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The Week in Reviews – 2/28/2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs, wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. Human babies are cute. Clam babies in a can — not so cute. (via Eyunta) I want to know who the hell green lighted the idea for a new Street Fighter movie. [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Betty Crocker Asian Hamburger Helper Mongolian-Style Beef
25 February 2009
I just want to make clear that the Betty Crocker Asian Hamburger Helper Mongolian-Style Beef and its other flavors are not part of some big conspiracy for Asian Domination. Oh wait. Why did I capitalize the D in “Domination”? It makes it look like a code name for something, which it is [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Kellogg’s 20% Fiber Frosted Chocolate Fudge Pop-Tarts
23 February 2009
Remember when low-carb foods were the big food trend? You couldn’t walk down an aisle in your local supermarket without running into a food that claimed it was LOW-CARB in, ironically, fat letters. But the oddest thing about this craze was finding low-carb versions of items that were nothing but carbs, like low-carb [...]
Continue reading...The Week in Reviews – 2/21/2009
21 February 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs, wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. Jell-O shots can now be good for you, sorority girls everywhere rejoice! (via Gigi Reviews) Speaking of girls I have no chance with, I hate cheerleader movies because they remind me that I wasn’t [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Lean Cuisine Continues To Reproduce At A Rate Greater Than Nadya Suleman
19 February 2009
Lean Cuisine frozen meals reproduce at a rate that would cause rabbits to be appalled. The chefs at Lean Cuisine recently helped give birth to four new flavors of their frozen meals that appeal to dieting women, people who can’t boil water and the folks who run frozen/microwaveable food review blogs. The new [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Hello Kitty Rice Seasoning Mix
19 February 2009
Death by Hello Kitty is not how I hope to leave this Earth, but the Hello Kitty Rice Seasoning Mix has the power to make it happen with its 2,739 milligrams of sodium per package. Although that’s not how I imagined Hello Kitty would truly off me. I figure if Hello Kitty wanted to end [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Ore-Ida Steam n’ Mash Garlic Seasoned Potatoes
17 February 2009
Eating mashed potatoes is a rare treat for me. I eat a lot of rice because I’m Asian and I’m afraid if I don’t eat enough of it my ancestors’ spirits, who were probably rice farmers in Japan, will come and take away my chopsticks and slanted eyes. Of course, getting my RDA [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Yoplait’s Three New Flavors Could Make a Billy Joel Song Even Better
16 February 2009
Yoplait yogurt comes in so many flavors that you could probably rewrite Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” with nothing but Yoplait yogurt flavors. Don’t believe me. Below is a list of almost all the flavors. Have at it. Cherry Orchard, Banana Crème, Tropical Peach, Mango, Dulce de Leche, Blackberry Harvest Boysenberry, [...]
Continue reading...The Week in Reviews – 2/14/2009
14 February 2009
Here are a few product reviews from other blogs from the past week wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. I don’t know whether I should be impressed or disgusted by this frozen burrito battle. But I am now jonesing for some frozen burritos. (via Eyunta) I would pay to see a movie [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Kellogg’s Raisin Bran Extra!
13 February 2009
I’m disappointed in the new Kellogg’s Raisin Bran Extra!, but not because of its taste. I’m disappointed by its use of the exclamation point, which is a symbol that expresses surprise, anger, pain and how hard you’re ROFL!!!!!! The use of the exclamation point has got me dismayed for two reasons: 1. [...]
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28 February 2009
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