ANNOUNCEMENT: New Writer Ends The Sausagefest at The Impulsive Buy

The glass ceiling has been broken, and I was the one who whipped out her .357 Magnum Lara Croft-style and shattered that sucker into a million pieces. Actually, it’s not that badass, but I will be the first writer sans schlong here at The Impulsive Buy.

And yes, I used the words sans and schlong in the same sentence.

Even though I am of the female persuasion, TIB will not be bombarded with reviews about tampons or other feminine products located in the aisle that has pregnancy tests and condoms.

Now that I’ve cleared that up…

I’m Kayla, a native of New Hampshire (a.k.a. Vermont’s spooning partner) who has been living in Philadelphia for almost three years. I’m pursuing my B.S. in Communications with concentrations in advertising and screenwriting. One day I’d like to be running my own advertising agency, making mad dough and coming up with commercial ideas that involve farting monkeys or other things that parent advocacy groups would deem inappropriate.

I’ve been consuming massive amounts of media since the age of two, which turned me into a pop culture snob of sorts, but not one of those snobs that needs to use Grey Poupon on everything. However, I do have a taste for the finer things in life like strippers, PBR and Warrant’s 1990 magnum opus “Cherry Pie.” Most of the time I’m enjoying these things all at once while wearing a strand of pearls and an adorable argyle sweater. I would like to think of myself as classy on the outside and sleazy on the inside.

I’ve been an avid reader of The Impulsive Buy since 2005, but never posted any comments on reviews since I really didn’t get into the blogging scene until recently when I started my own that focuses on advertising. You can check that out at bourgeoisconsumer.blogspot.com. I’m really excited to be on board here at TIB and I’m even more excited to start buying impulsively and working on my innuendo for reviews.

-Kayla

22 thoughts on “ANNOUNCEMENT: New Writer Ends The Sausagefest at The Impulsive Buy

  1. Kayla, welcome aboard. Good thing you’re working on an actual BS, the other guys around here just B.S. everything 😛

    From the sounds of it you’ll fit right in! I look forward to your posts and know they’ll be up to TIB’s standards (or lack there of) for sure.

  2. Wow… two lines in that opening post made me lol…

    –I’d like to be running my own advertising agency, making mad dough and coming up with commercial ideas that involve farting monkeys or other things that parent advocacy groups would deem inappropriate.–

    and

    –I do have a taste for the finer things in life like strippers, PBR and Warrant’s 1990 magnum opus “Cherry Pie.”–

    Ah, TIB’s sharp wit and irreverence from a female perspective?

    Sold.

  3. Yay! welcome Kayla. You are a women of my heart…the love of Warret and sleaze plus the fact we live in the same city 🙂 Looking forward to reading your reviews!

  4. Welcome Kayla, It will be great having you hear, the mere fact that you referenced warren lets me know you’ll be right at home here.

  5. How come nobody ever brings angry bob pie when they’re serving his warrants?

    Anyway, hopefully you’ll fare better than Reprobate. He disappeared about the time Marvo had that mysterious jam in his woodchipper.

  6. Welcome Kayla! Congrats on the new gig.
    But sausagefests are still my all time favorite kind of fests, and even girl power can’t change that. Sorry sisters.

  7. From one vag to another, I salute you. 😉

    And I’m totally OK with tampon reviews. Feminine hygiene is no laughing matter.

    Welcome!

  8. Welcome! I’m hoping you’ll do better than Reprobate, whose writing was less than satisfactory. You sound like you’ll fit right in.

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