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NEWS: Taco Bell Creates a Gordita That Hindu AND Jewish People Won’t Eat
The new Bacon Cheddar Gordita Crunch is the first limited time only menu item from Taco Bell that I’ve wanted to try in a long time because it looks like their Double Decker Taco, which is my default whenever I make a run for the border. This Gordita on steroids has been injected with real [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Pillsbury Mozzarella & Pepperoni Savorings
31 December 2008
I’m no party planning expert, but I do know a fancy toothpick though a Vienna sausage does not make it a classy hors d’oeuvre you can serve your hoity-toity friends. The bite-sized Pillsbury Mozzarella & Pepperoni Savorings may have the light, elegant croissant exterior that would appeal to your pretentious pals, but when stuffed [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Axe Dark Temptation Shower Gel
29 December 2008
I’m pretty sure that despite what Axe shows in their commercials, no guy has ever gotten laid because of an Axe body spray, deodorant, or shower gel. Some guy might say it was, but I’m positive that he got laid for other reasons, like alcohol, the woman’s need for a green card, desperation or [...]
Continue reading...PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Don’t Need It
28 December 2008
I have a coupon from the PR firm that represents Carl’s Jr. for a free Carl’s Jr. Charbroiled Steak Sandwich that I would like to give away to a TIB reader (see picture of coupon above). It’s not redeemable at Hardee’s, so this drawing is only open to those who live near a Carl’s [...]
Continue reading...The Week in Reviews – 12/27/2008
27 December 2008
Product review blog goodness wrapped in an HTML shell. Honestly, I’ve always wanted to French Kiss a reindeer so I can check bestiality off of my list of things I must do before I die. (via Second Rate Snacks) I learned a new word this week: ramekins. Now I shall use it incorrectly in a sentence: [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Nabisco Lightly Cinnamon Wheat Thins
26 December 2008
If you’re under the age of five, you probably won’t remember a time when Wheat Thins came in only two versions: original and low sodium. Since then, Nabisco has been pumping out new Wheat Thins flavors at a pace equal to the rate übermom Michelle Duggar pumps out new babies from her bountiful womb. [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Sprite Green Makes Regular Sprite Feel Like A Fatty
26 December 2008
The Coca-Cola Company recently made their lemon-lime soda, Sprite, a little self-conscious this month by introducing the slimmer and sexier Sprite Green. The big deal about Sprite Green is that it is one of the first beverages in the U.S. made with TRUVIA, a zero-calorie natural sweetener, which was develop by Cargill and the Coca-Cola Company. [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Bigelow Eggnogg’n Tea
23 December 2008
When I saw this tea, I had a vision that was as horrifying as it was freaky. I envisioned Bam Bam Bigelow was behind this tea company. I imagined him at board meetings in his flaming leotard with a striped blue tie and sipping tea from a dainty ceramic cup with a silver [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Purple
22 December 2008
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, Purple cowboy. Where’s the free radical fire? Trying to shove down our throats seven antioxidant-filled fruits at one time is not cool. Most of us haven’t even gotten used to acai and the fact that the C is pronounced as an S. Even though I [...]
Continue reading...Bertolli Frozen Entree Winners Announced!!!
21 December 2008
I just finished randomly selecting the winners of the Bertolli Frozen Entree Prize Drawing using an online random number generator, a Coke Zero, and a bag of Lays Sour Cream and Onion potato chips. The soda and chips really didn’t do anything but watch. Lazy bastards! Here are the seven winners: Comment #5 Karen Comment #23 [...]
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31 December 2008
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