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October Prize Drawing!!!
By Marvo | October 11, 2005
Thanks to my recent review of the Trojan Elexa line of products, I’m stuck with a whole bunch of condoms that I’ll probably never use, unless I sell my body on the streets. Unfortunately, my body won’t make much money on the streets, so it would be a waste to use these condoms that way.
To get rid of all these condoms, I’ve decided to become a Condom Fairy again and give away to ONE lucky winner a Trojan Elexa prize pack, which is basically whatever products were left after testing. Although I also took a few condoms for my “Just in case I get some. Oh, who the hell am I kidding, I’m not getting any” stash.
In total, there are 8 Natural Feel condoms, 8 Stimulating condoms, 8 Ultra Sensitive condoms, one tube of Intimacy Gel, and 5 Freshening Cloths. Also, since I “used” the Vibrating Ring, I’ll purchase a new one and add it to the prize pack.
To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words “Set it to vibrate” in it and whatever else you would like to say.
Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.
The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, October 11, 2005 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, October 16, 2005. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States and US Military APOs (To the rest of the planet, I’m sorry.)
To determine the winners, I will draw a circle on a piece of cardboard and place all the entries in the circle. Then I will put the Vibrating Ring in the middle of the circle, turn it on, and let the Vibrating Ring choose the winner.
Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about Bill Gates wanting to give you money. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you catalogs for adult videos. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, any Lindsay Lohan car accident, or any spawn Tom Cruise produces.
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October 11th, 2005 at 1:45 am
set it to vibrate
set it to stun
a vibrating ring sounds like fun
October 11th, 2005 at 2:42 am
set it to vibrate
it’s my birthday…
does that give me a better chance?
October 11th, 2005 at 2:46 am
Some woman: “Who knew that when I ’set it to vibrate’ you could hear it all the way down the hall”
Other woman: “You or the vibrations?”
October 11th, 2005 at 2:53 am
Set it to vibrate….
sorry, out of funny witty comments
October 11th, 2005 at 3:01 am
Free condoms? Set it to vibrate!
October 11th, 2005 at 3:20 am
when all else fail, set it to vibrate
October 11th, 2005 at 3:28 am
When you’re in a public place, it’s always best to set it to vibrate.
And by “it” I mean “your cell phone”
(yeah, I’m not funny today)
October 11th, 2005 at 3:37 am
you opened the contest to canadians last time! YOU have sent me a sign that i don’t need the stuff in the prize pack either….
October 11th, 2005 at 3:43 am
Set it to Vibrate!!! And set it again! And again, and again……and again!!
October 11th, 2005 at 4:07 am
If you set it to vibrate, are you sure it’ll titillate?
October 11th, 2005 at 4:10 am
Set it to Vibrate!! Love the website, I added it to my daily reads. How is the weather there? My soon to be wife (Oct 15th) and I will be arriving in Kona on the 16th of October! We can’t wait.
October 11th, 2005 at 4:12 am
Set it to vibrate, baby!
October 11th, 2005 at 4:29 am
Set it to vibrate!
October 11th, 2005 at 4:30 am
Set it to vibrate! I saw these at Eckerd’s yesterday, but they did not have the vibrating ring. It disappointed me.
October 11th, 2005 at 4:32 am
“…and let the Vibrating Ring choose the winner” is one of my favorite euphemisms of the day.
Set it to vibrate, Mr. Scott. ENGAGE!
October 11th, 2005 at 4:45 am
set it to vibrate!!!
these sound like fun!!!
October 11th, 2005 at 4:57 am
Set it to vibrate! Full speed ahead! If I don’t win, I’ll be better off dead.
(awww)
October 11th, 2005 at 5:13 am
set it to vibrate please
October 11th, 2005 at 5:22 am
Prepare to Vibrate!
Set It to Vibrate!
VIBRATE!!
October 11th, 2005 at 5:35 am
Set it to vibrate, Jim.
