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Year-In-Review + December Prize Drawing = Crazy Delicious!!!
Well this will be the last Impulsive Buy post for the year, but it’s a Year-In-Review/Prize Drawing post. First off, I just want to wish everyone a Happy New Year and I also want to thank everyone who reads the Impulsive Buy regularly. It’s a lot of fun trying to come up with new ways [...]
Continue reading...Jones Soda Whoop Ass Energy Drink
27 December 2005
Whoop Ass Energy Drink, eh? You’re more like Whoop-De-Doo or the one-hit wonder, “Whoop! There It Is!” You maybe the champ now, but when Wrestle Wreckage IV on pay-per-view passes, that title belt you have is either going to be around The Reviewer’s waist or around your neck. Don’t take The Reviewer lightly, Whoop [...]
Continue reading...Airheads Mystery Slurpee Flavor
23 December 2005
I really was hoping that the Airheads Mystery Slurpee Flavor would taste like Mr. Pibb and Red Vines, because I hear it equals crazy delicious. Unfortunately, I have no idea what Mr. Pibb tastes like, so just like the number of licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop, the [...]
Continue reading...Pick Your Poison!!! Beverage Product Election!!!
20 December 2005
It’s been awhile since I had a product election here at The Impulsive Buy, which allows you, the readers, to decide what product The Impulsive Buy reviews next. The product election also allows me to clean up my apartment which currently has empty bottles of products strewn all over the place. Fortunately, they are mostly [...]
Continue reading...Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups with Caramel
19 December 2005
There probably have been thousands of ideas in the history of ideas that have looked good on paper, but in the end never really turned out to be very good. For example, dnL, Cowboy Troy, and Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo. Oh wait, I’m sorry. All of those things pretty much also sucked on [...]
Continue reading...Yoplait Whips! Chocolate Mousse Style
14 December 2005
(Editor’s Note: Today’s review contains links that are probably not safe for work. Unless you work at home. Or at a 24-hour adult video store. Or at Leather & Chains R Us. Or at a nightclub that’s located in some basement called The Torture Lounge that smells like leather and [...]
Continue reading...Winter Lucky Charms
13 December 2005
Green clovers? Blue moons? Purple horseshoes? Red balloons? Brown mushrooms? I don’t know what Lucky the Leprechaun has been smoking, but I do know that I don’t want any of it. Now that I think about it, maybe the kids chasing him aren’t after his Lucky Charms, they’re after his stash of whatever [...]
Continue reading...Betty Crocker Hot Fudge Brownie Warm Delights
8 December 2005
A couple of months ago, Impulsive Buy reader Muneer asked if I could review the Betty Crocker Hot Fudge Brownie Warm Delights. About a month later, I picked up a package, but did so with a lot of trepidation. When I picked it up, it was about the same time that Impulsive Buy [...]
Continue reading...Glacéau SmartWater
6 December 2005
Marvo: Okay. Whose 1916 U.S. presidential campaign slogan was: “He kept us out of war.”? Glacéau SmartWater: That’s easy. Woodrow Wilson’s Marvo: Dammit! You got the yellow wedge! Glacéau SmartWater: Yeah, that means I’ve got all the wedges and all I need to do to kick your ass again at [...]
Continue reading...Listerine Cool Mint PocketMist
5 December 2005
Excuse me. Do you like children? You do! Great! So why don’t you, me, and those twins on your chest have a fun family outing back at my place? Oh, hello there! I’m just testing out the new Listerine Cool Mint PocketMist. It not only helps freshen my breath, it [...]
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27 December 2005
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