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It seems like every time I wear one of my shirts from Threadless, women want to look at my chest. They’ll say, “What does your shirt say?” or “I’m just reading your shirt.” But I know that it’s just some excuse to look at my chest. It’s so obvious. I feel so cheap and [...]
Continue reading...Reese’s Klondike Bar
27 April 2006
What would I do for a Reese’s Klondike Bar? I think I’d do a lot for one, because they are pretty damn good with their Reese’s Peanut Butter-flavored ice cream and milk chocolate coating. They also apparently have Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup pieces in the ice cream, but I didn’t see any in [...]
Continue reading...Hello Visitors From Kim Komando’s Cool Site of the Day!
25 April 2006
Right now, The Impulsive Buy is being bombarded by visitors from somewhere unknown Kim Komando’s Cool Site of the Day. I just want to welcome those visitors from somewhere unknown Kim Komando’s Cool Site of the Day and hope you enjoy your stay here. The Impulsive Buy is dedicated to providing humorous quasi-reviews about various [...]
Continue reading...Snapple Green Apple White Tea
23 April 2006
‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night/There ain’t no second chance against the thing with forty eyes/You know it’s thriller, thriller night/You’re fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight Hee, hee! Oh, hello there! Michael Jackson here. When I’m thirsty from dancing with the Elephant Man’s bones, chasing my chimp Bubbles around, or [...]
Continue reading...30GB Apple iPod (5th Generation)
20 April 2006
Oh yeah! I’d like to rub some EVOO all over you, baby! Oh! Hi there! I’m just watching the Rachael Ray cooking show 30 Minute Meals on my iPod. I love my new iPod, not only because it can play videos, hold 7,500 songs, and carry my calendars and contacts, but also because it [...]
Continue reading...Boca Chunky Tomato & Herb Lasagna
18 April 2006
Have your parents ever tricked you to eat something you didn’t like? Mine did and that something was liver. On that fateful day, I knew something was up because I could smell the stench of deceit from my room. It smelled like rotting meat. I asked my parents what they were cooking for dinner. They told [...]
Continue reading...Coca-Cola Blãk
13 April 2006
Let me tell you, this bottle of Coca-Cola Blãk sucks. No, no, no. Not the coffee and cola fused Coca-Cola Blãk inside, just the bottle itself sucks. Why does it suck? Because I can’t use it in a bar fight. What good is a glass bottle if I can’t break it and use it as a [...]
Continue reading...April Prize Drawing!!!
11 April 2006
For this month’s prize drawing, I’m going to leggo a few Eggos. Oh wait. For some reason, that doesn’t sound right. It sounds either perverted or painful. Anyway, two lucky readers will each win a box of Eggo Cereal, which The Impulsive Buy reviewed last month. Eggo Cereal is great for those who love waffles, but [...]
Continue reading...Burger King French Toast Sandwich
9 April 2006
I am human. I have faults, like sometimes not using a plate to eat toast, not wearing underwear because I’m too lazy to do laundry, or always using the handicap restroom stall, even if all the other stalls are empty. I have idiosyncrasies, like making smiley faces with my fingers on the fogged up doors in the [...]
Continue reading...Hint Water
5 April 2006
Mmm…Water. Up to 60 percent of our body is made up of it, it covers over 70 percent of the Earth’s surface, and it’s used in 99 percent of the world’s wet t-shirt contests. Experts say that we should drink about eight 8-ounce glasses of water per day, which is enough to keep a person [...]
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