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Kleenex Cottonelle Toilet Paper Enriched With Aloe & Vitamin E
Oh, wook at the wittle doggie on the packaging for the Kleenex Cottonelle Toilet Paper Enriched With Aloe & Vitamin E. Who’s a cute, wittle doggie? You’re a cute, wittle doggie. Yes you are. You wike to wick my nose with your wittle tongue, don’cha. You wook so soft and cuddwy, wittle [...]
Continue reading...Jimmy Dean Bacon Breakfast Bowl
25 October 2007
The night started off innocently enough. But then again, so did OJ Simpson’s acting career. I looked in the mirror and declared that I would stay cool. You don’t want to do anything crazy at a Halloween party. You never know what can happen once you get going. Or what you will buy. After hitting the [...]
Continue reading...Prize Drawing Winners Announced…Finally!
22 October 2007
To choose the winners for TIB’s Third Anniversary Prize Drawing I thought about dunking my head into a cooler of ice water and use my teeth to pull out the email addresses of those who entered the drawing. I thought about making a gigantic Jello mold with slips of paper with numbers on them, [...]
Continue reading...Berry Burst Metamucil
21 October 2007
Hey, y’all. It’s your girl Britney Spears. I bet y’all have been hearing some things about me in the media and I just want to say for the record that I did do those things, but I want to let y’all know that I’m trying to live a regular, normal life, y’all. I just [...]
Continue reading...Betty Crocker Warm Delights Minis
18 October 2007
Hi, boys and girls. Today, we’re going to learn about sharing. Can you say sharing? Good job! Have you ever heard the saying, “Sharing is caring?” Well it’s true, when you share it shows you care. Sharing is fun and cool. Not sharing is bad and evil. Do you [...]
Continue reading...Nabisco Banana Garden Harvest Toasted Chips
14 October 2007
Fruits can be fresh, frozen, canned, or dried, but thanks to the new Nabisco Banana Garden Harvest Toasted Chips I can now eat fruits in a crunchy, processed chip form. If you combine the taste of bananas with the look, size, and crunch of Wheat Thins and the shape of Doritos you would have [...]
Continue reading...Betty Crocker Ultimate Fudge Brownies
11 October 2007
I have never really been a fan of frosted cakes. Sure, it’s been force fed to me my entire life, but I’ve never really been gripped by its supposedly tasty talons. It’s always been boring and nauseatingly sweet, leaving me with a plate full of uneaten frosting. The only time I plan on enjoying cake [...]
Continue reading...Yoplait Go-Gurt Fizzix
7 October 2007
When I first heard about the new Yoplait Go-Gurt Fizzix a few months ago, the first things that popped into my mind were, “Carbonated yogurt?” followed by “Oooh, I think that would perhaps make the perfect food sexual aid.” Over the years I’ve dreamt of all the lickable food items I could use in the bedroom, [...]
Continue reading...Match.com
5 October 2007
Bad news: I didn’t find true love on Match.com. Good news: I’m still an eligible bachelor…ladies. (Sprays Binaca in mouth and gives a wink) I do a lot of things over the internet, like check the balances in my bank accounts, Google ex-girlfriends, read up on current events on CNN.com, self-diagnose any psychological symptoms [...]
Continue reading...Kid Cuisine Bug Safari Nuggets
2 October 2007
Kid Cuisine is the only nationally sold frozen dinner brand that is marketed towards, and most likely made by, latchkey children. It’s only fitting that a person like me with the attention span of a child would review one of its meals. You can never accuse Ace of not loving the kiddies. Wait, that came [...]
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28 October 2007
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