I say that I want to see the Chocolate Twosome with Whoppers, does that make me gay?

  8. Alex at post 25 said exactly what I wanted to say it was in the news this week dark chocolate helps to lower blood pressure plus other benefits so to your health Marvo dark chocolate Crunch.
    You give us so much its time we offer something back

  9. Well….I already know the Reese’s one sucks, because I’ve tasted it, and eating dark chocolate anything is like eating baker’s chocolate, so my vote is for the Hershey’s Heath Twosomes ’cause you can never have too many delicious toffee-based candies. Mmmm Skor bar. :-d

  10. It’s a toss-up between Crunch Dark and Heath, made that much harder now that news.google has reposted that finding about dark chocolate being healthy. But toffee rocks so much that I’ll have to go with the Heath.

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