October 11th, 2005 at 5:37 am
I don’t want (or need, boohoo!) any condoms. Alas. But please make a video of the vibrating ring selecting the winner.
October 11th, 2005 at 6:00 am
The Reverend says, “Set it to vibrate and let the good times roll!”
October 11th, 2005 at 6:09 am
Set it to vibrate?
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
October 11th, 2005 at 6:36 am
set it to vibrate, baybee!!!!
October 11th, 2005 at 6:42 am
Set it to vibrate, NOW. : ) I’m trying to be all dominate…Is it working? No? Okay.
October 11th, 2005 at 6:50 am
Set it to vibrate
October 11th, 2005 at 6:50 am
Set it to vibrate, pleeease Marvo!!! Yeah, just like that.
Heehee, just kidding…
October 11th, 2005 at 6:50 am
Set it to vibrate
October 11th, 2005 at 6:50 am
Opps, that last comment was me, but just in case, SET IT TO VIBRATE!!!!
October 11th, 2005 at 6:55 am
set it to vibrate!
i just found your blog. and what an exciting offer. i’m vibrating just thinking about it!
October 11th, 2005 at 7:24 am
set it to vibrate!
warp factor 69!
October 11th, 2005 at 7:46 am
set it to vibrate bitch
how about just a pack of the rings?
do they make any noise? like…could i bring one around in public and nobody notice?
like im just reeeeally enjoying class?
October 11th, 2005 at 7:56 am
My husband have read your review and would like to ’set it to vibrate’. Then I could submit my own review!
October 11th, 2005 at 7:58 am
I should read my comments before posting.
My husband and I have read your review and would like to ’set it to vibrate’. Then I could submit my own review.
October 11th, 2005 at 8:01 am
“Set it to vibrate”
October 11th, 2005 at 8:06 am
Set it to vibrate
October 11th, 2005 at 8:23 am
I need some “Good Vibrations” (yes, you’ll have that old song in your head ALLLLLL day) so, set it to vibrate for me, Marvo!!!
Here’s hoping the ring vibrates its way toward my post…
October 11th, 2005 at 9:21 am
Set it to vibrate!
October 11th, 2005 at 9:29 am
Set it to vibrate
I just want to say that again
Set it to vibrate
So much fun
October 11th, 2005 at 9:34 am
october prize haiku
set it to vibrate.
stimulate my clitoris.
send me condoms now.
October 11th, 2005 at 9:35 am
Set it to vibrate because I’m a feminist and it’s about time I got some for myself!
October 11th, 2005 at 9:44 am
set it to vibrate
syllables five seven five
hey! that’s a haiku!
October 11th, 2005 at 9:51 am
Set.
It.
To.
Vibrate.
Man, I hope I win that vibrating ring!!
October 11th, 2005 at 10:10 am
Martha Stewart Living is making it easy to please your woman. You’ll see on my monogramed place settings a stiched diagram of the woman’s clitoris. Place the vibrator where I have indicated and set it to vibrate. It’s a good thing.
October 11th, 2005 at 10:13 am
Set it to vibrate. Engage.
Captain Angi exploring new worlds!
October 11th, 2005 at 10:34 am
Set it to vibrate!
I would love to see this package as I live in one of those “SEX TOYS ARE FOR HEATHENS” States… gotta love the Bible Belt
October 11th, 2005 at 10:37 am
Set it to vibrate…wow. Okay then.
October 11th, 2005 at 10:44 am
Before entering the theatre, please turn off your cell phone or set it to vibrate.
October 11th, 2005 at 10:45 am
um, yeah. set it to vibrate, please.
October 11th, 2005 at 10:48 am
I don’t want to know what you did with the vibrating ring. None of my business. Really. Don’t tell me. I don’t care.
set it to vibrate…
Oh, man, the visuals! Make them stop!
October 11th, 2005 at 11:22 am
Set it to vibrate, baby!
It’s my hubby’s birthday, and I don’t have a gift yet
I’m Lana’s friend, she sent me to your site. So if I leave a series of inappropriate comments, blame her.
