REVIEW: Kellogg’s ICEE Cereal

As someone who spent a large portion of my formative years at the Jersey Shore, ICEEs were more than just a treat. They were a symbol of summer, a form of salvation from the heat, and now, thanks to Kellogg’s, it can add “Mixed Berry Breakfast Cereal” to its resume too.

It is UNCANNY how much this smells like ICEEs. I’m not sure if “cereal odor engineer” is an actual job title, but if it is, bravo to this cereal odor engineer! Interestingly, though, the taste was not quite so evocative. I had to shovel down a few bites before I could even figure out what flavor my mouth was experiencing. My eloquent first thought was… “cereal.” I know, but seriously between the small ball shape, colors that certainly cannot be found in nature, crunchy-on-the-outside-but-airy-on-the-inside texture, and flavor that combines sweetness, maltiness, and a hint of bitter artificiality, they check every box that sugary breakfast cereals are infamous for (if only they came with a prize too!).

Do the red puffs and the blue puffs taste any different? My expert verdict is: a little. I got a faint whiff of cherriness from the red and blue-raspberry-ness from the blue, but honestly, I think the colors did a lot of work in helping to convince my brain that they were distinct. The website I bought this from explicitly lists purple as one of the piece colors too (neat to note that those few pieces weren’t just brightly hued screwups after all), but I can’t say they had any unique flavor of their own. And just like combining red and blue gives you purple, combining red ICEE pieces and blue ICEE pieces in the same mouthful gives you something new, too… a total mess.

The cereal tasted much better when I was eating only reds or only blues; the minute I mixed up a big spoonful, all I could taste was a funky artificiality that bizarrely reminded me of banana. It wasn’t exactly BAD, but I can’t say it totally hit the mark either.

Of course, I also have to mention this cereal’s rad gimmick, a cooling sensation like what was used in last year’s Coca-Cola Starlight. At first, I just chalked my chilly mouth up to cold milk, but when I ate a few dry pieces, lo and behold, the cooling effect was just as strong, leaving not just the roof of my mouth but even my throat feeling frosty and tingly. Perhaps this wasn’t strictly necessary, but it was a pretty cool touch (pun not intended, actually, but welcome nonetheless). And hot tip (or, ahem, cool tip): if you enjoy this effect, definitely slurp up all the milk at the bottom of your bowl, too.

So, am I glad I tried these? Sure! Did I ultimately need the ginormous two-pack I bought? Probably not! Will I reach for these again when the craving for a frozen fruity beverage strikes? Doubtful! But will I gladly snarf them down for a quick, quirky, and not necessarily quality breakfast? ICEE-lutely!

Purchased Price: $7.98
Size: 2 13.2 oz bags
Purchased at: SamsClub.com
Rating: 6 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (1 1/3 cup serving with no milk) 130 calories, 1 gram of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 190 milligrams of sodium, 33 grams of carbohydrates, 4 grams of fiber, 14 grams of sugar, and 2 grams of protein.

SPOTTED: Lay’s Wavy Cuban Sandwich Potato Chips

I thought this was a returning product, but after searching our archives, I realized I was confusing it with the Lay’s Reuben Potato Chips. I apologize, Reuben and Cuban sandwich fans. (Spotted by Sage G at Target.)

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SPOTTED: Sensible Portions Garden Veggie Puffs Pizza

Just looking at the picture above is making me crave pizza. The word “PIZZA” is in my face and I can’t stop thinking about pizza. I’m sure these Veggie Puffs will taste fine, but I really want a pizza. You know what, I’m an adult with a credit card. I’m going to order pizza. Thanks, Sensible Portions Garden Veggie Puffs Pizza. You’ve encouraged me to get pizza. (Spotted by Robbie at Sam’s Club.)

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SPOTTED: Kellogg’s ICEE Cereal

Kellogg s ICEE Cereal

This makes me want a Banana Slurpee cereal. Also, I thought strawberry was the popular red-colored ICEE flavor. Maybe that was back in my time. (Spotted by Jenna at Sam’s Club.)

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TAKE MY IDEA: Old El Paso Cinnamon Toast Crunch Crunchy Taco Shells

(Take My Idea posts are the results of dreams. They are absolutely not real products…yet.)

The Choco Taco is DEAD.

I’m sorry I had to remind those of you who were fans. I think our friends at General Mills could create something that might help us forget that Unilever used its Unicleaver to eliminate the popular frozen novelty. My idea is for the General Mills-owned brands, Old El Paso and Cinnamon Toast Crunch, to come together in holy moly matrimony to offer taco shells coated, baked, or blasted with Cinnamon Toast Crunch’s Cinnadust.

This concept popped into my head after learning about Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bugles. I completely forgot Bugles is a brand under the General Mills umbrella. Okay, full disclosure, I totally didn’t know it’s been a General Mills product for decades. When eating them, I’m less concerned with who makes them and more concerned with putting them on my fingertips and pretending I’m a nervous kaiju biting my claws because I fear Godzilla is coming after me.

Anyhoo, the crunchy snack got me thinking about other crunchy snacks that could be Cinnadusted, which led me to spend some time that sane people would spend watching TV to look up other General Mills brands. Eventually, my eyes locked onto Old El Paso, which brought back memories of those Taco Bell Chocolate Taco and Cinnamon Nacho Dessert Kits that came out almost a decade ago, which in turn made me imagine Old El Paso Cinnamon Toast Crunch Crunchy Taco Shells. Cha-ching!

But it shouldn’t come in the typical taco shell shape because, from my experience with those Taco Bell shells, that just makes it difficult to stuff ice cream into it. Old El Paso has those Stand ‘n Stuff Shells, which will make it much easier to slide all those sweet fillings in. Heck, make it a dessert kit like those Taco Bell ones and include bottles of Cinnadust and Cinnamon Toast Crunch Creamy Cinnamon Spread and a small box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch Minis Cereal. Cha-synergy! Also, the packaging could suggest using General Mills-owned Häagen-Dazs ice cream as the taco’s filling. If Häagen-Dazs is too “fancy” for lesser brands, just add an umlaut to Cinnädust. Now it looks worthy of Häagen-Dazs.

Sure, the Choco Taco might make a Dunkaroos-like comeback a decade from now. But that’s a decade from now, and I think General Mills is in an excellent position to fill our dessert taco needs.

So, please, take my idea for free, General Mills.

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