REVIEW: McDonald’s Sprite Berry Blast

That's quite blue.

McDonald’s might have its equivalent to the Baja Blast with its newfangled Sprite Berry Blast. And no, it’s not just because both fast food beverages have the word “Blast” in their names.

Sprite Berry Blast is part of a trio of new McDonald’s craft sodas, which also includes a “Dirty” Dr. Pepper variant and an “Orange Dream” Hi-C remix, which presumably tastes a lot like a melted Creamsicle. The Sprite Berry Blast item is definitely the most unique of the three, and in some ways, it’s also the most ambitious. I mean, it’s not like you can get foamy, blue raspberry-flavored Sprite anywhere else, especially in a 20-ounce bottle at the nearest convenience store.

It looks like clouds ruining a sunny day.

The drink’s aesthetics are undeniably cool. The beverage has a nice cerulean tone, sort of a cross between Mountain Berry Blast Powerade and Windex. And with the swirls of cream at the top of the cup, it totally looks like a cloudy photo of Earth taken from the Hubble Telescope or something. For extra ephemera value, my cup also had a McTie-In to this year’s World Cup, in case you were wondering which group stage contests were taking place in Atlanta later this year. Visually, it screams “Summer 2026.”

FOAM!

I’m not sure how I’d describe the taste of the cream. I guess it has a little Cool Whip flair to it, but it tastes sweeter than the stuff you normally get doused on top of your coffees at Starbucks. The mouthfeel is great, kinda nailing the perfect balance between soupy and chewy. It doesn’t add as much to the overall flavor as you might expect, but it’s certainly a nice way to begin the beverage experience.

I went into this product expecting “Sprite, only artificial-blueberry flavored.” But that’s not exactly the case. Really, it doesn’t taste like traditional Sprite at all — more like a super sparkly, ultra crispy raspberry ginger ale. It goes down very smooth and every now and then you pick up a noticeable but subdued citrus kick. It’s like the fully evolved Pokémon version of a Blue Raspberry Slush Puppie — in pure liquid form.

There’s sort of a misconception out there that all blue raspberry beverages taste the same. But this one really does have a distinct profile and personality. I kept trying to gauge in my head which flavor was predominant — i.e., is it more Sprite or blue raspberry? — but that’s a fool’s errand. The mishmash of the two flavors is so harmonious that it indeed feels like an all-new drink and not just another slight retread of something we’ve already drank a billion times before. This isn’t Pepsi Blue all over again; it’s a totally different type of beast. It’s certainly sharper than most McDonald’s beverages; it almost feels like a non-alcoholic version of a blueberry daiquiri cocktail.

This is a Sprite spin-off for people who don’t necessarily like Sprite. If you like pina coladas and/or dancing in the rain, I suspect this stuff is right up your alley.

Purchased Price: $3.19
Size: Large
Rating: 9 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 390 calories, 7 grams of fat, 0.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 120 milligrams of sodium, 84 grams of carbohydrates, 82 grams of sugar, 0 grams of fiber, and 0 grams of protein.

REVIEW: Domino’s Slice Sauce

Gold lid, but is it the gold standard for pizza dipping sauce?

As a consumer, fast food pizza is like a tennis match out there, and I’ve been watching Domino’s and Papa Johns volley back and forth. Earlier this year, Papa Johns launched toasted sandwiches, a mainstay on Domino’s menu. Then Domino’s was like, Oh yeah? We’re going to launch a Slice Sauce and stake our claim right on the packaging: “The Ideal Sauce for your Slice.”

Bold claims require bold evidence, and as a self-declared garlic butter loyalist, I was ready to officiate.

For context, Papa Johns’ Garlic Butter is one of the primary reasons that its pizza is my #1. I always have a spare garlic butter cup in the fridge; you know, for these moments, or impulsive late-night pizza eating.

Domino's Slice Sauce on the left and Papa Johns Garlic Sauce on the right

So a direct head-to-head was non-negotiable.

The Slice Sauce runs $0.99 as an add-on in the app, where it’s described as “creamy and zesty with a hint of Parmesan.” Respectable price point.

Domino's Slice Sauce looks like fry sauce.

In the container, it skews orange-ish, closer to Thousand Island dressing with the flecks and everything, but the smell is zesty and promising. On the first bite, the Parmesan and Asiago cheese blend shows up – genuinely the first taste, not just marketing copy. But it quickly gives way to something more ranch-coded, with a buttermilk finish that keeps things interesting.

Dipping a slice of MeatZZa into the sauce.

To keep this tennis analogy going – here’s where it goes to deuce: I preferred it on the MeatZZa, where it amplified the cheesiness and left a tangy, ranch-like aftertaste that worked. On my mushroom vegetarian slice, it overly accentuated the tomato in a way that felt like there was too much tomato sauce.