October 11th, 2005 at 11:41 am
I grabbed the shiny object with both hands. As, I held it close to my body, I set it to vibrate and felt a short but strong pulse in my hands. It was ecstasy! Now, I knew for sure that the teacher wouldn’t hear my cell phone ring.
~Rôn
October 11th, 2005 at 11:47 am
Set it to vibrate
October 11th, 2005 at 12:08 pm
yeah, go ahead and set it to vibrate
October 11th, 2005 at 12:28 pm
so i was at the mall the other day and there was a clown set up in the middle of the walkway making overpriced balloon animals. with free condoms, i could potentially put him out of business. yep that’s right, set it to vibrate and such.
October 11th, 2005 at 12:48 pm
Set it to vibrate! I almost bought some of these the other day, based purely on your review. How fabulous is that?
October 11th, 2005 at 12:50 pm
Come on and set it to vibrate!
October 11th, 2005 at 1:35 pm
Marvo, if I were to ever visit Hawaii, you wouldn’t HAVE to set it to vibrate
October 11th, 2005 at 3:05 pm
Hm….should I set this to shock? To puncture? To eviscerate?
Eh, I’ll just set it to vibrate.
October 11th, 2005 at 3:14 pm
Too funny, Marvo.
October 11th, 2005 at 3:14 pm
set it to vibrate, baby!
October 11th, 2005 at 3:39 pm
Set it to vibrate~
you know its been way too long~
October 11th, 2005 at 3:54 pm
sometimes when i get desperate, i take out my phone and set it to vibrate… please call me.
October 11th, 2005 at 4:01 pm
Set it to vibrate!
October 11th, 2005 at 4:15 pm
i have waay too many condoms since you wont come visit me, but I want to win anyway. you can send me the “used” ring if you want… Set it to vibrate baby!
October 11th, 2005 at 4:22 pm
Set it to vibrate. yay!
October 11th, 2005 at 4:28 pm
Set it to vibrate, and lubricate.
October 11th, 2005 at 4:50 pm
Set it to vibrate, baby!
October 11th, 2005 at 5:22 pm
Set it to vibrate! … and then drop it in the mail on its way to me
October 11th, 2005 at 5:24 pm
“Set it to vibrate Scotty.”
“Aye Cap’n”
October 11th, 2005 at 5:53 pm
Set it to vibrate
Kinda Like Set It And Forget It!
October 11th, 2005 at 6:03 pm
setitonvibrate NOW!!!!!!!!
October 11th, 2005 at 7:06 pm
i’ve had a bad day, so late i’d like to
Set it to vibrate
October 11th, 2005 at 7:08 pm
Set it to vibrate
October 12th, 2005 at 1:28 am
Set it to vibrate! Oh that’s the spot!
October 12th, 2005 at 2:06 am
Set it to vibrate.. (it’s 8 am and my brain is blank of wittiness)
October 12th, 2005 at 5:57 am
Set it to vibrate!
Isn’t it funny that most people only post when they want to win something?
October 12th, 2005 at 6:32 am
Set it to vibrate!
October 12th, 2005 at 7:54 am
Not only can I win the “One Ring to Bind Them All” but if my math is correct you’re giving me enough Trojans to last until I’m 437 years old. All righty then, I’m in.. Set it to vibrate.
October 12th, 2005 at 8:39 am
With all these lonely people out there, no wonder everybody’s setting it to vibrate.
October 12th, 2005 at 9:18 am
Set it to vibrate … and join the crowd!
October 12th, 2005 at 9:39 am
I want to Set it to vibrate!
October 12th, 2005 at 9:58 am
Hey Marvo-
I am a little late in the entry here but you mentioned that you don’t have a clitoris. You may not need a clitoris to enjoy those handy dandy condom products. What you do have is an anus with like over 100+ nerve endings. All I can say is that that area on your ass can get pretty stimulated if you try…
October 12th, 2005 at 10:18 am
Set it to vibrate
October 12th, 2005 at 12:27 pm
Set it to vibrate, dude!
