It’s hard to choose which Limited Edition Wrigley’s Juicy Fruit Gum flavor I like best, because the blue and pink flavors are very similar. They both have juicy AND fruity flavors; both are limited edition; neither comes in the color they’re named after; both have short-lasting flavor; and both have two of the most unoriginal chewing [...]
Continue reading...27 February 2006
The last time I checked, caffeine doesn’t make anyone mad. In large doses, it may make hands tremble uncontrollably or make Robin Williams so hyperactive that you wish you had a tranquilizer gun. So why must today’s review subject be called Mad-Croc Power Peppermint Energy Gum? Also, the same can be asked about the [...]
Continue reading...24 February 2006
As someone who consumes items that are named using words like spicy, jalapeno, hot, chipotle, fiery, habanero, tongue-burning, mucho caliente, and Eva Longoria-hot, I know when something is spicy. Despite the crispy chicken breast with a bold blend of Chipotle spices, the McDonald’s Spicy Premium Chicken Sandwich didn’t bring the heat. Not even the lettuce, [...]
Continue reading...21 February 2006
(Editor’s Note: To understand today’s review, you should be familiar with the MTV show Pimp My Ride. If you aren’t, read about it here, then read the review.) (Marvo enters West Coast Customs.) Xzibit: Check this out. When I first saw your razor, Marvo, I wanted to dispose of your disposable razor because [...]
Continue reading...20 February 2006
Thank you George Washington and Abraham Lincoln for having your birthdays in the same month. If you didn’t, some of us might not have every third Monday of February off. I’m sure there are people all over the United States, who at this moment, are celebrating all of your great achievements by going [...]
Continue reading...14 February 2006
(Editor’s Note: Today’s review is mostly for the dudes out there, but it might have some helpful tidbits for you ladies as well.) Holy crap! It’s Valentine’s Day and you did absolutely nothing for your woman! All the roses are sold out. Too late to make dinner reservations ANYWHERE! The candy [...]
Continue reading...13 February 2006
Sleepy, Marvo? A grande espresso will perk you right up. You don’t want to be sleepy at work. You’ll be less efficient, which may cause you to get fired, and you’ll end up selling crack to little kids, selling your body to old female Japanese tourists, or working at Wal-Mart with little [...]
Continue reading...7 February 2006
Aaah, February… It’s the month after January and before March. It’s my least favorite month, because every February I am reminded of heartbreak and heartache. There’s that one day in February that haunts me EVERY SINGLE YEAR. For almost everyone else, that one special day in February is a joyous day filled with remembering, honoring, [...]
Continue reading...6 February 2006
As some of you may know from being long time readers of The Impulsive Buy, I am an awesome kisser. But this wasn’t always the case. I remember the first girl I ever kissed. It happened during my senior year in high school and I was seeing a girl who was a junior at a different [...]
Continue reading...5 February 2006
Hi there! Um…No review today. Just wanted to let you know that I upgraded the blogging software today. Because of that, some things might not work, like if you wanted to email a review to someone, you can’t do that yet. Besides that, if you happen to visit The Impulsive Buy and something [...]
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28 February 2006
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