October Prize Drawing!!!

Written by | October 11, 2005

Topics: Prize Drawing

Thanks to my recent review of the Trojan Elexa line of products, I’m stuck with a whole bunch of condoms that I’ll probably never use, unless I sell my body on the streets. Unfortunately, my body won’t make much money on the streets, so it would be a waste to use these condoms that way.

To get rid of all these condoms, I’ve decided to become a Condom Fairy again and give away to ONE lucky winner a Trojan Elexa prize pack, which is basically whatever products were left after testing. Although I also took a few condoms for my “Just in case I get some. Oh, who the hell am I kidding, I’m not getting any” stash.

In total, there are 8 Natural Feel condoms, 8 Stimulating condoms, 8 Ultra Sensitive condoms, one tube of Intimacy Gel, and 5 Freshening Cloths. Also, since I “used” the Vibrating Ring, I’ll purchase a new one and add it to the prize pack.

To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words “Set it to vibrate” in it and whatever else you would like to say.

Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.

The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, October 11, 2005 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, October 16, 2005. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States and US Military APOs (To the rest of the planet, I’m sorry.)

To determine the winners, I will draw a circle on a piece of cardboard and place all the entries in the circle. Then I will put the Vibrating Ring in the middle of the circle, turn it on, and let the Vibrating Ring choose the winner.

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about Bill Gates wanting to give you money. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you catalogs for adult videos. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, any Lindsay Lohan car accident, or any spawn Tom Cruise produces.

118 Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. Sarcasmo says:

    Set it to vibrate baby.

  2. Meg says:

    Set it to vibrate, Marv-o! Help a fellow English major out.

  3. Runner4069 says:

    When masturbation has lost its fun, tell all your friends to call, take your cell, set it to vibrate and put it in your pocket, oooooo

  4. bill says:

    set it to vibrate
    heh heh, thats what she said.

  5. Em says:

    Set it to vibrate!


  6. Ken says:

    Set it to vibrate marvo. I too need some condoms for my ‘just in case, ah who the hell am i kidding’ stash.

  7. Mr Jon teh Redth of Kanadia says:

    “Set it to vibrate”

    But seriously, please do. I was sposed to win the last prize drawing that had the flavored condoms, but nooooooo… so i better win this one!

  8. gko says:

    Hot, Adorran, babes. Set it to vibrate, Spock.

    The phasers, sir?

    yea ok, those, too.

  9. ttfn says:

    Set it to vibrate, because you’re awesome.

  10. wired says:

    Set it to vibrate.

    Heh heh heh heh…I said “vibrate.”

  11. Aymie's Mom says:

    Set it to vibrate baby!

    Hey Marvo…how the hell are you?

  12. albert says:

    Set it to vibrate

  13. Jen says:

    Set it to vibrate
    if you hear that… you know you’re not getting any!
    You still rock marvo!

  14. Sasha_Kitty says:

    I really just want the intimacy gel and then I will set it to vibrate!!!

  15. Rachel in AK says:

    Set it to vibrate and then go away.


  16. Mish says:

    Set it to vibrate :)

  17. Samantha says:

    Since you so coveniently mandated a five syllable phrase, I present to you a Trojan Elexa haiku:

    Set it to vibrate
    Send all your condoms to me
    I like to get laid

    Well there you have it, a haiku in the tradition of the old Japanese masters. If I win, I’ll paint it in kanji on a bamboo scroll and send it to you, so you can display it on your wall. Not really, but that’s a nice idea, no?