Dipping a Domino’s slice into a Papa Johns sauce seems saucealigious.

Papa Johns’ Garlic Butter, by contrast, played nice with both – universally complementary, and deeply buttery in a way that just hits like a Serena Williams serve.

Would I buy the Slice Sauce again? Nah. It’s not bad, it’s just fine, especially when Papa Johns’ garlic butter exists and is elite. Domino’s talked a big game, and the sauce is a solid showing, but it wasn’t the upset I was hoping for.

Purchased Price: $0.99
Size: 1 cup (35g)
Rating: 5 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 170 calories, 18 grams of total fat, 3.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 15 milligrams of cholesterol, 370 milligrams of sodium, 2 grams of total carbohydrates, 0 grams of dietary fiber, 1 gram of total sugars, and 1 gram of protein.

REVIEW: Popeyes Honey BBQ Chicken Sandwich

Popeyes Honey BBQ Chicken Sandwich before I stick my teeth into it.

The list of limited time only Popeyes Chicken Sandwiches is long. However, it’s not CVS-receipt-long, like the list of Taco Bell’s loaded Nacho Fries or Burger King’s Whoppers. Out of all those chicken sandwiches, only one comes to mind that I’d like to see reappear — the Golden BBQ Chicken Sandwich.

But now there’s another one I’d like to see make a return someday, or become a permanent addition: the Honey BBQ Chicken Sandwich. Yep, another sweet barbecue-sauced crispy chicken sandwich. Can’t help it. My tongue loves what my tongue loves.

I’m actually surprised this honey BBQ sauce-slathered sandwich didn’t happen sooner, because I’m pretty sure this is the same sauce used with Popeyes wings. So when this disappears from the menu, I could honey muster the courage to ask nicely for a chicken sandwich that swaps the mayo for the honey BBQ sauce used with Popeyes wings. Or I could write a letter to Popeyes corporate with a CVS-receipt-long list of reasons why customers should be able to easily customize their sandwich with whatever sauces Popeyes offers.

Anyway, the Honey BBQ Chicken Sandwich comes with Popeyes’ chicken breast filet marinated in Louisiana herbs and spices, barrel-cured pickles, and a sweet and tangy BBQ sauce, all on a toasted, buttery brioche bun. Along with being surprised that this sandwich didn’t come out sooner, I’m also surprised this isn’t topped with hot honey, because looking at store shelves, it appears that hot honey is still hot, honey.

Although it looks like a lot of sauce, I wish it had more.

The sauce is sweet, savory, and a little peppery, and it goes extremely well with Popeyes’ chicken fillet and the tangy pickles. The honey’s flavor leaves a strong impression. However, I wish the sauce had been applied more liberally, because I wanted more of that sweet and tangy flavor. The slightly sweet bun and the poultry tempered the sticky sauce a bit. While the barbecue sauce was applied to both buns, I wish the crispy fillet had been coated with it, even if that meant one extremely messy experience. I’ll gladly trade cleanliness for a mouth that looked like it was bobbing for apples in a barrel of barbecue sauce.

What is up with one thick side and one thin side?

As for the chicken, it was its usual juicy and tender self with a crispy coating. Though I’ve had maybe three Popeyes chicken sandwiches over the past six months and all of them had fillets that were thick on one side and thin on the other. So there’s one meaty side and the other is mostly breading. Of course, your Popeyes locations may vary.

Overall, Popeyes’ Honey BBQ Chicken Sandwich is a winner winner chicken dinner…or lunch.

Purchased Price: $7.79
Rating: 8 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 630 calories, 24 grams of fat, 11 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 65 milligrams of cholesterol, 2020 milligrams of sodium, 78 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of fiber, 27 grams of sugar, and 26 grams of protein.

REVIEW: Dairy Queen Fruity Pebbles Shake

Dairy Queen Fruity Pebbles Shake with top on

If I were to be crowned Dairy King, I would decree that ice cream is a perfectly acceptable breakfast food. But Dairy Queen beat me to it with the new “Breakfast Collection” that includes the Choco Frosted Donut Blizzard, Cinnamon Toast Crunch Dipped Cone, and Fruity Pebbles Shake. As a dutiful peasant of the Kingdom of Dairy, I honored the crown by partaking in all three offerings. In this review, I hereby declare that the Fruity Pebbles Shake is indeed glorious, though with one caveat.

Dairy Queen Fruity Pebbles Shake with whipped topping

I had muted expectations for this shake, as I assumed it would take some kind of wizardly magic to keep the Fruity Pebbles from turning mushy in their ice cream bath. And while I’m a big fan of any sugar- and/or color-enhanced cereal, I’ve always preferred Cap’n Crunch (Crunch Berries, of course) or Lucky Charms. It turns out, however, that as the kids say, this really slaps.

