REVIEW: Dairy Queen Oreo Dirt Pie Blizzard

Dairy Queen Oreo Dirt Pie Blizzard Cup

What is the Dairy Queen Oreo Dirt Pie Blizzard?

It’s one of the new flavors on the Dairy Queen Summer Blizzard menu, and it mixes two old favorites – Oreo cookie pieces and fudge crumble – with gummy worms, which, as far as I can tell, is a first-time-ever DQ ingredient. They create the treat that seems to be served at every 5-year-old’s birthday party.

How is it?

Dairy Queen Oreo Dirt Pie Blizzard Top

The DQ website claimed that I will “delight at the fun surprise of finding gummy worms sprinkled throughout.” I was skeptical. I do indeed like Blizzards, but getting delight, fun, and surprise from one seemed a little much. Except that it wasn’t. I did not expect the gummy worms to be distributed throughout, but they were. And I expected some of them to be decapitated and mutilated by the Blizzard machine’s whirring steel thingy (that’s probably not the official name). And yet all the gummy worms were fully intact. I was a bit surprised by the size of the worms, though, as they were rather small and perhaps more accurately could be described as gummy grubs.

Dairy Queen Oreo Dirt Pie Blizzard Worm

As for the taste, it was about as close to delight-fun-surprise as you can get from a Blizzard. Oreo cookies have long been one of the most popular Blizzard ingredients, so I’m assuming you know what Oreo and DQ soft serve taste like. Oreo is good, of course, but it’s the other two parts that make this one sparkle. The fudge crumble did its job to amp up the chocolatey taste of the cookies, and the gummy worms were a perfect addition. If you’ve mixed gummy bears, worms, or any gummy animal of your choice into ice cream, you know that the cold can rob the gummies of their gumminess and make them unpleasantly hard. That didn’t happen here, and the gummy worms were plentiful, chewy, and had distinctly different flavors. I can’t really tell you precisely what those distinct flavors were because gummy flavors are hard to describe, other than fruity-berryish. Can anyone really say what flavor a red gummy is compared to a green one? I think not.

Anything else you need to know?

Dairy Queen Oreo Dirt Pie Blizzard Mix

This might be a record-breaking Blizzard in the calorie department. According to the DQ website, a large version of this clocks in at 1,520 calories. That tops all other Blizzards currently on the menu and is more than 50 percent higher than the large Butterfinger Blizzard at 970 calories. I guess that is to be expected when you take a standard Oreo Blizzard (1,140 calories for a large) and then add in fudge crumble and a bunch of gummy worms. But this one is worth the extra calories.

Conclusion:

I’m hoping that DQ tries more gummy items in its Blizzards, as I also liked the Sour Patch Kids Blizzard from a few years back. Just disregard my comment about this one containing gummy grubs and not gummy worms, and I bet you will like it.

Purchased Price: $4.49
Size: Small
Rating: 9 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (Small) 810 calories, 33 grams of fat, 15 grams of saturated fat, 1 gram of trans fat, 45 milligrams of cholesterol, 410 milligrams of sodium, 116 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of dietary fiber, 86 grams of sugar, and 15 grams of protein.

SPOTTED: Milk Bar Chocolate Birthday Cake and Chocolate Mint Cookies N’ Cream Ice Creams

Milk Bar Chocolate Birthday Cake Ice Cream

Milk Bar Chocolate Mint Cookies N Cream Ice Cream

The Milk Bar Ice Cream line has two chocolatey additions. Chocolate Birthday Cake has Chocolate B’day cake flavored ice cream with chocolate B’day crumbs, chocolate cake batter, and B’day frosting. Chocolate Mint Cookies N’ Cream features chocolate mint ice cream with chocolate cookie batter, cookies n’ cream crunch, and a creamy mint swirl. (Spotted by Sarah R at Whole Foods.)

SPOTTED: Noosa Frozen Yoghurt Gelato

Noosa Honey Vanilla Bean Frozen Yoghurt Gelato
Noosa Honey Vanilla Bean Frozen Yoghurt Gelato
Noosa Strawberry  Cream Frozen Yoghurt Gelato
Noosa Strawberry & Cream Frozen Yoghurt Gelato
Noosa Chocolate Fudge Frozen Yoghurt Gelato
Noosa Chocolate Fudge Frozen Yoghurt Gelato
Noosa Sea Salt Caramel Frozen Yoghurt Gelato
Noosa Sea Salt Caramel Frozen Yoghurt Gelato

Yoplait did it. So did Dannon. Now we have Noosa. Okay, Chobani. It’s your turn. (Spotted by Amanda Y at Kroger.)

SPOTTED – 4/14/2022

Here are some interesting new products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Mac s Nashville Hot Style Chicharrones
Mac’s Nashville Hot Style Chicharrones

(Spotted by Robbie at Walmart.)

Member s Mark Milk Chocolate Toffee Truffle with a Hint of Sea Salt
Member’s Mark Milk Chocolate Toffee Truffle with a Hint of Sea Salt

(Spotted by Robbie at Sam’s Club.)