October 12th, 2005 at 2:04 pm
Set it to vibrate!!! Pretty, Pretty Please
October 12th, 2005 at 3:53 pm
set it too vibrate is my stripper name.
October 12th, 2005 at 3:54 pm
set it to vibrate because everything else is just a waste of time
October 12th, 2005 at 4:03 pm
Set it to vibrate
and watch me go…
mmm, how i love freebies!
October 12th, 2005 at 4:39 pm
Set it to vibrate, I want a stash of (most likely) unneeded condoms too!
October 12th, 2005 at 4:44 pm
interesting…..
definately set it to vibrate
October 12th, 2005 at 5:05 pm
Set it to vibrate.
just do it.
and pick me.
October 12th, 2005 at 5:36 pm
Set it to vibrate
But let dance awhile…..
October 12th, 2005 at 6:58 pm
i have seen the error in my ways….i meant to say..setITtovibrate
~
~
October 13th, 2005 at 1:18 am
Another haiku suggests itself:
set it to vibrate
make her howl like a banshee
safe sex but also fun!
October 13th, 2005 at 2:58 am
set it to vibrate
October 13th, 2005 at 6:27 am
set it to vibrate!
October 13th, 2005 at 8:25 am
set IT to vibrate
October 13th, 2005 at 8:49 am
if you must… set it to vibrate and hopefully noone gets electrocuted
October 13th, 2005 at 11:15 am
If I don’t get these condoms I’m going to need to ’set my uterus to vibrate’ because I’ll most assuredly end up pregnant.
October 13th, 2005 at 11:58 am
please pick me!
October 13th, 2005 at 12:33 pm
Set it to vibrate baby.
October 13th, 2005 at 1:08 pm
Set it to vibrate, Marv-o! Help a fellow English major out.
October 13th, 2005 at 1:48 pm
When masturbation has lost its fun, tell all your friends to call, take your cell, set it to vibrate and put it in your pocket, oooooo
October 13th, 2005 at 4:51 pm
set it to vibrate
heh heh, thats what she said.
October 13th, 2005 at 6:23 pm
Set it to vibrate!
please?
October 13th, 2005 at 8:50 pm
Set it to vibrate marvo. I too need some condoms for my ‘just in case, ah who the hell am i kidding’ stash.
October 14th, 2005 at 9:34 am
“Set it to vibrate”
But seriously, please do. I was sposed to win the last prize drawing that had the flavored condoms, but nooooooo… so i better win this one!
October 14th, 2005 at 8:30 pm
Hot, Adorran, babes. Set it to vibrate, Spock.
The phasers, sir?
yea ok, those, too.
October 15th, 2005 at 7:47 am
Set it to vibrate, because you’re awesome.
October 15th, 2005 at 10:51 am
Set it to vibrate.
Heh heh heh heh…I said “vibrate.”
October 15th, 2005 at 6:24 pm
Set it to vibrate baby!
Hey Marvo…how the hell are you?
October 16th, 2005 at 12:46 am
Set it to vibrate
October 16th, 2005 at 12:58 am
Set it to vibrate
if you hear that… you know you’re not getting any!
You still rock marvo!
October 16th, 2005 at 6:48 am
I really just want the intimacy gel and then I will set it to vibrate!!!
October 16th, 2005 at 1:21 pm
Set it to vibrate and then go away.
Thanks!
October 16th, 2005 at 3:21 pm
Set it to vibrate
October 17th, 2005 at 6:18 pm
Since you so coveniently mandated a five syllable phrase, I present to you a Trojan Elexa haiku:
Set it to vibrate
Send all your condoms to me
I like to get laid
Well there you have it, a haiku in the tradition of the old Japanese masters. If I win, I’ll paint it in kanji on a bamboo scroll and send it to you, so you can display it on your wall. Not really, but that’s a nice idea, no?