Which of the Five Will Stay Alive!!! (Limited Edition Candy Bar Edition)

Whenever I purchase limited edition labeled foods, I always wonder to myself, “Will they be worth something in the future if I don’t open them?”

Ten years from now, who would want to buy a stale candy bar? The only people who would buy it would probably be Golden Palace.com, if it had an image of the Virgin Mary on the wrapper.

Also, who would want to eat a candy bar that’s over a decade old?

Why are you folks looking at me?

Okay. Okay. So I once chewed on several sticks of fourteen-year-old bubble gum that came from packs of 1981 Topps Football cards, while hoping to find a Joe Montana rookie card.

Hey, I didn’t get the Joe Montana rookie card. I needed some kind of consolation.

Anyway, I recently picked up FIVE limited edition candy bars from the national convenience store chain down the street and I thought this would be a great opportunity to have another product election, where you get to vote for what product I review next.

Here are the five limited edition candy bars you will be able to vote for:

1. Hershey’s Whoppers Twosomes

2. Extra Smooth & Creamy Reese’s

3. Kit Kat Extra Creamy

4. Hershey’s Heath Twosomes

5. Nestle Crunch Dark

The candidate with the most votes will be declared the winner. The winner will be reviewed and the other candidates will be placed in a Ziploc bag, stored in the back of my refrigerator, and will be kept there until I’m ready to sell them on eBay…or until I get a craving for chocolate.

To vote, just leave a comment for this post with your choice. Only one choice and vote per person.

I’ll be accepting votes until Sunday, July 24th. Sometime shortly after that, I’ll post the review of the winning product.

Now go vote like you’re on a secluded island for some reality show and you want to get rid of the bitch/bastard who backstabbed you in one of the show’s challenges.

83 thoughts to “Which of the Five Will Stay Alive!!! (Limited Edition Candy Bar Edition)”

  1. Ooo oo!! the twosomes! I want to know what kind of horrible sexual review you can get outta that!

    number 1! 🙂

  2. Nestle Crunch Dark! I love dark chocolate but it has to be good. My favorite texture is crunchy but it has to be VERY crunchy. Will this be worth my while?

  3. Darn,, I really love Peanut Butter cups so I should say Reeses,, but I think to be different I am gonna say Crunch Dark,, because I love dark chocolate and haven’t come across a Crunch Dark so am wondering what it’s like.

    Yep,, that’s my final answer,, Crunch Dark.

  4. It’s gotta be the KitKat. That thing is 95% wafer… what are they gonna make “extra creamy”???

  5. Just wanted to say that Blogzie turned me on to your site and I love it. And I love Method products too btw. Don’t have an opionion about the candy bars..but I was wondering yesterday why I was seeing all these new ones! LOL

  6. The Reese’s extra creamy, although like Mir I am curious as to how a crunchy Kit Kat can be made not only creamy but extra creamy.
    I might have to go find one of those Kit Kats myself!

  7. I have to vote for the Heath/Hershey twosome. Heath is my all time favorite candy bar!!!

  8. I vote for the Hershey’s Heath twosome…it just looks like a vicious backstabbing bastard of a candy bar to me.

  9. Give Me A Break, Give Me A Break… Brake me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar Extra Creamy !!

  10. well recent scientific studies have once again affirmed the positive health benefits of consuming dark chocolate. since i want you to be healthy marvo, my vote goes to the Crunch Dark.

  11. Kit Kat for me too, dark chocolate and health don’t really appeal to me.
    besides, who would want to backstab me ?

  12. Oh, I so vote for Crunch Dark Chocolate. Not only would it be delicious and delightfully crunchy, but good for you, with all the antioxidents and whatnot. At least we can keep telling ourselves that.

  13. Whopper Twosomes – oh, the possibilities with that review, knowing our reviewer’s twisted mind 🙂

  14. Im with pel, whopper twosomes. I honestly wonder how much these will be worth in a couple of years…

  15. I vote for Kit Kat Extra Creamy. It just sounds so dirty. While the “twosomes” sound so wholesome and fresh. C’mon, put something EXTRA CREAMY in your mouth. Heh.

    Heh heh.


  16. Oh wait! I declare! I didn’t realize Extra Smooth & Creamy Reese’s were extra SMOOVE and creamy! It makes me think Reese’s are simply “trying too hard” and should slip out of the faux mink coat and hang up the pimp hat. Just my opinion though…

  17. Whoppers Twosomes, and Joe Montana was the best QB ever, and I have some cheap-ass football card brand rookie card of his.

  18. Hershey’s Heath twosomes…because I’ve always hated Heath bars, and therefore don’t want that one to survive in the freezer.

  19. Number 1…. I hate limited edition Resee’s (other than the chocolate no-longer limited ones…. enough already), creamy Kit-Kats don’t sound interesting (or good), Heath is teh suck, and Crunch Dark has been done before….. last year, in fact.

  20. Hershey’s Whoppers Twosomes–I like Hershey bars but hate Whoppers so it could turn into a love/hate relationship.

  21. Hershey’s Whoppers Twosomes. I recently had one and it was quite delicious! I shared it with my fiance, though – does that make it a Hershey’s Threesome?

  22. Hershey with Heath!!! I just recently indulged my whopper addiction…so HEATH HEATH!

  23. Hershey with Whoppers!! How can you go wrong with something yummy like that? Besides the others are merely just more creamy (which leads me to think – HUH?), or dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate. Thats no fun.

    Besides, think of all the fun things you can reference with the word Whopper!

  24. They should make Hershey Threesomes 🙂

    Buuut I guess i’ll go with the Heath Twosome… See, that doesn’t sound quite as exciting does it?

  25. If I say that I want to see the Chocolate Twosome with Whoppers, does that make me gay?

  26. Alex at post 25 said exactly what I wanted to say it was in the news this week dark chocolate helps to lower blood pressure plus other benefits so to your health Marvo dark chocolate Crunch.
    You give us so much its time we offer something back

  27. Well….I already know the Reese’s one sucks, because I’ve tasted it, and eating dark chocolate anything is like eating baker’s chocolate, so my vote is for the Hershey’s Heath Twosomes ’cause you can never have too many delicious toffee-based candies. Mmmm Skor bar. :-d

  28. It’s a toss-up between Crunch Dark and Heath, made that much harder now that news.google has reposted that finding about dark chocolate being healthy. But toffee rocks so much that I’ll have to go with the Heath.

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