Trolli Jurassic World Sour Brite Crawlers
Trolli Jurassic World Sour Brite Crawlers

(Spotted by DJ at Redner’s.)

Wicked Kitchen Mint Chocolate Chip Non Dairy Frozen Dessert
Wicked Kitchen Mint Chocolate Chip Non Dairy Frozen Dessert

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Kroger.)

La Croix Cherry Blossom Sparkling Water
La Croix Cherry Blossom Sparkling Water

(Spotted by Sarah R at Target.)

Waterloo Cherry Limeade Sparkling Water
Waterloo Cherry Limeade Sparkling Water

(Spotted by Sarah R at Target.)

Cheez It Cheddar Pop d Corn
Cheez-It Cheddar Pop’d Corn

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Walmart.)

Member s Mark Turtle Topped Cheesecake
Member’s Mark Turtle Topped Cheesecake

(Spotted by Robbie at Sam’s Club.)

Clear American Blue Raspberry Sparkling Water
Clear American Blue Raspberry Sparkling Water
Clear American Strawberry Punch Snow Cone Sparkling Water
Clear American Strawberry Punch Snow Cone Sparkling Water

(Spotted by Matthew A at Walmart.)

REVIEW: Snapple Elements (2022)

Snapple Elements  2022 Bottles

What are Snapple Elements?

First launched in 1999 and discontinued in the mid-2000s, the Snapple Elements line associated inventive fruit flavors with natural phenomena. Snapple has re-launched the line starting with three flavors: Fire (dragon fruit), Rain (agave cactus), and Air (prickly pear and peach white tea).

Now with updated formulas, Snapple Elements contain no artificial sweeteners and 45% less sugar than other Snapple varieties.

How are they?

If you loved Snapple Elements enough to buy one of the original curvy glass bottles on eBay or sign an online petition begging for their return, this review is for you. Although my memories of the line are not clear enough to compare the old and new formulas, I’m here to report my experience, unclouded by a nostalgic haze. If only your Tamagotchi were alive to see this!

Snapple Elements  2022 Fire

The ruby red Fire variety achieves its dragon fruit flavor through a mixture of pear and grape juice concentrates and natural flavors. While dragon fruit is a mild flavor that is difficult to get right, Fire gets it pretty close. It tastes like sweet pear enriched with subtle floral notes.

Snapple Elements  2022 Rain

Rain’s agave cactus flavor was most intriguing. I associate cactus flavor with prickly pear flavor, sometimes with a hint of sourness, and the drink delivers shades of this expectation. It tastes like watered-down white grape juice (which does not appear in the ingredients list) mixed with mild pear and agave (which do). A subtle ribbon of tartness runs through the drink, and the agave’s flavor smoothes it out. The flavor is pleasantly light, refreshing, and subtle in a way that reminds me of drinking coconut water or aloe water. Rain was definitely the most unique drinking experience of the three flavors, and approaching it with an open mind and nebulous expectations made it easy to enjoy.

Snapple Elements  2022 Air

Finally, Air promises prickly pear and peach white tea flavors. Ironically, it is the only variety of the three not to contain pear juice or even much pear flavor. Its ingredients (white tea, acerola fruit extract, and natural flavors) contribute to a mellow peachy flavor paired with the crispness of white tea.

Although each contains a decent amount of added sugar, all varieties taste light, refreshing, and highly palatable. I would choose any one of them over Snapple’s current juice offerings, which (despite my affinity for Kiwi Strawberry) I find too sweet to finish in one sitting.

Anything else you need to know?

I struggled to locate all three varieties in my area, so stock up if you find your favorite. Also, although Snapple has swapped its iconic glass bottles for plastic, the Snapple facts printed beneath the caps live on. Did you know that humans can encourage precipitation with cloud seeding? Diploma, please!

Conclusion:

Snapple Elements  2022 Glasses

All three Snapple Elements flavors provide light, refreshing flavor experiences which are exciting contributions to the brand’s current line-up. Nostalgia aside, I hope the Elements line expands.

Purchased Price: $1.39 (Target) and $7.99 (Amazon)
Size: 15.9 fl oz bottles
Purchased at: Target (Fire and Rain) and Amazon (Air)
Rating: 7 out of 10 (Fire), 8 out of 10 (Rain), 7 out of 10 (Air)
Nutrition Facts: (1 bottle) Fire – 110 calories, 0 grams of fat, 10 milligrams of sodium, 26 grams of carbohydrates, 25 grams of sugar (including 20 grams added sugars) , and 0 grams of protein. Rain – 110 calories, 0 grams of fat, 10 milligrams of sodium, 25 grams of carbohydrates, 25 grams of sugar (including 19 grams added sugars), and 0 grams of protein. Air – 110 calories, 0 grams of fat, 10 milligrams of sodium, 25 grams of carbohydrates, 25 grams of sugar (including 25 grams added sugars), and 0 grams of protein.

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