Dairy Queen Fruity Pebbles Shake with vanilla soft serve and Fruity Pebbles cereal.

The fruity flavor of the fancy Rice Krispies in this shake is astounding. Plus, this is just fun to look at and to eat. I was not prepared for the delicious punch of sweetness that paired perfectly with the creaminess of the vanilla ice cream and milk. It truly was a wonderful combination packed with flavor.

Fruity Pebbles does not stay crispy in soft serve

The aforementioned caveat is that it seems Dairy Queen’s best wizard could not suspend the laws of physics involved with putting Fruity Pebbles into a liquid, which I guess is how a shake would be classified. I wouldn’t say the cereal turned soggy, but it also wasn’t crispy in any sense. I wolfed down the shake with impressive speed, so I imagine if I had done so at a more leisurely pace, then perhaps sogginess would have entered the chat. The texture was just a tad off-putting, but aside from that, this is a delicious, not-so-nutritious “breakfast.”

As a side note, I learned in my review of the Choco Frosted Donut Blizzard that some Dairy Queens serve actual breakfast food during breakfast hours. Unfortunately, there are no DQs in my area that are open for breakfast, so the best I could do was have this shake shortly after 10 a.m. But I assume you can get the Breakfast Collection items before the sun comes up if you are lucky enough to live near a breakfast-enabled DQ.

Purchased Price: $3.99
Size: Small
Rating: 8 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 500 calories, 23 grams of fat, 13 grams of saturated fat, 1 gram of trans fat, 40 milligrams of cholesterol, 210 milligrams of sodium, 64 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 52 grams of sugar, and 11 grams of protein.

REVIEW: Burger King Grogu’s Blue Cookie Shake

Burger King Grogu’s Blue Cookie Shake in its cup.

My knowledge of Star Wars is limited, but one of the rare bits of trivia that stuck with me is the fact that Luke Skywalker drinks blue milk. So when I saw that Burger King’s new limited edition Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu menu features a blue-tinged milkshake, I was equal parts excited to try a brightly colored twist on my favorite dessert and just proud that I understood the reference!

Specifically, this shake is called Grogu’s Blue Cookie Shake (and if that name doesn’t ring a bell, you’re probably more familiar with its adorable namesake’s nickname, “Baby Yoda”). BK’s press release states that it contains “Grogu’s favorite snack – blue cookies.” I’m not sure if that’s just a play on the blue milk or something that’s actually depicted in the Mandalorian series where Grogu appears (Star Wars fans, sound off in the comments!), but either way, as soon as I tasted the shake, I understood why the little guy likes blue cookies so much.

Burger King Grogu’s Blue Cookie Shake look at those fish tank pebbles. Oh wait, I'm being told that they are cookies.

The size of the crumbled cookies in the topping felt perfect to me and yet was different than most other cookie-themed desserts I’ve tried—the pieces aren’t so big that they interrupt your slurping experience, yet are still big enough to have a noticeable taste and texture. I worried they would be, like Anakin Skywalker infamously complains about sand, “coarse and rough and irritating,” but no, the cookie pieces are actually quite soft. They reminded me of a cross between frosted animal crackers and those pillowy Lofthouse Cookies. They did their job of looking pretty, but also were an interestingly chewy and delicious addition to the shake. My only critique is that it would be fun to have cookie pieces blended into the shake too—as is, they’re limited to sitting on top.

Use the Force, Grogu!

The shake has a vanilla base, but it gets both its sweetness and its color from “blue sugar cookie syrup,” giving it a birthday cake-like flavor. It is certainly sweet, but to me at least, it didn’t cross the line into overly sweet territory. I was also impressed by the thick and creamy texture, not watery like the most underwhelming fast-food shakes can be. It even comes in a snazzy cup featuring a cute image of Grogu either concentrating very hard or preparing to take a nap. (Just don’t be fooled by the tiny stars speckled across it—they’re a design on the cup, not extra cookie bits like I originally assumed.)

All in all, Grogu’s Blue Cookie Shake is an out-of-this-world experience. I wish I could come up with a cleverer pun to convey just how much I liked it, but I’ve officially exhausted all my Star Wars knowledge, so you’ll just have to take my word for it. Or not… unlike a Jedi, I can’t Force you. (Never mind, I knew I could fit one more pun in there!)

Purchased Price: $6.59
Size: 16 oz
Rating: 8 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 620 calories, 16 grams of fat, 11 grams of saturated fat, 60 milligrams of sodium, 105 grams of carbohydrates, 84 grams of sugar, and 12 grams of protein.

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