I’d like to apologize for the lack of posts this week. I’m currently moving to a new place and I didn’t realize how difficult and time consuming it is to move the 10 years worth of crap I’ve accumulated, which includes 35 USB cables, 100 pounds of books I haven’t read, two printers, a dead PowerMac G4 with 17 inch monitor (which I swear I’ll revive one day), kanji practice worksheets from college, half a dozen hard drives that are less than 250 GB (which sounds like I have a lot of porn, but surprisingly they don’t contain any, because my porn is stored on a 2 TB drive), several pairs of jeans that don’t fit anymore, a lot of magazines with Tiger Woods on the cover and a comfort wipe.
I’ve moved over 95 percent of my stuff and will bring the last 5 percent to the new place by tomorrow, so expect a bukkake of reviews next week.
13 thoughts to “APOLOGY: Because I Didnâ€™t Know Moving 10 Years of Crap Would Take So Much Time”
Good luck on the move.
Also, uhhh… kudos on writing a “I’m moving” message with a comfort wipe and bukkake in it.
“That’s sooooo Marvo!” / laugh track
I feel your pain. I’m just finishing up a move myself. How the hell did I end up w/ 6 manual can openers?!?
Moving to a swank new bachelor pad?
when is the next episode of TIB going to come out? oh how i’ve missed your sweet sweet voice.
You had “bukkake” and “17 inch” in the same post. I wonder what Google search hits may come your way?
Gotta love bukkake.
Ha, 35 USB cables? 6 spare hard drives? I keep that much in the dashboard of my car!
Or at least I would if I had a car.
And could drive.
I really should get on that.
Moving sucks…so have fun with all that. Can’t wait for your next review…i was getting lonely without reading your posts…
I personally feel reasonable for you even owning a comfort wipe… I kinda feel like I probably should reimburse you for having to move it lol.
When I had to pay movers just to haul my couch up and over the balcony because it wouldn’t fit through the front door, I realized that they can move other things, too! I highly recommend hiring others to do your dirty work. Or never moving again. Either way.
Rather than a bukkake of reviews, how about some reviews of bukkake??
Hope you’re all moved in! Come back and review something!
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