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Coke Zero
Look Coke Zero, I know you’re going through some hard times right now with you being the new kid on the block, but calling yourself Coke Zero is not good for your self-esteem. I’m worried about you, Coke Zero. I know you’re trying to be popular, but I don’t know if the loner goth look with that [...]
Continue reading...Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme
28 June 2005
Oh man, I so badly wanted to chuck the Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme. Not because it didn’t taste good, but because it looked like a discus and I wanted to set the Guinness World Record for longest Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme throw. I also wanted to start a food fight in the middle of Taco [...]
Continue reading...Glacéau Vitamin Water
27 June 2005
(Editor’s Note: Today is Day Five of Energy Week…HOLY CRAP! IT’S MONDAY! Um, I’m sorry. I guess time flies when you’re watching VH1’s 100 Greatest Kid Stars. Well today I wrap up Energy Week with some Glacéau Vitamin Water. Not one flavor, not two flavors, but NINE flavors. [...]
Continue reading...X-It Strong Mints with Guarana
23 June 2005
(Editor’s Note: It’s Day Four of Energy Week here at The Impulsive Buy and today I’ll be focusing my attention on energy breath mints. Yes, energy breath mints, which look like smaller Vivarin, except without near illegal amounts of caffeine, withdrawals, and trembling of hands. Enjoy.) Hey baby doll! How ya doin’? Yo [...]
Continue reading...PowerBar Chocolate Caramel Fusion Triple Threat Energy Bar
22 June 2005
(Editor’s Note: It’s Day Three of Energy Week here at The Impulsive Buy. So far I’ve reviewed an energy drink and an energy gum. Today I’ll be reviewing an energy bar, and tomorrow I’ll possibly be reviewing energy underwear. Which is actually just glow-in-the-dark boxers, so maybe not. Also, the winners for [...]
Continue reading...Lotte Black Black Gum
21 June 2005
(Editor’s Note: Welcome to Day Two of Energy Week here at The Impulsive Buy. Today’s product, Lotte Black Black Gum, was suggested by hyper Impulsive Buy reader Wired. Black Black Gum comes to us from Japan, the land of Godzilla, violent game shows, and love hotels. Enjoy.) Lotte Black Black Gum has [...]
Continue reading...XS Caffeine-Free Tropical Blast Energy Drink
20 June 2005
(Editor’s Note: Last week, Impulsive Buy reader Muneer suggested I do a week of products dedicated to energy bars and drinks. I told Muneer it was a great idea and I was going to name it Energy Bar and Drink Week. However, after drinking a Pimp Juice and letting the caffeine run [...]
Continue reading...Jif Peanut Butter & Honey Creamy Peanut Butter
16 June 2005
Dear Marvo, At the Impulsive Buy, you’ve reviewed several products that you recommended for licking off of your lover’s body, like the Jello Oreo Instant Pudding and the Mrs. Butterworth’s Little Dunkers. My wife and I would like to add some spice to our relationship by using food products during our lovemaking sessions. We’ve [...]
Continue reading...Rip It Energy Fuel
15 June 2005
I think I’m not properly using the Rip It Energy Fuel, because I just drank a big 16-ounce can of it and I have no urge to rip anything, not even the jurors in the Michael Jackson case or Paris Hilton. Maybe it takes a while for the effects to kick in. Maybe I have [...]
Continue reading...June Prize Drawing!!!
14 June 2005
Holy crap! It’s that time of the month again! It’s time for this month’s prize drawing, which is when The Impulsive Buy could possibly make your dreams come true, if your dream is to win a very cheap household or food product from some quasi-product review blog, which has a editor that can’t stop stroking [...]
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29 June 2005
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