BACK ON SHELVES: Doritos Blazin’ Buffalo & Ranch (2018)

Doritos Blazin Buffalo  Ranch  2018

It’s back again! Two straight years! Just make it a regular flavor already! Here’s our review. (Spotted by Chris N at Walmart.)

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QUICK REVIEW: Dairy Queen Triple Truffle Blizzard

Dairy Queen Triple Truffle Blizzard

Dairy Queen subscribes to the same belief as me that the only thing better than chocolate candy is even more chocolate candy. In that vein, January’s Blizzard of the Month is the returning Triple Truffle Blizzard which consists of vanilla soft serve blended with chocolate topping mixed with fudge, caramel, and peanut butter truffles.

Caught up in the excitement of this announcement, I celebrated by channeling Chunk with my best Truffle Shuffle. Having never seen The Goonies apparently, my wife was less amused and more poised to call an ambulance, clearly unimpressed and rather disturbed by my spasmatic gyrations.

After consulting with my divorce attorney (what monster has never seen The Goonies?!) I chose to sample each of the candy pieces individually before going in for the ménage à truffle.

As a card-carrying peanut butter-holic, the salty, gritty quality of the peanut butter candy is particularly satisfying and well balanced in its chocolate shell. The caramel truffle is no Sloth though as it provides a sweet, syrupy texture that finishes with a deeper but faint coffee note. The fudge truffle is less potent but lingers more than the other Goonies with a pleasantly fudgy aftertaste.

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When multiple pieces converge on one’s spoon, the Triple Truffle becomes, dare I say it, three times as good. The peanut butter and caramel complement each other particularly well while the fudge pieces lend a needed cohesive backdrop. Unfortunately, the chocolate topping they advertise as being included is so faint and has less depth than One-Eyed Willy’s vision.

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In the end, the bites with healthy truffle representation are excellent but infrequent, leaving many a naked spoonful of the somnolent base. While a decent romp through the Goon Docks, this adventure doesn’t lead to a long-lost trove of pirate rich stuff.

Purchased Price: $2.99
Size: Mini
Rating: 7 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (Mini) 380 calories, 15 grams of fat, 10 grams of saturated fat, 0 gram of trans fat, 30 milligrams of cholesterol, 140 milligrams of sodium, 54 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of dietary fiber 46 grams of sugar, and 8 grams of protein.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Snickers Peanut Butter Crisper

Snickers Peanut Butter Crisper

If it had some caramel, it could’ve been Mars’ Whatchamacallit. (Spotted by RaveGyrl at Love’s.)

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REVIEW: Pillsbury Grands Limited Edition Hot Cocoa Rolls

Pillsbury Grands Limited Edition Hot Cocoa Rolls

Is there anything better than gooey cinnamon rolls, hot out of the oven, while you’re trapped inside during a blizzard? There is, and it’s Pillsbury Grands Limited Edition Hot Cocoa Rolls. I got my hands on Pillsbury’s new concoction at the perfect moment – right before the “bomb cyclone” dumped snow and ice all over my world.

The best part of making Pillsbury rolls is the exquisite tension of opening the tube. It’s pressurized, like a doughy grenade. I start with tentative pokes of a spoon into the cardboard seam, expecting the BOOM to take my fingers off – or worse. When that doesn’t work, I start really digging in, still in expectant terror of explosion. Nothing. Finally, I’m a spoon-wielding maniac, stabbing from arm’s length until I hit the seam right on and a quiet POOF comes from dough and air squeezing through the tiny slit in the cardboard. Extremities intact, heart racing, I wrestle the tube open.

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I had to re-spiral the dough once separating the five rolls from each other. Mass production and tube pressure mushes them out of shape and I simply cannot abide a wonky roll. Some chocolate filling flaked off in the process, but I sprinkled most of it back on.

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After baking for the prescribed time (the low end – I’m impatient), I had five gorgeous rolls with decadent velvety brown spirals. I only got a mild chocolate aroma, but lots of the standard kitchen-filling baked goodness smell.

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I like to ice my rolls when they’re warm, not hot – this way it melts but stays mostly on the top & sides. While I waited for my buns to cool, I snuck a taste of the marshmallow icing. It was like a dollop of Marshmallow Fluff fell into the traditional Pillsbury Cinnamon Roll icing.

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Once iced, it was time to dig in. While snow whirled around outside, I uncoiled the first finished product. As with any good cinnamon roll, it started a little crusty on the outside and turned progressively soft and gooey as I moved further into the spiral.

The chocolate filling did remind me of a cup of Swiss Miss – a light but tasty cocoa flavor. With the deep chocolate color, I expected a more pronounced taste, but I really enjoyed the restrained milky/marshmallow feel. They were absolutely delicious and before I knew it, three were gone and I had to save the other two for the remaining people in the house who would definitely judge me for eating them all.

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I didn’t try to pair these with a mug of hot cocoa – I was eating them too fast to even stop for a drink – but next time I’d try them with hot cider. And there will definitely be a next time.

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Overall, this was like cinnamon roll’s cuter cousin from out of town came to visit. We had a winter fling and now I’ll go back to cinnamon – until hot cocoa visits again.

(Nutrition Facts – 1 roll with icing – 300 calories, 60 calries from fat, 7 grams of fat, 3.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 530 milligrams of sodium, 56 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of dietary fiber, 24 grams of sugars and 5 grams of protein.)

Purchased Price: $3.78
Size: 17.5 oz. tube (5 rolls)
Purchased at: Walmart
Rating: 9 out of 10
Pros: Hot Cocoa Rolls > Bomb Cyclone. Laid-back chocolate flavor. Packaging that scares the bejeezus out of me.
Cons: Having to share with others. Limited Edition = having to say goodbye to my winter romance.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 1/11/2018

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Kellogg s Rice Krispies Treats Chocolate Lovers

Kellogg’s Rice Krispies Treats Chocolate Lovers

(Spotted by Bob K at Walmart.)

Great Value Peanut Party Nut Clusters

Great Value Peanut Party Nut Clusters

Great Value Caramel Cravings Nut Clusters

Great Value Caramel Cravings Nut Clusters

Great Value Maple Mischief Nut Clusters

Great Value Maple Mischief Nut Clusters

(Spotted by Carla at Walmart.)

Green Giant Veggie Spirals  Carrot and Zucchini

Green Giant Veggie Spirals (Carrot and Zucchini)

There’s also a butternut squash version. (Spotted by Carla at Walmart.)

Sinister Labs Sinfit Chocolate Crunch Double Layer High Protein Crunch Bar

Sinister Labs Sinfit Chocolate Crunch Double Layer High Protein Crunch Bar

Sinister Labs Sinfit Peanut Butter Crunch Double Layer High Protein Crunch Bar

Sinister Labs Sinfit Peanut Butter Crunch Double Layer High Protein Crunch Bar

Sinister Labs Sinfit Cinnamon Crunch Double Layer High Protein Crunch Bar

Sinister Labs Sinfit Cinnamon Crunch Double Layer High Protein Crunch Bar

(Spotted by Bob K at Giant Eagle.)

Ocean Spray Strawberry Flavored Craisins 6 Pack

Ocean Spray Strawberry Flavored Craisins 6-Pack

The strawberry Raisins aren’t new, but the six-pack is. (Spotted by Carla at Walmart.)

H E B Cinnamon Mocha Cerealology

H-E-B Cinnamon Mocha Cerealology

(Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B.)

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